Hello everybody! I have been gone for the past 3 days so don't blame me if couldn't get the next 2 chapters done! Anyhoozles here this next chapter. It's gonna be pretty long, has some corny and crazy jokes, but it's all good! This chappie has some funny parts to it So, kick off your shoes and relax your feet, party on down to the yu-gi-oh beat just readin' it...Just read it.. Just read it. *Reapeat it until you get tired!*
Disclaimer: *Ahem* I don't own, never will, (Wish I could) and never have owned Yu-Gi-Oh!
~~~:::***Chapter 5: The call...***:::~~~
Evil Bakura started to laugh evilly like a maniac. "Muahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa....!!!!!" "Freak." Tèa said.
"Oh you wait...I have a brilliant plan that I'm going to exicute in a minute." "What do you plan on doing?!" "Don't worry...you'll see." Bakura pulled out this weird looking device and called out a few curses cause it didn't work right. "Te he he. Now I can call Yami from where we are!" He pressed the button and Yami heard a ringing sound in his ear The a screen poped out in front of him. "OW! GOD!" "Hello Yami..." "B-Bakura?" "Yes it's me." "You! You...What have you done with Tea?" "Nothing I've simply locked her up from witch you can see." "He stepped out of the way and revealed Tèa standing behind him. "Yami! Help! This mad man's gone wild! You've got to save me!" Yami growled and said "Tèa!-" "I'm sorry Yami but your time talking to her has been cut short! . Yami could hear Tèa screaming. "Yami! Ew! You pervert! Don't touch me! Yami! This guy rubbed my ass!" " Uh..." Then Bakura appeared again. "If you want to save your little girlfriend you'll come to the place shown here." Yugi was puzzled about the words 'girl' and 'friend.' Then he spoke up and said, "Yami...that's the old warehouse on 23rd Barnesville street." Yugi said. "Let's go!" Yami said.
"Stupid fools! They will never be able to get here in time to save her. For I will devise a plan to see that they don't."
(A/N: I think I'll stop here and take a cat nap....*Audience throws vegetables and pickled pig feet twoards mizyugioh.* "AAHHH!! Okay! okay! I'll write, I'll write! Just no more throwing!" )
As Yami and Yugi raced down the alleys like they were being chased By Tea the day she found out a little someone's friend started a rumor about her sleeping with Yami. *Joey*. Yugi looked over at Yami noticed the determination in Yami's eyes. 'He seems so determined to get Tea out of danger. Could it be because his girlfrend's soul lies deep within her. Or is it just to save the millineum puzzle?' Yami answered him with his thoughts and said 'I have to save Tea not only because of her soul but because I care about Tea. She's the one who helped me found out more about my past...and a little of my future.' 'YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS?!?!' 'Well I am you...how can you blame me. It's not my fault.' 'Yes it is' "Is not" Yami snorted back, out loud. "Yes it is." "No it's not....Okay let's worry about the situation at hand. Find Tea and get her back safely" "Right." So they darted they their little bodies down the streets and over the river and through the woods to fight evil Bakura they go...(A/N: i kill my for amusement!)
In Evil Bakura's layer he started playing Twilight zone music. "He he heeee..." "Ya know I can just scream to the top of lungs busting your eardrums off, right?" "No I don't, but shut up talking to me before you become one with the floor." "Ooh...Wait 'till my friends come they'll teach you a lesson!" 'You guys better show up soon. especially you Yami. Dr. Quack McCrazy pervert man over here is driving me insane!' 'Tea...' a voice said within her. 'Huh?' she thought to herself. 'Tea...do not doubt the love Yami has for you. You and him will share a special bond with eachother that will take over and rule your lives.'
'who are you?' 'I am you. Yourself. Like Yugi, you have an alter ego. That is me.' 'Woah...this is going a little too fast for me...what's your name.' 'Teana.' 'teana...' 'You are my reincarnate.... That's all I can tell you for now...goodbye Tea.'
Bakura started leaping all over the place laughing like SpongeBob Squarepants at a Saturday Night Strip joint. He then walked over to Tea, touched her slightly on the cheek and said, "My dear Tea.. all .I want to know is why you hate me so. Is it because of my foolish ways? Or is it because you're jealous of me and the power I have which is greater than that of Yami's?" "Uh...let me take a guess...neither one of them! You're a kiniving little tomb robber who always thinks he can get way with 'the ladies' by taking them hostage and wanting something very precious in return for the kidnapping. That sounds like the reason I hate you."
"I will , rest asure of it, get that millineum puzzle." "Puh! I'm sure you will...if it was fake and you didn't know it was!" "I am much smarter than you think I am." "Okay then...do you know everything?" "Of course." "Okay then...who does Tristan have a crush on?" "Uh...okay I know this one....is it...no, no, wait. How about." He paused and said "Mai Valentine." 'Te he he...playing around with this guy's mind is fun.!' Tea thought. "Hell no!" She said harshly. "That's Joey who likes Mai. Tristan likes Serenity, Joeys sister." "Hmm...I never was good at dating games anyway." Tea decided to toy with him. "Why not?" "Because...well...Oh! Why do you humans have to know everything?" "I don't know you tell me."
