Naruto had spent a good half-hour in the hot tub, letting his skin get all pruned before deciding it was time for a break, no matter how good it felt to be in there. He grabbed his towel and wrapped it around his waist, going just below his kneecaps. He dried his feet on the mat that was next to the door and then opened it to go back into the "living room" part of the room.

And his jaw dropped when he saw Sarada in just her bikini.

And her jaw dropped when she saw Naruto in nothing but a towel.

Both screamed and hid themselves in separate rooms.

"Mom, why didn't you say anything?" asked Sarada.

"It must have slipped my mind, dear," replied Sakura, feigning ignorance.

"How is an extra person, a boy no less, something you forget?!" asked Sarada incredulously.

The three of them were sitting at a table right by the pool, which Sarada had actually been in before going into the resort room and seeing Naruto walk out in just the towel...the thought of which still made her blush, though she masked her attraction by a very real shock and surprise at him being on a supposed mother-daughter trip.

"Well, see, he'd be all alone this weekend with Tsunade out of town on business, and I thought, why not invite him along?" asked Sakura, "You have to admit, he's kinda like family now."

Sarada and Naruto both cringed at the thought, both for different reasons; Sarada because she did not take kindly to the thought of having romantic (and occasionally sexual) fantasies about a brother she doesn't actually have, and Naruto because he already knew he had sex with Sakura and still had a slight attraction to Sarada, the latter of whom didn't make it easier by all the panty shot moments they had.

"I just wish you told me," Sarada said, then looking at Naruto, "Sorry if I sounded rude. I just wasn't expecting a fourth person on what I was told was a mother-daughter weekend."

"Four?" asked Naruto, "I only count three of us."

"Hey Sakura-sensei!" ChoCho's voice came from behind, "You'll never guess how many chocolate bars I can shove in my..."

ChoCho froze when she saw Naruto, though it wasn't because she didn't know he would be here. She knew, alongside Sakura. She just wasn't expecting him to literally fall out of his seat upon seeing her here.

"C-ChoCho?" asked Naruto, "When was I gonna be told you would be here?"

"Um, wait," Sarada said, "We only got one room, so..."

"There's two pull-out couches," Sakura replied, Naruto and ChoCho can use those while we get the main bedroom."

This, of course, was not true. Yes, there were pull-out couches, but if all went according to plan, Naruto wouldn't be on one of them. Sakura and ChoCho were going to let Sarada and Naruto be alone together for a while, see where things went.

"Even without boys present," Sarada said in a stage whisper, "We don't really care how many bars you can fit up your ass!"

"WHAT? No, I meant in my mouth!" ChoCho exclaimed, "Jeez, where's your mind, girl? Anyhoo, Sarada, need a huge favor...Can you go back up to the room real quick and bring back my sun-tan lotion? I kinda wanna get a good amount of sun out here."

Sarada nodded and went back up to the room. When the door closed behind her, ChoCho looked deadpan at Naruto.

"Naruto, Sakura-sensei knows we slept together," ChoCho told him.

That was the second time Naruto literally fell out of his seat. He was prepared for two girls to start killing him, three if Sarada came back at the wrong time. But Sakura giggled instead.

"She came to me first about it, actually," Sakura replied, "That's sort of the reason for this weekend."

"What is?" asked Naruto.

"Well, we need all three of us to bed you," Sakura replied, "Just so everyone that likes you gets a piece of you."

"Everyone that li...wait, then Sarada..."

"Mmm hmmm," both girls nodded.

"She's totally been crushing on you since forever ago," ChoCho said, "Sarada and I kinda tried different ways to get you together; putting on thongs, wearing bathing suits, drugging you up..."

"Wait, what?" asked Naruto and Sakura at the same time.

"Not important," ChoCho replied, waving her hand in the air.

"The point is, Naruto," Sakura said, "She really likes you. I think she deserves a chance as well. And not just because she's my daughter. Because she's a much more fragile and emotional girl than either of us and deserves the same kind of happiness."

This was the most serious conversation the two of them had ever had. Maybe it was just because ChoCho was there, even though both of their dirty secrets were out in the open, but Sakura was being much more in-tune with Sarada's emotions than before. Then again, she hardly even knew about how long her schoolgirl crush had been going on.

"I did think she was kinda cute," Naruto said, "Okay. If that's what we all want...I'll give it a try!"

"Perfect!" Sakura said.

"But wait," Naruto said, "If Sarada doesn't know this is all a set-up, how do I...y'know, get alone time with her?"

"Leave that to us," ChoCho said, "We picked out her favorite movies and we know her favorite foods."

"We'll leave you two alone together for your unofficial date," Sakura said, "We'll actually be in the next room over, or even downstairs if any trouble comes up."

"You mean like if Sarada rejects my advances?" Naruto asked nervously.

"Pshaw, like she'd ever do that!" ChoCho replied, "Like we said, that girl is CRAZY about you!"

"...okay," Naruto said, "If you have my back, I'm ready to try it!"

Both the girls clapped excitedly.

"BUT," ChoCho said, "Before all that...I need to go work on my tan, so if you'll excuse me..."

ChoCho got up to go relax on one of the beach chairs, when Sakura chuckled.

"We're white as fuck, and she thinks SHE needs a tan?" Sakura asked.

"I was thinking that but I didn't want to say anything," Naruto said.

As ChoCho laid on her stomach to get her back, Sakura got a mischievous idea.

"Hey, Naruto," she said, inching closer to him, "You see how she's just laying there?"

"Yyyyeeeah?"

"Dare you to smack her ass," she said.

For the third time, Naruto fell out of his seat, though admittedly it was much easier to get back up this time around.

"Wh-What?" Naruto stammered, "Here in public?"

"That's why it's called a dare," Sakura said, "You do this for me, I'll do that thing you like later."

"You mean with the..."

"Mmm-hmm."

That was enough for Naruto to take on the challenge. Cautiously, he crept up to where ChoCho had been lying face down in her pool chair, wagging her booty a little, which only lured him in further.

"I wonder if he would actually do it," Sakura wondered to herself.

THWACK!

"Yep, he did," Sakura giggled.

If anyone was really paying attention, they would see a dark, red hand-print on ChoCho's left butt cheek. But she was too busy chasing Naruto down, unaware it was part of a dare from Sakura. Not that she cared at the moment, the spank actually kind of hurt.

"This should definitely be an interesting vacation," Sakura mused.