HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PERCY JACKSON! Oh my gosh. I'm so excited right now. I'm trying to bake a cake and write: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PERCY! On it with frosting, but I keep eating the frosting.

Yes. I like to bake. Didn't know that, did you, Soulhorse? I also was trying to buy a Camp Half-Blood shirt on Amazon. I failed, unfortunately.

So… Hi, guys! It's me. Yay. I was bored, and then I was procrastinating and was watching Jelsa videos on YouTube. They had bad quality. For those of you who don't know what Jelsa is, it's a ship of Elsa and Jack Frost. Perfect couple, don't you think? Of course, that's what I used to think for Rapunzel and Jack Frost, but still. Anyway, then I was envisioning cute and awkward moments between them. Then, I thought, "When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000." Percabeth? Helloooo? Perfect Couple to rule all perfect couples? Soon, I was thinking: Percabeth awkwardness! Bada bing, bada boom! Percabeth story!

So, I need your guys' help with one thing. Can you help me decide to make it a multi chap fic, a one shot (with a sucky ending), a one shot with an epilogue (which will also suck), or a random thing I will forget about?

Here. I'll let you guys decide after reading the story.

RRFF!

Ta…Da?

Percy was drunk. His stupid college roommate had dragged him out of the arcade, and he needed to beat his friend, Grover. But his friend, Leo the single pringle, needed a wingman to get some girls at the club. What a player.

However, he was thirsty, and a couple of shots sounded nice. The barista apparently thought to get him drunk, because he was given a VERY alcoholic drink. (I'm sorry; I don't know any alcoholic beverages by specific name.) He had specifically ordered a margarita. Obviously they weren't, because after three of those things, he was completely, utterly drunk. Somehow, he managed to wrestle out of the crowd that was grinding on each other.

Telling Leo to find a cab home, the response was, "Don't worry, bro. Someone's taking me home tonight! Whoo!" Sluggishly, satisfied Percy tried his best taxicab whistle not knowing that there was one in front of him.

Suddenly seeing it, Percy grabbed the door handle, opened it, and without a second thought, got in. He fell in looking like a doofus.

Fortunately for him, his head landed on something soft and squishy. He looked up into a pair of scandalized looking eyes. Mesmerizing grey eyes. Then he realized.

Whoops. He was on her boobs.

"Ahhhh! Get off me, you pervert! You freaking idiot of a boy! Ahhh! Who are you? Why are you in my cab? Are you drunk? Oh my god. Just… get off me right now. I will call the police."

Her slurred voice REALLY woke him up. She was drunk, too? But she looked so… sober.

"Woah. Lady, calm down. Just relax. Think of blue cookies. Ahh… They sound amazing for a hangover cure, don't they?"

"Ew! Gross drunk guy on me! Driver?"

The driver didn't respond. He was just looking outside the window pensively. The girl- no. Woman was pushing him away. She punched him where the sun don't shine and tried to shove him on the sidewalk. However, the doors were child locked on that side.

Percy groaned, assumed the fetal position, and rocked back and forth, trying to ease the pain. The silver eyed girl huffed and pushed him away. Suddenly coming to his drunken senses, Percy looked up and murmured, "You're pretty. I'm gonna call you silver girl. Silver is pretty. You're pretty."

After that he started to drift off to sleep, not caring what was going to happen to him. He would find his way back home, either way. But as he drifted off to Morpheus' realm, he thought he saw a glimpse of a smile on that beautiful girl's face…

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When he woke up again, the silver girl was hovering over him with something that looked like a plate of… was that blue chocolate chip cookies?

"Good morning, silver girl. Woah woah woah woah. Wait. Where am I? Hey, did I mention you look beautiful today?"

"You drool when you sleep, did you know that?"

Well, she recovered a lot more quickly than Percy after being drunk. "Are you still hung over? You fell asleep in the cab. I didn't have the heart to leave you in the middle of Manhattan at night, so you're with me. I think I heard you mumble blue chocolate chip cookies when you stumbled into MY cab, so I decided to try them out. If they suck, live with it."

