AN: Hey everyone how's it going? Good I hope, anyways I've had this story on my mind for a while and I have decided to write it. Now this doesn't mean that TRS V2 or Naruto Uchiha V2 are put on hold. In fact by having multiple stories means I will want to be writing more and when I get stuck on one instead of abandoning it, I can instead focus on another instead and when I get bored of that one I'll most likely focus on the other again. So expect an update for TRS V2 soon.

So as the title suggests this is going to be about a Naruto who like Haku, looks a lot like a girl when in reality he is a boy. I hope you all like it and no there will be no harem, and definitely not a yaoi.

Summary: Born as a boy but looking a lot like a girl, Naruto is going to have to do a lot for anyone to take him seriously. So follow him on this humorous and action packed adventure as he tries to define himself the only way he knows. Kicking asses and taking names.

Pairing: NarutoXSakura

Strong Naruto, non fangirl Sakura

So as always my awesome fans,

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Story Start!

Chapter One: Wait, He's a Guy?!

We find ourselves in the village of Konohagakure, or village hidden in the leaves, and we head to what seems to be a park and focus on a certain child. This child seems to be around the age of seven and is currently on a lone swing. The child has long crimson silky semi spiky hair (AN: Think of Madara's hair) that reaches their mid back held into a high ponytail, with jaw length bangs framing their face. The child also has soft yet sharp features, with long red lashes, delicate eyebrows, six pencil thin whisker marks on his face three on each cheek, and the most beautiful blue eyes anyone has ever seen.

The child was also wearing black ninja sandals, black ninja pants, and a red shirt with a black Uzumaki crest on the front. When looking at this child one would think, "What a cute little girl," when in reality they should be having this thought, "Wait, that's a boy?!"

Naruto Uzumaki for as long as he has been alive has always been confused with a girl, when he was younger it used to piss him off quite greatly. Now though he has learned that it has many advantages, such as about two years ago he was getting his usual birthday beating by some drunken villagers when other villagers saw and thought that they were attacking a little girl instead. Let's just say that those drunkards were eating out of straws.

So because of that incident Naruto now no longer corrects people when he is called an adorable little girl. It also doesn't help that everyone he knows, the Hokage, Inu-nii, Neko-nee-chan, and the Ichirakus, all call him "Naru-chan" meaning anyone who sees him instantly has their doubts of whether or not he's a boy washed away.

Now Naruto isn't confused about his identity, he knows that he is a boy and he likes girls, not boys. Also it's always hilarious when people are told that he's a boy, the reactions are priceless. Naruto has always had a bit of a prankster fun loving side to him even though most would say that he is mostly reserved and calm. That side is only shown to those he trusts, and instead only shows a mask of bored indifference to everyone else and that works well enough that everyone leaves him alone.

Currently the androgynous Uzumaki was waiting excitedly outside the academy on the lone swing on a tree they had near the entrance. Today was his first day of the academy that Oji-sama signed him up for. He has always wanted to be a ninja ever since Oji-sama told him that his parents were ninjas as well. To make it even better Oji-sama told him if he does really well his first year and doesn't correct anyone when they call him a girl he would give him his mother's sword on his eighth birthday.

Thinking about it Naruto also was pretty sure that Oji-sama also just wants to watch the reactions of all his teachers and fellow classmates when they find out he is actually a boy through his crystal ball. Now Naruto also probably jumped the gun a bit because looking at the large clock outside he saw that the academy wouldn't open for another hour. He was just too excited and just had to get here already, to be perfectly honest he just wanted to learn all he could and become the strongest there ever was.

An Hour Later

A loud ringing is what woke the napping Naruto who had fallen asleep under the tree, looking around he saw a large group of parents and children coming towards the gates. He felt a pang of envy at seeing all the kids happily walking and talking with their parents. Shaking his head he scanned the crowd and spotted all the clan heirs that he knew were going to pass.

Naruto has always been very intelligent, now while not at the level of a Nara he was more at the level of the Aburame clan. He knew that barely any civilian born children graduate, they are usually sent to the reserves and given remedial training so that they could actually become ninja and are usually distributed to different branches of the shinobi forces.

Looking around he instantly recognized the Jonin Commander Shikaku Nara and his wife and son, Yoshina and Shikamaru Nara. As expected he was accompanied by the head of the Interrogation Unit of T&I, Inoichi Yamanaka and his wife and daughter, Lisa and Ino Yamanaka. The clan head of the Akimichi clan Chouza Akimichi, his wife and son, Chomei and Choji Akimichi also present.

