The Witch King of Nazarick

Summary: Millionaire Naruto Uzumaki plays a video game. How was he supposd to know it would be real?

Chapter 1: Kurama the Fourth Lord of Nazarick

They were the strongest of all.

The DMMO-RPG, YGGDRASIL, was a game that revolutionized gaming forever. Players could, literally, become their character and go upon dangerous quests to obtain the mythical World Items.

The most important feature however were the Guild system.

Players banded together to take on the challenges of the world. Only a few truly stood out above the rest.

Eden Flow, a Guild only made up of female players.

Morgaren Ail Heart, it was made up of those that specilized in stealth and information gathering.

Clockwork Foundation, a guild of Mages that horded many rare magic items.

Covenant of the Pure Dawn, the Guild of Heroes that hunted down the 'evil' of YGGDRASIL.

The greatest of all of them however had carved out a empire that dominated almost half of the server. They have thirty of the sought after World Items and have amassed almost nine hundred billion in loot.

They were called Ains Ooal Gown.

The Guild of Monsters.

Founded by three inderviduals that were known as the Lords of Ruin, they had risen to infamy after creating the games hardest dungeon.

The Great Tomb of Nazarick.

It was home to Demons, Dark Elves, Undead and countless other horrors that had repulsed all that dared threaten the Guild. If a Hero was lucky enough to get past all the mobs, they would have to face against the Floor Guardians.

Bosses of immense power and the creations of the Forty Two Surpreme Beings. Only one party had made it past these monsters, only to face Ains Ooal Gown's greatest warrior.

Rikudo no Kurama.

A Level 100 Dark Elf Warmaster, weilding the God Items Armour of Cursed Wails, Ever Crown of Eternity, Cape of Truth and Sword of Eternal Thirst. Rikudo was a true Warrior Class Build.

He used no Magic of any tier, used no Skills to boost his abilities and most definatly always fought alone. Many had complained to the GM and Admins, saying that he was hacking and cheating.

Only to discover that Rikudo did not hack or cheat in anyway. He merley put a incredable amount of thought in creating his character and choosing his abilities.

Rikudo was then made the prime target of many of the Guilds, for many saw this Player as the way to fame and fortune.

None succeded and Ains Ooal Gown kept it's title as the Strongest of Guilds.

Years passed and soon YGGDRASIL began to fade away as better DMMO-RPG games were released.

Twelve years after it's release YGGDRASIL was shutting down forever.

They were the strongest once.

Rikudo no Kurama took in the confrence room where they had planned every raid, taking note of the forty one empty thrones that surrounded the grand stone table.

I'm the last.

Naruto Uzumaki, Rikudo's true name, never thought he would see such a depressing sight.

At least HeroHero-san stayed a while. It was nice to catch up with him once more since I had not seen him since last year.

His crimson eyes turned to the seat where the Guild Leader sat.

It sucks that Momonga-san was forced to do the night shift. I was hoping to play one last prank on the bag of bones. The Dark Elf mused but let out a long sigh before standing.

His black plate armour clanked lightly as he made his way to leave the room, only to pause as he gazed upon the Guilds ultimate weapon.

The Staff of Ainz Ooal Gown.

Kurama remembered when the Guild forged this overpowered lump of God Items and made it into a world killer. The Dark Elf never did take part in the forging as he never used magic anyway, despite the fact he knew over three hundred High Tier Holy and Dark Spells.

The only thing he provided was the seven jewels that resisded with the mouths of the seven snakes, crowning the staff. All seven took three years of questing to find and Kurama felt a wave of annoyance at the thought of his hard work going to waste.

Like everything else it will just vanish.

Kurama summoned his menu before typing in several commands and sent the Staff into the Treasury.

It was pointless to keep it hanging around.

He strode out of the room and entered the dim corridors of Nazarick. The Warmaster stopped as he came to a group of NPCs he was familiar with.

Six Maids and a Butler stood in line, heads bowed in greeting.

Kurama smiled softly at seeing them.

The Six Combat Maids of Pleiades were his personal creations, each one leveled in the high sixties and seventies, with a immense range of skills. Kurama chuckled as he recalled what Momonga and Touch-Me often jokingly called them.

Super Sentai Waifus they had called them. I wish the name had not stuck though. Kurama turned his attention to the stern looking Butler.

Sebas Tian, a Draganoid of monsterous attack power and last line of defence for Nazarick. Touch-san created him because he said that Sentai teams should have a powerful mentor of Justice. I think they liked their own joke a little too much.

"I belive the command was Follow." Kurama spoke outloud. The Maids and Sebas stood to attention and as he passed, fell into step behind him.

The journey to the throne room took a little longer than expected, mostly because Kurama was enjoying the various artwork that hung upon the hallways.

When the group reached their destination, Kurama opened the great doors Sebas and the Peliades guarded ever since they were created.

The Throne room was grand indeed for it showed the might of Nazarick.

Thirty Nine banners hung from the cieling, each bearing the personal mark of the Surpreme Beings.

The last three hung above the throne as they bore the mark of the Lords of Ruin.

Momonga, Touch-Me and Rikudo no Kurama.

What glorious days they were.

The Dark Elf stopped at the foot of the throne to gaze upon the being that stood beside the seat of power.

Ah is this not Tabula-sans image of the perfect Waifu? What was her name, again? Ah it was Albedo.

How could he have forgotten such a visage of lovliness?

Albedo stood there with warmth in her amber eyes and stood with a posture that truly displayed womanly elegance. Her curvy and perfect form was covered with a fitting dress that highlighted her generous bosom and hips. Her long midnight hair flowed down her back in wonderous waves that made every male wish to run his hands through.

The only thing that gave her away as a Demon was the horns and the black wings that emerged from her lower back.

If you, Shalltear and the Maids were real I would marry the lot of you in a heartbeat and ditch that two timing howler monkey I call a wife.

"Stand By." He commanded. Sebas and the Peliades bowed before stepping to the side, standing as still as statues.

Kurama understood why Momonga made the throne as he sat down. He truly felt like a King.

It was a shame it would end in five minutes. His eyes drifted to Albedo once more and decided to do a little last minute snooping.

He opened his console once more and checked her settings. Only to be met with more words than a library.

Bloody hell Tabula-san! Can't you keep things simple?

He cursed the creepy squid monster as he skimmed over the text till he reached the bottom. Kurama sighed as he saw that dumb last sentance.

A slut? Really worried about what goes on in your head, Tabula-san.

Normally one could nnot change thesettings of a NPC unless you were their creator. However Kurama had the Ring of Nazarick equipped, a item he created without anyone knowing that allowed him to change a NPC's settings.

Okay let's make this something not perverted. How about 'She is affectionate to the one she loves'? Yeah, that's a lot better.

Kurama was rather chuffed with his editing and reclined into the throne.

Ten Seconds.

Have to wake up at six to catch Sakura sneaking back into the house. Of all the people she cheats on me with it's that crazy Duck-Assed haired hobo that lives in a box. Probably still spouting of how he is a 'Elite of the Uchiha Clan' and how his pink eye shall rule the world and all that crap.

Four Seconds.

At least Hinata-san willl be at work tommorow. Maybe I should take HeroHero's advice and ask her out, after I file the divorce papers tommorow.

One Second.

What did I see in Sakura anyway? All she does is bitch and whine about having no money. Don't know why because she married me and I'am a millionaire.

Midnight.

Oh well. It will be all over tommorow. I better get some sleep when I'am done and dream about Hinata-san and those lovely cinnamon buns of hers kukuku.

Naruto Uzumaki had no idea things would come crashing down by one single question.

"Is everything alright Kurama-sama?" Albedo asked.

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