Me: Hey guys! Back with another story! This time, I'm interviewing Team Natsu! Featuring the ships of NaLu, JeRza, and GrUvia!
Lucy: Sydney-chan! Why do you have to ship me with Natsu?
Me: Hey, I mean at least it isn't Dan.
Lucy: NO NOT HIM!
Natsu: Yeah, he was creepy.
Gray: You're just jealous.
Natsu: I AM NOT!
Gray: That's what they all say, pinky.
Natsu: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S SALMON!
Gray: SALMON IS A SHADE OF PINK, FLAME BRAIN! AND LIKE SAYING PINK MAKES IT ANY MORE MANLIER!
Natsu: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'RE A STUPID PRETTY LITTLE ICE PRINCESS WHO PRANCES AROUND HIS UNMANLY CASTLE PICKING FLOWERS AND SINGING THE DORA THE EXPLORER THEME SONG!
Erza: ENOUGH! Can't a women eat her cheesecake in peace?
Me: YEAH!
Lucy: ...
Gray: ...
Erza: ...
Natsu: ...
Me: Sorry, I got a little carried away there.
Me: Anyway... Let's start with the first interview with Lucy and Natsu!
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Me: Hello, Natsu and Lucy! I'm here today to interview you about something the fan community has to say! Before we start I have something to say... Natsu, don't burn down the recording studio and Lucy... don't freak out about "I don't like Natsu that way" because, honestly, we know you do.
Lucy: *quietly* i do not... *blushes madly*
Natsu: Awww, come on! Why can't I burn anything!
Me: If you don't burn anything, I'll make you some homemade ramen!
Natsu: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Me: Ok, now lets get started! As you both know, you have a fan community that ships Lucy and Natsu, calling it NaLu when they smush your names together.
This is a scene from one of the fanfictions someone wrote...
(A/N: It was meeeee)
Lucy's POV
As Natsu slowly leaned in, I looked away.
'N-Natsu... I thought you didn't like me like that... don't you have Lisanna?' I said sadly.
I've always had feelings for him..
'Luce, I've always had feelings for you since day one.. I've made it clear by always saving you... but you're so dense. Lisanna is my nakama... but you are way more than that,' Natsu clarified, clearing the gap inbetween us and locking lips with me.
Even though it took me by surprise, I kissed back, wholeheartedly. I felt his tongue slip across my bottom lip, asking for entrance. I gladly let him in, moaning as our tongues met.
I loved Natsu at that moment.
And I still do.
How do you guys react to that?
Lucy: OH MY GOSH...NO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING NOOOOOOOO WHYYYY SYDNEY-CHAN WHYYYY *blushes deeply and covers face with hands*
Natsu: Now what I don't understand is that what is so great about kissing? Mira told me what love and kissing and that mushy stuff is about, but seriously!
Me: It's a way of expressing love! My first kiss was with this boy, and you could practically say he licked my face like a dog... yeah... he wasn't the best kisser... (True story)
Lucy: *recovers from blushing state* Well I haven't had my first kiss yet... But I do hope that it will be with someone who cares about me deeply...
Natsu: Hey! I care for you deeply! Can't we kiss?
Lucy: W-W-W-What? N-N-No!
Natsu: Why not?
Me: Yeah, Lucy, WHYYYY NOTTTTT?
Lucy: B-B-Because i-it's not relevant!
Me: wow, nice excuse. *note sarcasm*
Me: Natsu, just kiss her already.
Natsu: *confused by what is now happening* Ok, then.
Natsu: *leans in to a blushing Lucy*
Me: CAMERA CREW! HOLD LUCY DOWN SO SHE CAN'T LUCY KICK HIM!
Camera Crew: *holds Lucy down*
Lucy: *struggles*
Me: *cackles evily watching them connect lips*
Lucy: *melts into the kiss*
Natsu: *cups Lucy's cheeks*
Me: ARE WE GETTING THIS ALL ON CAMERA?
Camera Dude/Bob: Yep. *thumbs up*
Me: Thanks, Bob.
Lucy/Natsu: *parts for air as Camera Crew let Lucy go*
Lucy: *gets dizzy and faints*
Me: I have to show this video to Mira! *squeals*
Lucy: *gains consciousness* OH NOOOO PLEASE DON'T SHOW THIS TO MIRA!
Me: Too bad!
Me: Anyway, so Lucy... How did that feel?
Lucy: *blushes* Fine. *looks away bashfully with a red face*
Natsu: THAT FELT GREAT! KISSING IS AWESOME! CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HAPPY AND RUB IT IN THAT JERK'S FACE! I'M ALL FIRED UP!
Natsu: But what is strange is that when I kissed Luce, I felt a wierd but good feeling in my chest area!
Me: That's called Love, Natsu. That's called Love.
Natsu: I want to keep doing that, though. With Lucy. And for Lucy to only do it with me. Forever.
Lucy: *blushes* ...w-well...ok...there goes my pride...
Me: LOL LUCY'S BLUSHING LEVEL IS OVER 9000!
Me: *gets Lucy Kicked by Lucy*
Me: *faints*
Natsu: ...Well that was a one-hit-KO.
Lucy: OH MY MAVIS I AM SOOOO SORRY, SYDNEY-CHAN! WENDY IS NOT WITH US SO WE CAN'T HEAL YOU! IM SOOO SORRY!
Natsu: So now that we knocked out Syd, now what?
Lucy: We run before security can capture us.
Me: *wakes up*
Me: Nope I'm fine! Stay!
Lucy: OK AND AGAIN I AM SO SORRY!
Me: It's fine...for now *glares*
Me: And that concludes our Interview!
Camera Dude/Bob: Cut!
Camera Dude/Bob: That's a wrap!
Camera Dude/Bob: Oh wait...is the red light supposed to be on when I record?
Natsu/Lucy: WHAT?! *sweatdrops*
Me: *goes super saiyan and kicks Bob in the face for being a dumbass and NOT RECORDING IT PROPERLY*
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End of Interview #1
HOPE YA LIKED THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS INTERVIEW! Review for another chapter!
P.S. I am sorry if it's a bit O.O.C. but if you don't like it then TAKE IT UP WITH YOUR LAWYER CUZ I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT