Elflord: *swinging sword in a bored sort of way* Hey, fanficers. Well, it
was getting a little two quiet round here, so I thought it was about time
to start our next Inu poem. Ditten: *fluttering madly up and down* Who is
it? Who is it? Who is it? Elflord: calm your jets, Ditten. We'll find out
sooner or later. Ditten: *whining* WHEN? Elflord: Soon, gosh durnit! God,
can't a lady get any peace round here? I wish the new character would show
up so we could get this- Sesshomaru: *appears from somewhere in the forest*
Wouldn't you like to know? Jaken: *waving staff madly* All hail Lord
Sesshomaru! You, elven one, why do you not bow? Elflord: *pulling at hair*
I bet you're the new character, right? Boy is this going to be a long day .
. . Jaken: *fuming* How dare you insult the person of Lord Sesshomaru?!?
Ditten: *fluttering menacingly close to Jaken* You better start talking
nicer, you old toad! Jaken: *swatting at Jaken with staff* You can't say
that to me! Lord Seshomaru, I beg you, teach these two knaves a lesson.
Sesshomaru: It's no business of mine. You started it, you finish it. Jaken:
M-Master Sesshomaru? Elflord: *getting in between Ditten and Jaken, getting
hit multiple times by the staff* Hey, c'mon we're trying to write a fanfic
here! Can we all just act maturely here? Jaken: Stay out of this, you
ignoramus! Elflord:*eyes blazing* All right! You asked for it! *yanks the
staff out of Jaken's paws* It's time for a little time out! *knocks Jaken
over the head with the staff* Jaken: *faints anime style* Sesshomaru: Thank
God! You didn't manage to kill him, perchance, did you? Elflord: *listening
to Jaken's chest* Nope . . . still breathing. Sesshomaru: Damn! He's really
starting to get on my nerves. So . . . *inching closer to Elflord, taking
her face in his paws* I hear I have inspired you to write a poem . . . I
wish to hear it. I hope you've done me justice. Elflord: *sweat drop* Ummm
. . . yeah. Look, Lord Sesshomaru . . . would it be a problem . . . I mean,
what would happen . . . if this poem . . . isn't very . . . *gulp* good?
Sesshomaru: *flexing long sharp claws* Then we'll have a problem.
Elflord: *gulp* Ditten, please be a honey and put in the disclaimer. We may have a little problem here.
Ditten: *sigh* Grownups! I'll never understand 'em . . . Well, anyway, Elflord doesn't own Inuyasha or any of the characters there pertaining or anything else she could be sued for.
Rage and Hunger . . . Sesshomaru
When you were young
You lost your father,
Lost for his sake;
For a forgotten sibling.
Now you hunger for blood,
Wait for a chance
To avenge the deeds
For which you are innocent.
You hunger for a sword
Of your father's body,
Hunger for his blood,
He who slew you.
Do you hunger for life,
For a life you lost?
Does rage infiltrate your soul
Tearing it from humanity?
Does anyone understand
That you too can feel pain?
Allow yourself to be weak.
Let yourself be strong.
Your hunger can only be satisfied
When your rage is forgiven.
Sesshomaru: hmmm . . . *thinking poem over* I don't know Elflord: *big anime smile and sweat drop* Sesshomaru . . . You've done well, elven one. Elflord: *exhaling* Whew! Jaken: *waking up from dead faint* Urrr . . . how dare you strike Jaken?!? Lord Sesshomaru, I beg you, show these infidels- Sesshomaru: Jaken, you're starting to annoy me. Jaken:*shaking staff madly* But Master, surely you must be insulted by- Sesshomaru: *flexing claws and warning tone* Jaken . . . Jaken: *turning fiercely to Ditten* And as for you! You little winged rat! I'll wring your neck with my own two hands! Elflord: Hey! Don't you dare threaten my little baby, you ugly old toad! Sesshomaru: Jaken . . . you're trying my patience. . . Ditten: *fluttering madly* Shut up, you burlap bag! Jaken* swinging wildly with staff* Flying rat! Sesshomaru: *getting very angry* Jaken . . . come here. I have something to tell you. Jaken: Really, my Lord? What is it? Sesshomaru: *hits Jaken over the head with the hilt of his sword* Elflord: *sweat drop* Thank God! Sesshomaru: He was getting annoying. I guess we ought to be going now, anyway. *picks up Jaken* I guess I have to take him with me, don't I? *walks back into the forest* You've done well, elven one.
Elflord: Wow . . . seriously Ditten, I'm glad that's over. Ditten: *pouting* hmph! I don't like the toad. Elflord: Me neither. We won't invite Jaken back, okay? Ditten: *fluttering madly around* No more Jaken! No more Jaken!
Whew! That was clearly the most "high maintenance" poem I've ever written. I dunno know about you folks, but I think that makes a day for me. Sayonara until next time, fanfic folk.
Elflord: *gulp* Ditten, please be a honey and put in the disclaimer. We may have a little problem here.
Ditten: *sigh* Grownups! I'll never understand 'em . . . Well, anyway, Elflord doesn't own Inuyasha or any of the characters there pertaining or anything else she could be sued for.
Rage and Hunger . . . Sesshomaru
When you were young
You lost your father,
Lost for his sake;
For a forgotten sibling.
Now you hunger for blood,
Wait for a chance
To avenge the deeds
For which you are innocent.
You hunger for a sword
Of your father's body,
Hunger for his blood,
He who slew you.
Do you hunger for life,
For a life you lost?
Does rage infiltrate your soul
Tearing it from humanity?
Does anyone understand
That you too can feel pain?
Allow yourself to be weak.
Let yourself be strong.
Your hunger can only be satisfied
When your rage is forgiven.
Sesshomaru: hmmm . . . *thinking poem over* I don't know Elflord: *big anime smile and sweat drop* Sesshomaru . . . You've done well, elven one. Elflord: *exhaling* Whew! Jaken: *waking up from dead faint* Urrr . . . how dare you strike Jaken?!? Lord Sesshomaru, I beg you, show these infidels- Sesshomaru: Jaken, you're starting to annoy me. Jaken:*shaking staff madly* But Master, surely you must be insulted by- Sesshomaru: *flexing claws and warning tone* Jaken . . . Jaken: *turning fiercely to Ditten* And as for you! You little winged rat! I'll wring your neck with my own two hands! Elflord: Hey! Don't you dare threaten my little baby, you ugly old toad! Sesshomaru: Jaken . . . you're trying my patience. . . Ditten: *fluttering madly* Shut up, you burlap bag! Jaken* swinging wildly with staff* Flying rat! Sesshomaru: *getting very angry* Jaken . . . come here. I have something to tell you. Jaken: Really, my Lord? What is it? Sesshomaru: *hits Jaken over the head with the hilt of his sword* Elflord: *sweat drop* Thank God! Sesshomaru: He was getting annoying. I guess we ought to be going now, anyway. *picks up Jaken* I guess I have to take him with me, don't I? *walks back into the forest* You've done well, elven one.
Elflord: Wow . . . seriously Ditten, I'm glad that's over. Ditten: *pouting* hmph! I don't like the toad. Elflord: Me neither. We won't invite Jaken back, okay? Ditten: *fluttering madly around* No more Jaken! No more Jaken!
Whew! That was clearly the most "high maintenance" poem I've ever written. I dunno know about you folks, but I think that makes a day for me. Sayonara until next time, fanfic folk.