"I asked you first."
"I you asked second."
"Don't make me hurt you."
"Ooh I'm scared of you. Do somethin"
"I can't!"
"How come?"
"Your askin for it Tea."
"He he he...You and what army?"
"Me and this army."
"What army? The one you had when you're mom ran out of underwear because the other ones were so damn holy you could see a peep show everywhere she went?"
he growled and said "Shut up talkin' about my mom!"
"Who's gonna make me?"
"I am."
"Bring it on!"
"Don't make me..."
"Or you'll what?"
"Tell your most deepest darkest secret to Yami."
"So! What the hell? he'll find out anyhoozles! "
"I can't stand these foreign words you kids use today!"
"Like what words?"
"Well...like bling blang, anyhoockles, and catch you on the dipping slide."
" That's bling bling, anyhoozles, and catch you on the FLIP SIDE!"
"Oh just shut up already! You're fooling with my mind!" 'He he he...I told you it was fun fooling around with his mind! Let's see what else I can do!' "Oh! Foolin' with your mind ain't the half of it! Get a load of this...do you know how to freestyle?" "BMX?" "No, the singing kind. I know I'm much of a dancer but I do other stuff...thank god!" "No I don't know how to free a style." "That's...never mind I'll show you...ahem...Tea put on her Queen Latifah vice and began...
My name is Tea and I don't play
when you see me on the street shorty holla my way.
making all the other girls wanna puke 'cause they're sick
to know that I gotta man, and one I can stick wit'
I hope you understand where I'm coming from
somebody already told me you had went with yo' mom
to the corner store just yesterday.
that's when you seen me walking your way.
your mouth dropped open and you toes started to curl
hoping, and wishing, and praying that you could have this girl
now listen up shorty I'm not gone say it again
I told you once, I told you twice that I can't be your girlfriend...
Tea put on her regular barbie doll voice (She does kinda sound like barbie) and said "Finished." "Evil Bakura had his jaw dropped open thinking 'What the hell?'
Phew! End of that chapter! Bakura and Tea are funny when they're pestering the fart out of one another! Ahyhoozles...review!
Bonus* If you read this and review me on it you'll be recognized in my 6th chappie* all you have to do is say I read the bonus now give me my money! Arigato ( that means 'thank you' for the idiots who don't know already!)
Disclaimer: *Ahem* I don't own, never will, (Wish I could) and never have owned Yu-Gi-Oh!
~~~:::***Chapter 5: The call...***:::~~~
Evil Bakura started to laugh evilly like a maniac. "Muahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa....!!!!!" "Freak." Tèa said.
"Oh you wait...I have a brilliant plan that I'm going to exicute in a minute." "What do you plan on doing?!" "Don't worry...you'll see." Bakura pulled out this weird looking device and called out a few curses cause it didn't work right. "Te he he. Now I can call Yami from where we are!" He pressed the button and Yami heard a ringing sound in his ear The a screen poped out in front of him. "OW! GOD!" "Hello Yami..." "B-Bakura?" "Yes it's me." "You! You...What have you done with Tea?" "Nothing I've simply locked her up from witch you can see." "He stepped out of the way and revealed Tèa standing behind him. "Yami! Help! This mad man's gone wild! You've got to save me!" Yami growled and said "Tèa!-" "I'm sorry Yami but your time talking to her has been cut short! . Yami could hear Tèa screaming. "Yami! Ew! You pervert! Don't touch me! Yami! This guy rubbed my ass!" " Uh..." Then Bakura appeared again. "If you want to save your little girlfriend you'll come to the place shown here." Yugi was puzzled about the words 'girl' and 'friend.' Then he spoke up and said, "Yami...that's the old warehouse on 23rd Barnesville street." Yugi said. "Let's go!" Yami said.
"Stupid fools! They will never be able to get here in time to save her. For I will devise a plan to see that they don't."
(A/N: I think I'll stop here and take a cat nap....*Audience throws vegetables and pickled pig feet twoards mizyugioh.* "AAHHH!! Okay! okay! I'll write, I'll write! Just no more throwing!" )
As Yami and Yugi raced down the alleys like they were being chased By Tea the day she found out a little someone's friend started a rumor about her sleeping with Yami. *Joey*. Yugi looked over at Yami noticed the determination in Yami's eyes. 'He seems so determined to get Tea out of danger. Could it be because his girlfrend's soul lies deep within her. Or is it just to save the millineum puzzle?' Yami answered him with his thoughts and said 'I have to save Tea not only because of her soul but because I care about Tea. She's the one who helped me found out more about my past...and a little of my future.' 'YOU CAN READ MY THOUGHTS?!?!' 'Well I am you...how can you blame me. It's not my fault.' 'Yes it is' "Is not" Yami snorted back, out loud. "Yes it is." "No it's not....Okay let's worry about the situation at hand. Find Tea and get her back safely" "Right." So they darted they their little bodies down the streets and over the river and through the woods to fight evil Bakura they go...(A/N: i kill my for amusement!)
