I Almost Ruled The World
Viva La Vida
I almost ruled the world
People kneeled when I gave the word
Now in the Tower with my face smashed in
By a guy with poor anger management
I used to hypnotize
Give my new SHIELD slaves blue eyes
Listen as Asgardians sing,
"Now the Jötun is gone, long live Odin!"
One minute I held my staff
Next my whole world went to crap
And I realized that my army's gone
Before the invasion had even begun
I hear people in the streets a-crying'
Chitauri warriors a-dying'
I use magic, no swords or shields
Except for that giant glow stick I wield
For some reason Thor can't explain
All my life I have never spoken an honest word
Oh, how I almost ruled the world
It was a wicked desire for power,
Stuck with me 'till my final hour
Shattered windows and Tony's drink
When he offered, I didn't know what to think
Disillusioned agents wait
For my crown in a silver plate
Mind control is a fickle thing,
Oh, shouldn't I have been Asgard's king?
I hear people in the streets a-crying'
Chitauri warriors a-dying'
I use magic, no swords or shields
Except for that giant glow stick I wield
For some reason Thor can't explain
I know Valhalla won't call my name, never an honest word
Oh, how I almost ruled the world
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I hear people in the streets a-crying'
Chitauri warriors a-dying'
I use magic, no swords or shields
Except for that giant glow stick I wield
For some reason Thor can't explain
I know Valhalla won't call my name, never an honest word
Oh, how I almost ruled the world