"Uh… well, thanks. I'm sorry for falling asleep on you. I was just so drunk. I wonder what happened to Leo? Meh, he'll live. Um… so… Where are we?"

"That's alright. I was drunk, too. We are at my apartment."

"So, do you have name, silver girl?"

"My name is Annabeth."

"Nice to meet you. My name's Percy. You know, I think I prefer silver girl."

"Well, my name is Annabeth, so you should call me Annabeth."

"Fine." Percy grinned as he munched on his cookies. "Mmmm! These are good! Not as good as my mom's, but pretty good!"

"Okay. Now if you are all over the hangover, then you can tell me your address and I'll drive you there."

"You sound like a stalker."

"Do you want to walk there?"

"You can drive me."

"Then please hurry up and eat, so I can drive you there."

"Okay. Thanks a lot for the stay. You really didn't have to do that. By the way, can I have your number? I mean, strictly for important stuff, I guess." Percy thought he detected a slight blush on her cheeks when he said this.

"We'll see."

"Okay."

When they finished the delectable cookies, Percy told her about himself and she told him about herself. When he told her where he lived, and she grabbed the keys and off they went to Percy's apartment. During the car ride, they talked about a lot of things, and they had a long time to do it, considering Percy lived on the other side of Manhattan. Annabeth and Percy found out that both of them were single.

That doesn't matter. Does it? Percy thought. When they arrived, Annabeth walked with him to his building, and asked him for his phone, and gave him her phone. "Phone numbers. Okay? Just for emergencies, Percy."

"Yeah. I got it. I might have to call you a lot though."

"Emergencies, ocean eyes."

"Ocean eyes? Really? Never mind. Got it."

"Alright. Well, I have to go now. Bye! Maybe I'll see you again sometime?" Annabeth backtracked to her car. "Sure. I'll see you then, I guess."

"Bye."

"Bye." Annabeth drove off in her beat up looking grayish Avalon. Percy looked at her retreating car figure and looked down at his contacts. Silver girl. Grinning now, Percy walked up to his apartment and went in, thinking about the silver eyed girl. It was 3:00. By 3:15, he made a resolution.

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Annabeth walked back into her apartment. It seemed a little empty now that Percy had gone. Even when he was just sleeping, his very presence had lighted up the room. But that was okay. She would forget about him with time, just like she always did. Besides, he would forget about her, anyway. Just like everyone else.

She looked down at her contacts. Ocean eyes. Her lips spreading into a hopeful smile, she thought, "Well, maybe just this one time, I'll remember him." At 4:00, she heard an unfamiliar ringtone that she had never heard before. She looked at the caller ID. Ocean eyes. She quickly grabbed it, wondering if he really was in trouble. In a panicked voice, she answered the phone. "Hello? Percy? Are you okay? What happened?"

"Well, I've been thinking things over, and I've come to a realization."

"Oh no. He's going to forget about me." thought Annabeth.

"Annabeth. It's an emergency. I think I need to get to know you better. I might be… falling for you."

What? Annabeth's brain went into overload. He can't be liking me this quickly. Am… am I falling for him, too? Percy continued. "I think Starbucks would be a good place to sort things out. Do you want to meet? Wednesday at 2:00 is good for me. I mean… if… you…want… to..."

"I… um… me too. That's good. I would love to go."

"That's great! Um… yeah. See you there."

"Okay. Bye, ocean eyes."

"Bye, silver girl." When they hung up, both Annabeth and Percy sank down on their couch.

They might be falling. But it was definitely a good type of falling.

Blob, guys. I can't believe I wrote that.

Anyways, did you like it? Constructive criticism is awesome. Flames should go to Leo Valdez. Awesomeness reviews get a mental "I love you!" from me.

I know, I know, it should've been Wise Girl and Seaweed Brain. But I was incredibly tired of reading fanfictions with those nicknames in it. They could have other nicknames, right?

Okay guys. Should I make it a multi chap fic, a one shot (with a sucky ending that you just read), a one shot with an epilogue (which will also suck), or a random thing I will forget about?

Help me decide!

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You guys are amazing.

~AprilSpirit