Authors Note: Thank you so much for all the great reviews! I'm not really
good when it comes to writing long chapters, but since they are all short,
I hope to update more often.
BTW: dancing with monkeys no matter how hilarious, has been know to scar said monkeys minds for life. LOL.
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Rule #2: Bad Grammar Gets You Nowhere
On Lorelai's way down the stairs she meets a sopping wet Rory, and equally drenched Jess.
"What did you do, go swimming in a lake?" Lorelai snickered.
"A duck pond actually." Dead panned Jess.
"Funny, funny diner boy." Rory and Jess heard Lorelai mutter as she continued her way down the stairs.
Rory shrugging toward Jess ran up the remaining steps and almost crashed into Luke. Being the unarticulate person that he is, Luke said a quick apology to Rory before glaring at Jess and followed Lorelai into the diner.
"Come on, I'll get you something to wear." With that, Rory followed Jess into his room.
Looking around, Rory could barely make out the floor. Book, magazines, cloths, CD's, and any other imaginable material littered the ground. Oddly enough, the bed was made. Smirking at Rory's investigative look, Jess draped the black Tool shirt and black boxers over her head.
"Hey! Don't do that, are you trying to kill me in my ripe old age of seventeen?"
"Of course, you should have died ages ago." With that parting remark, Jess grabbed his own set of cloths and walked right out of the room and closed the door.
(5 minutes later in the Diner)
Rory and Jess are walking down the stairs and into the diner. Babette and Miss Patty are sitting by the window. The moment Rory emerges, they turn to face her, secretive smiles already in place.
"Rory, honey, are you alright? I saw you this morning, you seemed preoccupied." Interrogated Miss Patty, tape recording every word being said.
"I'm fine, finest Rory's ever been. Nothing to think about, it's summer, you know. I don't actually but, who knows." At Miss Patty's strange look Rory decided to make it short and sweet, "just had some stuff on my mind." Turning around Rory gave Luke a look, clearly asking for a large mug of coffee. Once the steaming cup of heaven was in her hands she immediately relaxed, that is until she noticed Jess staring at her. Blushing, Rory tried to turn away, this only caused Jess to widen his smirk. "Do you know what? I think I'm going to go home and get ready for that....thing I have to do." With those parting words, Rory put down her empty mug and ran out of the diner, leaving many baffled towns people - and her flip flops behind.
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**If anyone has any ideas for this fic, feel free to post them**
BTW: dancing with monkeys no matter how hilarious, has been know to scar said monkeys minds for life. LOL.
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Rule #2: Bad Grammar Gets You Nowhere
On Lorelai's way down the stairs she meets a sopping wet Rory, and equally drenched Jess.
"What did you do, go swimming in a lake?" Lorelai snickered.
"A duck pond actually." Dead panned Jess.
"Funny, funny diner boy." Rory and Jess heard Lorelai mutter as she continued her way down the stairs.
Rory shrugging toward Jess ran up the remaining steps and almost crashed into Luke. Being the unarticulate person that he is, Luke said a quick apology to Rory before glaring at Jess and followed Lorelai into the diner.
"Come on, I'll get you something to wear." With that, Rory followed Jess into his room.
Looking around, Rory could barely make out the floor. Book, magazines, cloths, CD's, and any other imaginable material littered the ground. Oddly enough, the bed was made. Smirking at Rory's investigative look, Jess draped the black Tool shirt and black boxers over her head.
"Hey! Don't do that, are you trying to kill me in my ripe old age of seventeen?"
"Of course, you should have died ages ago." With that parting remark, Jess grabbed his own set of cloths and walked right out of the room and closed the door.
(5 minutes later in the Diner)
Rory and Jess are walking down the stairs and into the diner. Babette and Miss Patty are sitting by the window. The moment Rory emerges, they turn to face her, secretive smiles already in place.
"Rory, honey, are you alright? I saw you this morning, you seemed preoccupied." Interrogated Miss Patty, tape recording every word being said.
"I'm fine, finest Rory's ever been. Nothing to think about, it's summer, you know. I don't actually but, who knows." At Miss Patty's strange look Rory decided to make it short and sweet, "just had some stuff on my mind." Turning around Rory gave Luke a look, clearly asking for a large mug of coffee. Once the steaming cup of heaven was in her hands she immediately relaxed, that is until she noticed Jess staring at her. Blushing, Rory tried to turn away, this only caused Jess to widen his smirk. "Do you know what? I think I'm going to go home and get ready for that....thing I have to do." With those parting words, Rory put down her empty mug and ran out of the diner, leaving many baffled towns people - and her flip flops behind.
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**If anyone has any ideas for this fic, feel free to post them**