The Wizard and I
A/N: this is just something I came up with randomly. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Wicked, sadly...
The Wizard And I - Harry Potter
(with Rubeus Hagrid)
[RUBEUS HAGRID:]
[spoken]
Oh, Mr. Potter
[sung/spoken]
Many years he has waited
For a gift like yours to appear
Why, I predict the Wizard
Could make you his
Golden Right-hand man!
My boy, my boy
I'll write at once to the Wizard
Tell him of you in advance
With a talent like yours, dear
There is a definite chance
If you work as you should
You'll be making good:
[HARRY:]
Did that really just happen?
Have I actually understood?
This weird quirk I've tried
To suppress or hide
Is a talent that could
Help me meet the Wizard
If I make good
So I'll make good
When I meet the Wizard,
Once I prove my worth,
And then I'll meet the Wizard
What I've waited for since,
[Spoken]
Since birth!
[Sung]
And with all his Wizard wisdom,
By my past, he won't be blinded
Do you think the Wizard is
[Spoken]
dumb?
[Sung]
Or, like Goblins, so small-minded?
[Spoken]
No!
[Sung]
He'll say to me,
"I see who you truly are -
A boy on whom I can rely!"
And that's how we'll begin
The Wizard and I:
Once I'm with the Wizard
My whole life will change
'Cuz once you're with the Wizard
No one thinks you're strange!
No Parent is not proud of you,
No best friend acts ashamed
And everyone has to love you
When by the Wizard, you're acclaimed
And this gift or this curse
I have inside
Maybe at last, I'll know why
When we are hand in hand -
The Wizard and I!
And one day, he'll say to me, "Harry,
A boy who is so superior,
Shouldn't a boy who's so good inside
Have a matching pure soul?
And since folks here to an absurd amount
Seem fixated on your Parstlemouth
Would it be all right by you
If I de-horcruxified you
And though of course,
That's not important to me
"All right, why not?" I'll reply
Oh, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and I;
Yes, what a pair we'll be
The Wizard and...
Unlimited
My future is unlimited
And I've just had a vision
Almost like a prophecy
I know - it sounds truly crazy
And true, the vision's hazy
But I swear, someday there'll be
A celebration on Halloween
That's all to do with me!
And I'll stand there with the Wizard,
Feeling things I've never felt
And though I'd never show it,
I'd be so happy, I could shout!
And so it will be
For the rest of my life,
And I'll want nothing else
Till I die
Held in such high esteem
When people see me, they will scream
For half of Britain's favorite team;
The Wizard
And I!