Looking in another direction he saw the clan head of the Inuzuka clan Tsume Inuzuka, and her daughter and son, Hana and Kiba Inuzuka, standing near the infamous Ino-Shika-Cho trio.

Standing upfront with both of the clan heads glaring at each other were the Uchiha and Hyuga. Fugaku Uchiha head of Konoha's Military Police Force was being accompanied by his wife Mikoto Uchiha, who stood behind their two sons, Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi watching his smiling little brother with a small smile suddenly looked in Naruto's direction and smiled a little wider before looking back at his brother.

"What was that about?" thought the perplexed Uzuamki.

The Hyuga clan head Hiashi Hyuga, was standing with his wife Hitomi Hyuga, next to them were their daughters Hinata and Hanabi Hyuga. Standing further from everyone else were the ever mysterious and aloof Aburame clan head Shibi Aburame, with his wife Kasumi Aburame and their son Shino Aburame.

After identifying all the clan heirs Naruto caught a flash of pink before he looked too far right and spotted a girl that made him freeze.

She had the oddest color of hair he had ever seen and he couldn't help but become mesmerized by it. She had bright short pink hair that fell to her shoulders, and the most alluring jade green eyes he has ever had the pleasure of seeing. He looked behind her and noticed that she was accompanied by her parents. A man with star shaped dark pink hair and a woman with blonde hair and the same jade green eyes.

Hearing the call of the instructors calling everyone in for orientation is what made him tear his eyes away from her. Naruto silently stood and followed everyone else into the building, ignoring the comments of the parents complimenting him on what a beautiful and adorable little girl he was.

Taking a seat next to some civilian boy, he ignored him and his attempts to befriend the cute 'girl' he just met. Looking around he spotted the pink haired girl and saw she had taken a seat next to the Yamanaka clan heir. He then heard someone clearing their throat loudly and noticed that Oji-sama was standing in front of everyone which had made everyone get up and bow lowly at the waist, though Naruto noticed that the Uchiha clan head only bowed a little while his son Itachi's head almost touched the chair in front of him.

"Now that I have your attention, I would like to say a few words to the future generation of shinobi of Konoha. The next five years will be very important as it will be the decider of whether you are ready to be a ninja of Konoha or not.

I would like to request that everyone here who is trying to become a shinobi take these next few years seriously, because you will be the next generation of carriers of the Will of Fire. So remember my words as I tell you all that I believe in all of you and that seeing this many of you here today makes me proud to be the Hokage.

That is all, now Iruka a new instructor will now take you to where you will be assigned a class. Long live Konoha and the Will of Fire! Remember that even if the great fire of Konoha were to be snuffed, with a just a few embers it can be made into the great fire it once was." Said the third Hokage, making all of the shinobi and new academy students cheer.

Before leaving Naruto noticed Oji-sama whispering something to Iruka-sensei before he shunshined away. Naruto walked to the designation area and headed to class 1-A, he noticed that he was the first one there and walked to the back of the class taking a seat near the window and waiting for his new sensei and class mates.

A couple minutes' later students began filing into the room, what surprised Naruto the most was that he ended up in the class with all the clan heirs and much to Naruto's happiness he also saw that he ended in the same class with the pink haired girl.

Beginning to space out a bit trying to drown out the noise of the other excited kids and the various boys walking over trying to ask him if they could sit next to them or if he wanted to be their girlfriend. The sound of someone quietly clearing their throat made him look to his right, standing there was the clan heir of the Aburame, Shino.

"Excuse me, is it alright if I sit here? None of the others would let me sit with them because of my bloodline." He said politely.

"Of course Shino-san, please have a seat. My name is Naru-" Said Naruto flashing him a small smile before Iruka-sensei walked in interrupting him on his introduction.

"Thank you Naru-san." Said Shino as he quickly sat down and faced forward.

Sighing Naruto looked ahead and decided to wait for him to hear his name during roll call.

"Okay class thank you for coming and welcome to the first day of the academy. Now if you all could please quiet down I would like to go through roll call." Said Iruka before he began reading off names.

"Shino Aburame?" "Here." came the monotone voice.

"Choji Akimichi?" "Here." Answered between bites of his chips.

"Sakura Haruno?" "Here!" responded the pink haired girl.

"So her name is Sakura." Thought Naruto.

"Hinata Hyuga?" "H-here." Said a girl very quietly.

"Kiba Inuzuka?" "Here! Arf!" came the dual response of Kiba and his partner Akamaru.

"Shikamaru Nara?" "Here." Said the boy drowsily.

"Sasuke Uchiha?" "Here." Said a boy excitedly making some of the girls swoon.

