hello everyone, long time no see. i apologize for being absent and not updating in forever. a thing called life got in the way plus ive been suffering from writing burn out for quite awhile now, not to mention that my muse hasnt been strong for anything lately.

after rereading probably one of my favorite things that ive ever done (and fixing some minor edits in the previous chapters), ive figured why not get started again. i will admit that i did struggle with doing the next chapter as it is rather difficult to get back into the swing of writing again after being absent for so long but i will probably most likely go back and clean things up in the future (i am more likely to catch things later than now).

anyways, i do plan on getting back into silly parody writing with this story as i do have a lot planned for it.

~ Did You Do it with S-Support? ~
Chapter 5: This is Just Only the Beginning

WE GOT YOU NOW ROBIN!"

Chrom and the others busted the entrance to Chippendale's as the male strippers along with its patrons ceased what they were doing. They all turned towards the members of Operation Kill Robin as Pit noticed that the tactician wasn't even inside at all. Marth figured that his daughters would trick them in order to bid more time to help their father escape their clutches.

"Um… We are deeply sorry for interrupting the flow of business here," Chrom apologized. Without further ado, the Exalt and the others took off and left Chippendales as they continued their hunt for Robin once more. As they made their way towards the town square, while a couple of denizens examined the store damages from earlier, Roy managed to catch something of interest.

It appeared that Shulk's friends were frolicking around as if they were looking for something or someone. Dunban and Reyn peered in one direction while Fiora glanced the opposite way. While rumor had it that Robin managed to have sexual intercourse with Shulk that same night his escapades, the members of Robin's hate group decided to implement it for their own personal gain. After all, their goal was to rid the world of that devious tactician.

"Ahem. I couldn't help but notice that something appears to be clouding your guys' mind," Marth brought up, grabbing the trio's attention. "If it isn't too much to ask, do any of you mind telling us what's wrong?"

"It's Shulk," Fiora answered. "We haven't seen him since this morning."

"That's correct," Dunban added.

"This isn't like him at all," Reyn stated. "If you might have any clue about his whereabouts, I'd suggest you let us know."

"Well, I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news but rumor has it that Shulk was taken advantage of by the dirty tactician," Pit simply informed them as Fiora gasped.

"You see, this tactician has been running amok and having one night stands with a bunch of women," Roy added. "Unfortunately, Shulk happened to fall victim to his charms."
"What?! That's preposterous!" Dunban exclaimed. The story did appear to seem rather far-fetched at the group of Homs exchanged glances at one another. Reyn on the other hand, formed a fist as he felt that the group was telling the truth.

"I guess it's up to me to teach that bastard a lesson. Nobody takes advantage of my best friend."

Dunban nods in agreement as the two Homs take off with OKR, leaving Fiora some time to reconcile her own thoughts. In exchange of joining, Donkey Kong provided them with their own pitchforks and torches as they continued their hunt for Robin.

"What's so bad about male pregnancy anyways? It's not like it's going to kill him or anything, is it?" Ashley simply exclaimed.

"Well Ashley my dear, here's the thing," Dr. Mario replied. "You see, Shulk is biologically born as a male from birth. His body isn't designed for pregnancy as the baby that currently resides inside of him will only cause complications from here on out. If we don't remove the child, soon enough not only will this endanger the child's life, it will also put Shulk's life at risk as well."

The smash children gasped in awe, almost intrigued yet completely disgusted at the same time. Jeff began to ponder about something as he wondered if it was possible to have the child grow on its own if once it is extracted from the Homs. While the majority of the odds pointed against the theory, perhaps given that this is Nintendo Land and not the real world there might be a chance that it could work.

"Dr. Mario," Lucas asked, "does that mean Shulk will die if the baby isn't removed by a certain time?"

"That is correct. Unless we figure out a way to possibly save both lives, the only life that has more priority than anyone else at the moment is Shulk himself. The last thing the tournament needs is to lose a beloved challenger."

As the group of kids began to think about ways to possibly help the doctor (and wanted to see if Ashley's experiment was in fact, possible), an Aha moment finally came to Jeff. The blond snapped his fingers together in excitement, diverting everyone's attention towards him as he faced the group.

"Eureka! I got it!" he beamed. "Dr. Mario, I suggest contacting Samus to see if she's available."

"Affirmative."

