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A list of the things Ratchet is no longer allowed to do. By Optimus Prime

1. Ratchet is no longer allowed to lick chocolate off of steak knives. Even if he says he was going to avoid the sharp parts.

2. Ratchet is not allowed to be left alone with any of Arcee's nail polish. /It was nearly impossible to clean all the polish off the couches and walls./

3. Ratchet is no longer allowed to install blades into his wrenches. /I should not have to give anybody an explanation for this one/

4. Ratchet is not allowed to stick grenades down Wheeljack's pants while he is sleeping just because Wheeljack stole his favorite comb.

5. Ratchet is no longer allowed to make ANY kind of upgrade to his wrenches. /I still have nightmares from the last time./

6. Ratchet is not allowed to have a rhinoceros.

7. He is also not allowed to "Borrow" a rhinoceros from the zoo so he can ride into battle and get to his patients faster.

8. Ratchet is not allowed to borrow money from anyone without consulting me first.

9. Ratchet is not allowed to attempt to do parkour on those bigger than him.

10. When unsure of how to respond to something Ratchet is not allowed to start quoting movies. /I do not wish to provide an explanation. all that I shall say is that it ended in blood and tears...And possibly a few broken bones./

11. Ratchet is not allowed to throw a fit just because no one would buy him that new 'Frozen' cereal.

12. During check-ups Ratchet is not allowed to start making concerned noises and faces. /It really scares people and it is not fun./

13. Ratchet is not allowed to injure anybody just because they called him "Chet"

14. Ratchet is not allowed to stop a battle just because he wanted to compliment Starscream's heels.

15. Ratchet is not allowed to throw wrenches at people who don't listen to him.

That's the end! Thanks for reading! I'll update as soon as possible!