Announcer:

IT'S A TOTAL POKEMON MARATHON WITH BRAND NEW SEASON ON A BRAND NEW ISLAND! HOWEVER, THERE WILL BE NO PREDESTINED LIVING ARRANGEMENTS, NO LOUNGES, NO MESS HALLS, AND NO REAL BATHROOMS!

And of course, with an all new island, there's gotta be all new idiotic contestants! And because I'll probably be killed for doing this commercial and spoiling things, I'll just give you who they have casted by Victini's old script.

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THE SHE-MAN!

THE EVIL GUY!

THE GARBAGE MAN!

TWINS!

THE SHY GAY- I MEAN GUY!

THE PUSHOVER!

THE SO SERIOUS!

THE CUTIE PIE!

THE CREEPY GIRL!

THE MASOCHIST!

A FARM BOY!

THE FOCUSED TOMBOY!

THE ANNOYING GUY!

THE CHEERY FATASS! UM….OKAY?!

A fucking hippie…NOT MY WORDS! VICTINI'S!

THE TOUGH COOKIE!

THE CONSPIRACY NUT!

THE DEVIANT!

THE MUSIC PLAYER!

THE PEEVED DETECTIVE!

THE EFFEMINATE!

THE KLUTZY LOSER!

THE CRAZY GIRL

THE CLINICALLY INSANE!

AND...BOLD AND BRASH!

YEP! ALL OF THOSE CONTESTANTS WILL BE IN THE NEXT SEASON, WHICH WILL BE COMING YOUR WAY AFTER ALL-STARS! SO CLENCH YOUR BUTTS YET AGAIN AND START GETTING SOME PREDICTIONS READY BECAUSE THIS WILL BE TOTAL...POKEMON...PARAFROSYNI ISLAND!

LEAVE SOME REVIEWS ABOUT WHO YOU THINK THE CONTESTANTS ARE AND WHAT'LL HAPPEN! PLEASE! MAYBE I WON'T DIE IF YOU ALREADY GUESS! OH! AND THINK ABOUT THE WEIRDOS YOU SIGN-

Victini: Who the fuck told you to say anything?!

Announcer: I-I JUST, PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mew: Well, I guess we'll see you all then...