The clone of Mario dug through the pockets of his medical coat, taking out his cellphone as he managed to speed dial the bounty hunter's number. Luckily for the doctor, she managed to pick up.

"Hello."

"Samus, I need you to come immediately to Master Hand's temporary office. There are important matters that need to be discussed as soon as possible!"

"Roger that! I'm on my way!"

Back near the mansion, the heroes and the Morgans managed to wipe the majority of Male Morgan's army along with the Dark Links that were summoned. As Shulk was about to launch for Cia, a vision came to him as Dark Robin was going to strike the Homs with its final smash. Before Shulk had the time to react, it appears that another party member leaped in to save the day.

"Backslash!"

Examining their newest party member, it turned out to be none other than another Morgan as her features were relevant to that of Shulk's, causing the Homs to double take. In turn, the blond turned towards Robin as he inched towards him.

"Don't tell me you laid a hand on Fiora..."

"I swear to gods I did not, trust me Shulk!" Robin stammered. Before he knew it, the mysterious Morgan clarified things which made the situation more awkward than needed to be as it managed to put a complete halt to the battle.

"Well, about that…" Mysterious! Morgan inquired, "My beloved mother… or rather I should say father is none other than Shulk."

Everyone froze as their jaw dropped, leaving them to be confused as all hell. Cia on the other hand, couldn't believe it.

"What the hell? T-that's practically impossible!"

"Well, you see, I'm a result of someone's science experiment gone wrong," Shulk!Morgan clarified.

"So in retrospect, you're the result of someone's peculiar mpreg fantasy," Male Morgan guessed.

"Uh, I'm actually not too sure about that…"

Before she could continue, two more figures joined in as one of them stepped in front of Cia and held out their arms, preventing her from proceeding towards Robin's group. Link on the other hand, was surprised to see his non-canon incarnation Scarf Link and his fairy companion Proxi.

"Cia, stop! Don't you remember that you've recently got character development?!" Lana pleaded.

"… Oh yeah I did. It's not my fault this story hasn't been updated in a year now but enough of me breaking the fourth wall," the dark sorceress replied. As the two women conversed, Robin leaned towards Link while Shulk seemed interested in learning more about his daughter (as well as worry for the sake of his own life).

"Is that Lana right there?" he whispered. Link simply nodded in response.

"Man, she's kind of cu-!"

Before the strategist could finish his sentence, Scarf Link slapped him across the face as Link rolled his eyes at Robin's recklessness.

"What part of control yourself do you not understand?!" the Hero of Twilight scolded.

"Can't a guy just compliment someone? Jeez, is it me or all of you Links get offended too easily. Furthermore, I thought you were supposed to what fans call a cinnamon roll!"

"Well when you put it that way, anyone would be in a sour mood if some asshole took advantage of someone that means something to them, no offense Robin," Link answered.

Robin just sighed as Scarf Link signed something towards Proxi as the fairy decided to summarize the conversation the witch twins were having along with the Spirit of the Hero's opinion.

"If you're curious to what they're discussing," the fairy stated," Cia is pretty much coming to terms that she did move on past the hero and told Lana that her feelings managed to get toyed with once again by some insensitive jerk. Also, Link told me to inform the Hero of Twilight that those "creepy" fangirl letters were actually her giving you encouragement and tips on how to best your foes. Furthermore, she also sends letters to Zelda, Sheik, and Toon Link as well."

Link and Robin glanced at one another as the participating hero of Smash felt awful about his accusations from earlier. He figured that he should apologize to Cia later when things were less chaotic however, his concern was more focused on the Exalt and the Hero King's crusade of riding the world of male my units.

After a few more minutes, Shulk!Morgan suggested that they should head back to the town square and look for Master Hand before the others find them.

"Man, today fucking sucks," Robin whined. He glanced at the burnt building as he tilted his head in slight confusion.

"Didn't a Hot Topic used to be there?" Shulk exclaimed.

Before anyone could answer, a familiar face rushed up and hugged the Homs.

"Shulk!" Fiora cried. "I'm so glad you're okay." She looked at the group of Morgans before laying her eyes on Robin and quickly glanced away.

"Fiora…I'm fine. Whatever happened between that tactician and I was just a one night thing. I don't remember what happened or how exactly did it come to it but you should know that Robin's just a really good friend of mine," the Homs explained, reassuring his childhood friend. As they were about to have a cute moment together, it was swiftly cut short by an arrow.

"THERE THEY ARE!"