"Naru Uzumaki?" "What? Um here." Said Naruto confused at why he was being called 'Naru' instead of 'Naruto', until he remembered he saw Oji-sama tell Iruka-sensei something before leaving.

Hearing his soft voice and seeing his looks made the boys of the class, including Sasuke, Kiba, and Choji blush before they all began glaring at each other. The unspoken 'she's mine!' left in the air making Naruto sigh.

"Finally, Ino Yamanaka?" "Here!" said the blonde girl sitting next to Sakura.

"Alright good everyone's here, so let's get started." Said Iruka.

After Class

Besides the fact that every boy except Shino and Shikamaru has a crush on him, his first day of the academy wasn't so bad. Noticing that he was the only one left in the room except Iruka he walked up to his desk.

"Why did you call me 'Naru' my name is Naruto." He said a little peeved that he had to put with fanboys.

Looking up at Naruto Iruka couldn't help but think about the conversation he had with the sandaime about him last night.

XXX FLASHBACK XXX

Iruka walked into the Hokage confused about why he had been called since they already had the meeting about him becoming a new instructor at the academy two weeks ago.

"You wanted to see me Hokage-sama." Stated Iruka.

"Yes Iruka, please have a seat. Now you are probably wondering why I called you in." he said seeing Iruka nod he continued.

"Well the reason is that I have given you a student by the name of Naruto Uzumaki, or as myself and a few other affectionately call him Naru." Said the sandaime before giving Iruka a recent picture.

"I can see why you would call her Naru what parent would name their daughter Naruto?" said Iruka laughing a little.

"Well actually Naru-chan is a boy." Said the sandaime.

"WHAT! YOU MEAN THAT'S A BOY!" said Iruka looking at the picture more intensely.

"HAHAHA I love seeing the look on people's faces when I tell them that Naru-chan is actually a boy and not a girl, it cracks me up every time." Said the Hokage wiping a tear from his eye.

"Anyways Iruka, I would appreciate it if you were to call Naruto by Naru tomorrow during your roll call." Said the god of shinobi.

"If you don't mind me asking, why would you want me to do that?" asked Iruka.

"Oh, that's because I love seeing people's reactions and I know the boys were to develop a crush on Naru-chan, it would be even better." Said the Hokage with a sadistic gleam in his eyes.

"Of course Hokage-sama, if I may ask another question?" asked Iruka, seeing the Hokage nod Iruka continued.

"Is this him? The container of the kyubi?" asked Iruka.

"Is that going to be a problem?" asked the Hokage getting serious.

"N-no it's not, I got rid of my anger for the boy long ago. I know he is not the beast and is instead the one that holds him back protecting the rest of us. I just wanted to know." Said Iruka seriously.

"I am glad that you see Naru-chan that way, Iruka the Will of Fire burns brightly in you." complimented the Hokage.

"Thank you for that Hokage-sama. If that is all Hokage-sama?" asked Iruka bowing to his leader.

"Yes that is Iruka, you may leave now."

"Goodnight Hokage-sama." Said Iruka walking out the door.

XXX FLASHBACK END XXX

"Yes I know that Naruto-kun but Hokage-sama asked me to call you that." Said Iruka.

"I knew Oji-sama had something to do with this." He said more to himself than to Iruka.

"Okay that's all I wanted to know Iruka-sensei see you tomorrow." Said Naruto before walking out.

At the front gates

Walking out of the academy building Naruto was surprised to see Shino standing there by the gates and seemed to be waiting for him because there was no one else there.

"Shino-san?" asked Naruto.

"Naru-san, are you boy?" asked Shino suddenly, turning to Naruto.

"Uh, yes I am, how'd you figure it out?" asked Naruto.

"My kikachu beetles tell me if someone is either male or female, and while you appear to be female, and pretty one at that, I was confused when my bugs told me that you were male and I must apologize but my curiosity got the better of me." Explained Shino.

"Oh that's fine Shino-san, I am just surprised that you know, do you mind not telling anyone. I am fairly close with the Hokage and he likes to see people's reactions when they are told or figure it out. So make sure to just keep calling me Naru and none of that 'san' stuff." Said Naruto.

"It's not my place to tell in the first place, I will respect yours and Hokage-samas wishes." Said Shino.

"You know what, do you want to be friends Shino, you seem to be a really cool guy. Plus I think your bloodline is pretty cool, could you tell me more about it?" finished Naruto.

A small smile broke across Shino's face, "I would like to be friends with you as well Naru. It would also be my pleasure to tell you more about my bloodline." Said Shino as he and Naruto walked together, a smile on both of their faces.

AND SCENE!

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