The Wizard and I

A/N: this is just something I came up with randomly. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Wicked, sadly...

The Wizard And I - Harry Potter

(with Rubeus Hagrid)

[RUBEUS HAGRID:]

[spoken]

Oh, Mr. Potter

[sung/spoken]

Many years he has waited

For a gift like yours to appear

Why, I predict the Wizard

Could make you his

Golden Right-hand man!

My boy, my boy

I'll write at once to the Wizard

Tell him of you in advance

With a talent like yours, dear

There is a definite chance

If you work as you should

You'll be making good:

[HARRY:]

Did that really just happen?

Have I actually understood?

This weird quirk I've tried

To suppress or hide

Is a talent that could

Help me meet the Wizard

If I make good

So I'll make good

When I meet the Wizard,

Once I prove my worth,

And then I'll meet the Wizard

What I've waited for since,

[Spoken]

Since birth!

[Sung]

And with all his Wizard wisdom,

By my past, he won't be blinded

Do you think the Wizard is

[Spoken]

dumb?

[Sung]

Or, like Goblins, so small-minded?

[Spoken]

No!

[Sung]

He'll say to me,

"I see who you truly are -

A boy on whom I can rely!"

And that's how we'll begin

The Wizard and I:

Once I'm with the Wizard

My whole life will change

'Cuz once you're with the Wizard

No one thinks you're strange!

No Parent is not proud of you,

No best friend acts ashamed

And everyone has to love you

When by the Wizard, you're acclaimed

And this gift or this curse

I have inside

Maybe at last, I'll know why

When we are hand in hand -

The Wizard and I!

And one day, he'll say to me, "Harry,

A boy who is so superior,

Shouldn't a boy who's so good inside

Have a matching pure soul?

And since folks here to an absurd amount

Seem fixated on your Parstlemouth

Would it be all right by you

If I de-horcruxified you

And though of course,

That's not important to me

"All right, why not?" I'll reply

Oh, what a pair we'll be

The Wizard and I;

Yes, what a pair we'll be

The Wizard and...

Unlimited

My future is unlimited

And I've just had a vision

Almost like a prophecy

I know - it sounds truly crazy

And true, the vision's hazy

But I swear, someday there'll be

A celebration on Halloween

That's all to do with me!

And I'll stand there with the Wizard,

Feeling things I've never felt

And though I'd never show it,

I'd be so happy, I could shout!

And so it will be

For the rest of my life,

And I'll want nothing else

Till I die

Held in such high esteem

When people see me, they will scream

For half of Britain's favorite team;

The Wizard

And I!