Shulk and Fiora quickly stepped aside to see the members of Operation Kill Robin. Chrom and the other sword fighters unsheathed their weapons as they approached the tactician magician.

"Uh… hi?"

"Don't play dumb with us!" Pit snapped. "I won't forgive you for touching Lady Palutena you bastard!"

Link stepped in front of Robin as he glared at the group.

"Guys, what you're doing is absolutely ridiculous. Can't you see that this is only tearing us apart? Whatever happened to the bonds that we've forged during our time at Smash?"

"Hey, you stole my line!"

"Hate to say it, but I would actually be quiet if I were you father," Lucina!Morgan told him.

Pit on the other hand, rolled his eyes. While he certainly could care less about Marth (whom he proclaimed as Mr. Fancy Pants), the person he despised most was none other than Link and his various incarnations.

"As if we're going to listen to the guy who's totally ripping off my style!"

"… Um, Pit going by your "logic" that means everyone who uses a bow is ripping you off," Little Mac exclaimed. This got several nods as the angel huffed. Cia meanwhile rolled her eyes as she personally thought that Pit was quite irritating.

"… Are we seriously going to listen to the forty year old virgin?" she proclaimed as Pit rolled his eyes.

"Oh brother, can't you learn to respect other people's input on stupid Link for once?! Jeez, how old are you, like a thousand?"

Before Robin knew it, everyone got distracted as they started arguing with one another. Thankfully, the fight is interrupted as Ness himself ran towards the quarreling idiots and ushers them to follow him. In addition to, it appears that the final newcomers arrive as it is none other than Cloud, Bayonetta, Corrin and his sister Kamui. Corrin senses the tension as he leaned towards his sister.

"Um Kamui? Are you sure we're at the Smash Brothers locations. Last time I remembered in the brochure, it proclaimed many of the beloved fighters to be friendly."

"I'm pretty sure we're at the right place yet something seems oddly off…"

Inside of Master Hand's temporary office, bickering was erupting from left and right as the brawlers argued with one another. While some of the members of Operation Kill Robin tried their hardest to convince Link why Robin shouldn't be spared, others were giving the newcomers a hard time. The only ones absent during the time were Dr. Mario and Samus and Shulk as they were preparing him for his operation. Rumor had it that Samus planned on transferring the embryo into a facility tank full of nutrients needed for the child to develop on its own for the duration of nine months.

"I don't quite trust Corrin and Kamui to be honest," Little Mac expressed. "Seeing how they're coming from the latest Fire Emblem game, do you think they might be the same as that damned tactician."

"Oh please," Bayonetta mocked. "Corrin couldn't hurt a damn fly no matter hard he tried. What makes you think he's just like that other guy anyways!?"

"I agree," Cloud added. "Just because the newcomers also come from the Fire Emblem franchise that doesn't mean they're exactly like Robin. If you've actually bothered researching their respective game, you'll see they differ from the my units in the thirteenth game."

"This is true!" Diddy Kong chimed in.

"So now you're siding with the new my units Diddy?! I thought you were on our side!" Donkey Kong whined. This just caused more arguing as the kid smashers exchanged glances with one another as everyone else continued to bicker with one another. Kamui decided to place earmuffs on her head for the time being while Corrin leaned over towards Cloud.

"Do you think we've might have arrived at a very bad time?" Corrin asked Cloud.

"It seems so," the blond answered back. "That and the residential area got destroyed recently."

As the bickering gradually grew louder and more inaudible, Master Hand realized he had enough of these petty preschool arguments and decided to silence them.

"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ALREADY!" Master Hand roared. Everyone glanced over in his direction as the idle conversations along with the immense tension dwindled down to complete silence. After five minutes, the gigantic hand cleared his throat before explaining the fate of Robin.

"Anyways, now that you all have settled down, I will be discussing Robin's punishment."

Robin gulped at the mention of his name as he knew everyone was looking at him. At this point, he really wished he remembered what did happen last night however fate seemed to be against him.

"Robin," the anthropomorphic hand spoke, "for having sexual affairs with countless women and Shulk within and outside manor walls, your punishment will hereby be to pay for child support to those who choose to keep their baby up until they are of legal age. To add on, you cannot object nor decide who gets to keep their child as that is up to the mother and it's her decision alone! Furthermore, you are required to at least go on one date with all of the women who choose to keep their child as well as give them your emotional support. As by jurisdiction, if they ask for another date, you are not allowed to refuse."