In Evil Bakura's layer he started playing Twilight zone music. "He he heeee..." "Ya know I can just scream to the top of lungs busting your eardrums off, right?" "No I don't, but shut up talking to me before you become one with the floor." "Ooh...Wait 'till my friends come they'll teach you a lesson!" 'You guys better show up soon. especially you Yami. Dr. Quack McCrazy pervert man over here is driving me insane!' 'Tea...' a voice said within her. 'Huh?' she thought to herself. 'Tea...do not doubt the love Yami has for you. You and him will share a special bond with eachother that will take over and rule your lives.'
'who are you?' 'I am you. Yourself. Like Yugi, you have an alter ego. That is me.' 'Woah...this is going a little too fast for me...what's your name.' 'Teana.' 'teana...' 'You are my reincarnate.... That's all I can tell you for now...goodbye Tea.'
Bakura started leaping all over the place laughing like SpongeBob Squarepants at a Saturday Night Strip joint. He then walked over to Tea, touched her slightly on the cheek and said, "My dear Tea.. all .I want to know is why you hate me so. Is it because of my foolish ways? Or is it because you're jealous of me and the power I have which is greater than that of Yami's?" "Uh...let me take a guess...neither one of them! You're a kiniving little tomb robber who always thinks he can get way with 'the ladies' by taking them hostage and wanting something very precious in return for the kidnapping. That sounds like the reason I hate you."
"I will , rest asure of it, get that millineum puzzle." "Puh! I'm sure you will...if it was fake and you didn't know it was!" "I am much smarter than you think I am." "Okay then...do you know everything?" "Of course." "Okay then...who does Tristan have a crush on?" "Uh...okay I know this one....is it...no, no, wait. How about." He paused and said "Mai Valentine." 'Te he he...playing around with this guy's mind is fun.!' Tea thought. "Hell no!" She said harshly. "That's Joey who likes Mai. Tristan likes Serenity, Joeys sister." "Hmm...I never was good at dating games anyway." Tea decided to toy with him. "Why not?" "Because...well...Oh! Why do you humans have to know everything?" "I don't know you tell me."
"I asked you first."
"I you asked second."
"Don't make me hurt you."
"Ooh I'm scared of you. Do somethin"
"I can't!"
"How come?"
"Your askin for it Tea."
"He he he...You and what army?"
"Me and this army."
"What army? The one you had when you're mom ran out of underwear because the other ones were so damn holy you could see a peep show everywhere she went?"
he growled and said "Shut up talkin' about my mom!"
"Who's gonna make me?"
"I am."
"Bring it on!"
"Don't make me..."
"Or you'll what?"
"Tell your most deepest darkest secret to Yami."
"So! What the hell? he'll find out anyhoozles! "
"I can't stand these foreign words you kids use today!"
"Like what words?"
"Well...like bling blang, anyhoockles, and catch you on the dipping slide."
" That's bling bling, anyhoozles, and catch you on the FLIP SIDE!"
"Oh just shut up already! You're fooling with my mind!" 'He he he...I told you it was fun fooling around with his mind! Let's see what else I can do!' "Oh! Foolin' with your mind ain't the half of it! Get a load of this...do you know how to freestyle?" "BMX?" "No, the singing kind. I know I'm much of a dancer but I do other stuff...thank god!" "No I don't know how to free a style." "That's...never mind I'll show you...ahem...Tea put on her Queen Latifah vice and began...
My name is Tea and I don't play
when you see me on the street shorty holla my way.
making all the other girls wanna puke 'cause they're sick
to know that I gotta man, and one I can stick wit'
I hope you understand where I'm coming from
somebody already told me you had went with yo' mom
to the corner store just yesterday.
that's when you seen me walking your way.
your mouth dropped open and you toes started to curl
hoping, and wishing, and praying that you could have this girl
now listen up shorty I'm not gone say it again
I told you once, I told you twice that I can't be your girlfriend...
Tea put on her regular barbie doll voice (She does kinda sound like barbie) and said "Finished." "Evil Bakura had his jaw dropped open thinking 'What the hell?'
Phew! End of that chapter! Bakura and Tea are funny when they're pestering the fart out of one another! Ahyhoozles...review!
Bonus* If you read this and review me on it you'll be recognized in my 6th chappie* all you have to do is say I read the bonus now give me my money! Arigato ( that means 'thank you' for the idiots who don't know already!)