Starting today you are a host!

The teacher called in the new student. And a blond girl entered the classroom. She had long blond hair with double pony tails. She had cerulean blue eyes. She wasn't wearing the school uniform. She was wearing an orange and black coat and underneath was a fishnet undershirt. She was wearing black pants. And black sandals. She also was wearing a black headband with a metal forehead protector. The design looked like a snail that fell over. The most noticeable part of her appearance was three whisker marks on each of her cheeks.

The teacher looked to his notebook. "Please introduce yourself, miss." The girl looked across the class. She noticed two twins grinning at her. The one she noticed the most, was a girl. This girl was wearing a boy's uniform. Why? Is she a cross dresser? She didn't want to think about it too much. She looked at the rest of the class. "My name... Is Naruko Uzumaki Namikaze."

*Sakura Kiss plays*

In Naruko's mind a female voice chuckled. 'Naruko,' it said, 'they're staring at you.' The blond mentally sighed, 'I can see that, Kyu.'

The teacher tapped his pen. "Miss Namikaze, please sit next to Mister Fujioka." Naruko nodded, "Hai." She sat next to the GIRL.

The class was rather boring. Apparently lunch was 4 hours long. Naruko was walking around the halls of the school, looking for a place to study. 'Is this really a school?' She thought, 'It's huge!' 'That's what she said,' Kyu said, snickering. Naruko rolled her eyes at the lewd joke. After spending so long with Jiraiya-sensei, she's used to the jokes and, like tsunade, has found them annoying.

Naruko found a room called, 'Music Room 3', and sighed, hoping it would be quiet. When she opened the door, flower petals literally flew at her. She had to duck in order to dodge the petals. She heard multiple male voices and one feminine voice say, "Welcome, the Ouran Host club."

Only those with excellent social standing and those from filthy rich families are lucky enough to spend their time here at the elite private school Ouran Academy. The Ouran host Club is where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.

Naruko's eye twitched. 'A... Host club?' She thought. 'Kami, this is so weird.' Kyu said. She noticed that Fujioka girl standing with the boys.

A black haired boy shifted his glasses. "Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru, isn't that the girl you said transferred into your class?" The twins and Haruhi nodded. The boy looked at his notebook, he bit his lip, seeming a little frustrated. 'Damn, why haven't I been able to pull up any files on her?' Naruko noticed his staring and gave him a dark glare. "You." She said. The boy came back to reality. "Hm?" He said. "Kyoya Ootori. I've heard about your family. They run a police force, correct?" Kyoya smiled, "Yes." Naruko chuckled lightly. 'What's so funny?' He thought.

Naruko glanced at the girl and closed the door behind her. "Are you a lesbian?" This shocked all of the hosts, it even shocked Kyu. The girl blushed lightly, "N-No! I'm a guy!" Naruko smirked. "I know a girl when I see one." The tall blond boy snapped his fingers and the twins started to charge Naruko. It surprised her, but she jumped over them, sliding into the 'Gentle Fist' style stance. Just then a very tall boy walked towards them from the back. His eyes widened noticing Naruko for the first time. The girl noticed him. "Takashi?" Just then, before the twins could tackle Naruko, a small boy kicked them away. Everyone was shocked. Even Kyu was shocked. 'Naruko is that...?' The blond mentally nodded.

Suddenly Naruko hugged the little boy tight. "Mitsukuni!" She shouted. Takashi chuckled lightly. Honi glared at the twins, "Don't hurt my little cousin." He said, with venom in his voice. Naruko blushed lightly. Honi turned and hugged her, rubbing his face in her chest. Naruko giggled, "it's so good to see you." Tamaki, the male who snapped his fingers looked at Mori. "Mori-senpai, who is this?" Takashi smiled at the two hugging, "That's Mitsukuni's younger cousin." Kyoya quickly looked at him, "What?" Takashi smirked at Kyoya lightly, "She's been missing for four years." Kyoya's eyes widened. "She's the only one that's ever taken on Mitsukuni and his brother at the same time, and win." The twins' eyes widened and Naruko smirked. "You still wanna fight me? I wasn't gonna tell anyone her secret anyways." Tamaki appeared dumbstruck. Naruko giggled hugging her cousin. "Do you still have Usu-chan?" Honni giggled holding the bunny. "Yep!"

Naruko glances at the tall blond, "Tamaki-sempai," she said, catch the teen's attention, "I would like to join your host club." At this, Kyoya mentally smirked, he shifted his glasses. "This is a host club, I don't think the ladies will-" the dark haired boy was cut off by the tall blond, picking up Naruko. "Welcome to the Ouran host club!"