The snow haired tactician froze as he slowly bobbed his head, agreeing with what Master Hand was bestowing upon him. While he heavily wished to object, Robin knew there was no use as it would only make him look more like a jackass and give OKR a reason to decapitate and place his head on a pike. The least he could hope is for most of the girls he slept with to abort their child, yet the question still remained. Which girls were more likely to choose abortion and which ones were more likely to keep their future offspring. He already knew Shulk had no choice as Dr. Mario and Samus were currently conducting surgery in order to help save the Homs life. As Robin began drifting off and became occupied with his own train of thoughts, this caused some brawlers to ask inquire Master Hand about the existing Morgans.

"But Master Hand," Peach queried, "what will happen to the present Morgans if we choose to abort them?"

"Well, it turns out if any of you decide to abort your child, none of the children will fade away due to the fact that they all come from different timelines in which their father pursued their respective mothers."

In response, Peach sighed of relief as she was afraid of seeing her future daughter disappear, even if she heavily harbored feelings for Mario as opposed to the smooth talking tactician.

"Anyways, the time has come to for you ladies to decide whether you'll be keeping your child or not. I suggest for all of you to speak the honest truth otherwise you might regret your decision later," Master Hand exclaimed.

Crazy Hand held on a piece of paper as he called their names one by one.

"Lucina, do you wish to keep or abort your child?"

Lucina took a minute to think before deciding her final answer. Chrom was fixated on his daughter as he slightly tensed up, both eagerly and anxiously awaiting her decision.

"I wish to abort."

Chrom heavily sighed of relief as he was worried that Lucina might have kept the child. While he had no objections to her own decision, he still felt that it was quite eerie that her present self could grow up alongside his own granddaughter. Oddly, this was quite acceptable according to Fire Emblem law.

Next up was Wii Fit Trainer.

"Wii Fit Trainer," Crazy Hand asked, "do you wish to keep or abort your child?"

"As much as I would love to be a mother someday, I'm afraid I am not quite ready. So in retrospect, I wish to abort."

"Very well. Since she is not able to be with us at the time, fortunately Samus did give us her answer early as she also wishes to abort her child which leads to the next girl on the list. Zelda, do you wish to abort or keep your child?"

"Abort," Zelda replied. Link knew from the start that Zelda planned to abort the child despite enjoying her Morgan's presence. After all, her heart belonged to her beloved would rather leave the unexpected one stand behind her.

"Moving on, Peach, do you wish to abort or keep your child?"

"Well," replied the princess. "At first, I wasn't too sure what to do yet the more I ponder about it, the more I realize that perhaps having a child might be fun!"

"But princess!" Mario cried.

"Mario, you should know I don't feel that way about Robin! Besides, I would love to practice being a mother beforehand just in case we ever decide to get married someday!"

A soft smile appeared on Mr. Nintendo's lips as his opinion shifted rather quickly after being reassured by Peach herself. Robin on the other hand didn't seem to care that Peach decided to keep the child. After all, she did strike him as the type to be very doting and motherly no matter whom the child originally belonged to.

"Next is none other than the adoptive mother of the Lumas, Rosalina. Now then, Rosalina, do you wish to keep or abort your child?"

"After thinking about it for quite some time," the platinum blond answered, "I feel that things would be far more interesting if I kept the child."

"Presuming on, next here is none other than the Goddess of Light. Palutena, do you wish to keep or abort your child?"

Pit intensely stared at his goddess, awaiting her answer. The angel excessively touched his face as the brunet was fairly anxious as he desperately pleaded in the back of his mind for Palutena to abort the baby. His twin on the other hand, could care less about what affairs the green haired floozy got herself involved in.

"At first I thought about aborting however then I realized having a mini me might actually be quite entertaining!" the goddess simply exclaimed.

This caused Pit to turn his head towards Robin and glare at the tactician, even mouthing death threats under his breath as Dark Pit in turn, shrugged. The Plegian gulped as he figured Palutena was only having the child to troll both him and Pit (more so her general than he himself). Now with all of the female smashers out of the way, this only left one woman remaining and Robin desperately hoped for her to decline.

"Last but not least, we have the dark sorceress herself. Cia," Crazy Hand inquired, "do you wish to keep or abort your child?"

