Bonding With the Enemy

It was the same old same old for Ron. Wake up late, eat a large breakfast, walk to school with kim, get yelled at by Barkin, drop his pants, get detention, cheer practice and then go on a mission to stop Drakken from taking over the world yet again. It was the same old same old and as a result Ron wasn't really paying any attention. He really should have paid attention.

Ron didn't know how it had happened or even when it had happened all he knew was that he was seperated from Kim and wandering around Drakken's latest lair like a lost little naked mole rat.

"Hmmm and what's behind door number two!" he called out as he opened a random door. He couldn't believe his eyes.

It.

It was.

It was so beautiful.

It was a large room with a large fifty inch flatscreen tv against one wall, a large bookcase completely filled with games and horrors of all types as well.

Not even thinking about Ron ran inside grabbed Zombie Mayhem seventeen which wasn't due out for another month, placed it in the console, hopped on the bed and started playing. It's not like Kim would need him or anything.

…

It was the same old same old day for Shego, sleep in, get up have a shower, have breakfast, ignore Drakken's ranting, pummel a few henchmen, ignore more of Drakken's ranting and then make her way back to her room to relax. What wasn't the same old same old however was the loud cry of 'BOOYAH' that came from her room.

Shego froze. No that couldn't be. No way there is no way that she heard that. There is noway that the buffoon, THE BUFFOON was in HER room. Hands lighting up and her face set into a scowl Shego grabbed her door handle, ignoring the fact that the handle started to melt, and flung the door open to find the buffoon on her bed playing one of her video games.

"What do you think you're doing," she snarled.

The buffoon didn't even look at her, he just waved a hand at her idly, "hang on i'm almost to level twenty," he muttered not once taking his eyes of off the screen.

Shego raised her hand about to smack the Buffon into the wall when his words finally registered, "wait what?"

…

Kim and Drakken stared each other down, the alarm was going off and the doomsday machine had been destroyed but where were the sidekicks?

…

"GRAB THE HEALTHPACK."

"YOU MEAN THE ONE ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THAT GREAT BIG HOARD OF ZOMBIES!"

"USE YOUR FLAMTHROWER!."

"IT'S OUT OF AMMO."

"WELL DO SOMETHING WE'RE ALMOST…. GOD DAMMIT SHEGO GAME OVER!"

"WELL IF YOU HADN'T RUSHED AHEAD WE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE."

"IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR TAKING TOO LONG."

"WELL EXCUSE ME BUT I WAS HOPING TO MAKE SURE I HAD ENOUGH AMMO. WHICH I DIDN'T THNANKS TO YOU RUNNING TOO FAR AHEAD."

"Noob."

"Say that again Buffoon I dare you."

"Nooooooooob."

"ARGGH!"

One hour later.

"So up for another game?"

"Sure but get some snacks out of the cupboards first."