The white haired woman paused for a moment as if she was thinking (or in the case of Robin's paranoia, scheming her next move) hard about her decision. After a few seconds passed, she presented them with her answer.

"Hmm, I'll say keep," she simply replied. This in turn, caused the tactician to leap up as he swiftly pointed his finger at her.

"You're only doing this to get back at me!" Robin hissed as he groaned under his breath.

"Nonsense," she assured, "what makes you think that? For someone who's a highly proclaimed strategist, you're awfully insensate."

"Lana!" Robin whined, "please I'm begging you, tell your other half to reconsider!" At this point, he could care less if he was going against Master Hand's rules. The last thing he needed on his plate was two women trolling him just to get a reaction out of him or in the case of Palutena, Pit.

Unfortunately for the Plegian, the light sorceress narrowed her gaze as she folded her arms in disinterest.

"How about no."

"… Alright-hey! Wait a minute… you're actually not serious are you?"

"I am."

"And here I thought you're supposed to be the good half."

"Maybe you shouldn't have taken advantage of her," Lana simply stated. Despite usually being cheery, she seemed to be in a sour mood most likely due to Robin's antics as the blue haired girl was practically a master at hiding her emotions.

"Uh, I hate to break it to you Rob but she got you there. You did in fact take advantage of all those women, even if they gave their consent that one night," Fox bluntly reminded him. In response, Falco high fived his friend as Robin felt that his world was spiraling down. Whatever happened that night, he needed to get to the bottom of this and figure out if he was truly responsible or perhaps, someone else was behind all of these shenanigans.

"With that aside, I hear by dismiss you all. While I would love to discuss the fate of the manor, the police are currently investigating the place for potential clues. And as for Robin, I want you to step into my office exactly at 10 o'clock sharp tomorrow as we have lots to discuss."

With those words, the giant hand took off as his brother followed in pursuit, leaving a lot of Smashers quiet before resuming on as if nothing ever happened. While some couldn't trust the newcomers from the latest Fire Emblem game, others already have moved on to include some members of OKR. Robin sighed as he stared down at his shoes, wondering how much more he can endure before he's had enough. It didn't help that he had to deal with paying for child support of four different women (and Shulk) along with having his reputation tarnished.

Link noticed the tactician down in the dumps as he tried his best to cheer him up.

"Hey look at the bright side, at least Chrom and Marth don't want to kill you anymore," he informed.

"Yeah but still, there's Pi-!"

Before he could even reply, the white haired tactician felt a sudden twinge of pain to his buttocks as Reflet swiftly kicked her brother on his gluteus maximus.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" he cried.

"That's for starting this entire mess in the first place. If you wouldn't have let yourself get so loose that night, none of this would have been an issue!" Reflet argued.

When he thought he regained himself, Robin was suddenly taken aback as Fiora inched towards him before lifting up her leg just to kick him in the dick as he cried in pain.

"That's what you get for taking advantage of Shulk you jerk!" Fiora knew Shulk was going to be okay yet like everyone else, still felt bitter about the tactician's actions.

"Oooh! Riki want to play kick the Robbie too!"

Riki jumped gleefully as he was eager to join in on the fun as well. Dunban however stopped the Nopon as he figured Robin received enough torture for the day.

"I've think he's suffered enough for today. There's no need to punish him further as it seems that he's learned his lesson quite well," the Homs informed. Riki just simply nodded as he understood, completely changing the subject to something else.

While Robin was trying to recover from the additional pain, Pit stared out the window as he tried his best to take his mind off the entire ordeal. To his surprise, he noticed the other Morgan with the antennas as his lips slightly curled into a smirk.

"It seems that the job isn't quite done yet… Just wait until Master Hand finds about this and then he'll have to ban that damned tactician from Super Smash Brothers once and for all."

As everything seemed back to normal, prior to everyone's own knowledge, things were just getting started.

and things have officially gone to shit for poor robin. the only mystery remains now is the other morgan that no one (besides pit) knows of yet and the actual culprit behind the entire ordeal. given how there are two different things going on (robin's escapades and the damage of the mansion), i figure i might either have the two events slowly unfold and might even have chapters that focus on one of them, who knows. as for the reflet kicking his ass, ive always wanted to use the scientific word for his butt so i went with gluteus maximus.

anyways, feel free to give me a list of ideas for what you want to see happen in robin's dates. please remember to keep them tasteful.

tune in next time for chapter 6: take my life, please!