We unfortunately had to cut our stay in Suna because I kidnapped the MOST ADORABLE LITTLE RACCOON PANDA GUY. HE WAS SO SWEET EVEN IF HE TRIED TO MURDER ME! Yes, we did explore around town and bought some souvenirs so I could send it by sending one of the adult owls to the Old Man and Teuchi-jiji.

Neji-Weji was the one who saw adorable Little Murderous Gaara-chan, but Baby-Hinata was the one to approach him first. I had to pull Baby-Hinata out of the way when he tried crushing her with his sand, but that moment was the moment that I knew was the moment that I should kidnap him. I smiled before handing Riku and Hachi over to the cousing before telling the four of them to stay put and approach Little Murderous Gaara-chan's SAND OF DOOM before I hugged him. He stiffened for a second, but that second was critical for me to lift him up, and spirit him away with the two little munchkins by my side, holding a more littler munchkins in their arms.

Surprisingly, Little Murderous Gaara-chan didn't try to do anything. He was just stiff in my arms, not moving an inch like a corpse during its rigor mortis period.

When we barged into our hotel room, our chaperons looked as us with a battle-ready pose before pausing to take a look at us. Scarecrow was the first to react.

"Did you just kidnapped the Kazekage's son?" He asked me. I put down Little Murderous Gaara-chan on the floor softly before shaking my head at Scarecrow.

"Nuh-uh, I just liberated him." I said with the utmost innocence, we both ignored Mitarashi-san's unstoppable laughter. "Besides, look at him! Isn't he the MOST ADORABLE LITTLE MURDERER?!" I cooed, mushing my cheeks at said redhead, ignoring at how coarse the texture was. Ah, at this moment, he probably already had the sand armor on.

"We're leaving with him!"

"Naruto-chan, No." That was Riku's and Scarecrow's response.

"Naruto-chan, Yes." I cackled with glee before facing Little Murderous Gaara-chan.

"Whaddya say? Wanna get out of this sand box?" I asked. And that was how I got my 5th little minion.

Well, that was when I practically fled out of Suna with the chibis beside me while Anko chased after us alone because Scarecrow was still doing all the legalities issues of us entering and leaving Suna. Luckily, they never saw Little Murderous Gaara-chan who was covered with numerous Genjutsu, courtesy of Scarecrow.

Baby-Hinata was fidgeting. Why was she fidgeting? WHY WAS SHE FIDGETING?!

"ARE YOU OKAY!?" I practically screamed at her face. She paused, fidgeted some more before hiding her face in Neji-Weji's back. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WHAT'S WRONGGG!?

"Am I...Am I still the-Am I still the cutest?" She stuttered. I paused.

"SO CUTTETTTEETETETETTETETETETE!" I pounced on her, which of course includes Neji-Weji, who protested at my weight, and Riku and Hachi, who squawked because I dislodged them off of their shoulders.

"You are all adorable! I can't ever choose because if you all try to be cute towards me, I'll die." I stated seriously. "So be careful of your great and awesome powers, Baby-Hinata." She looked so adorable facing me seriously.

"We just have an extra cutie in this group of cutie!" I said, poking my cheeks upwards, going all 'Teehee'. The cousins made an soft 'Ohhhhh' sound.

At this rate, should we just add some more cutie patooties?

Little Murderous Gaara-chan was very active in protecting our little group. Before the two adult minions bothered reacting to bandits and thieves and whatchamacallit, his sand quickly reacted and squeezed their guts out.

"Gaa-Gaara-san, please leave some for us..." Baby-Hinata softly said.

"We can't be doing nothing." Neji-Weji looked like he wanted to frown, but he looks so cute sulking and pouting.

"We also need to contribute to something, Gaara-san." Riku stated so cute all serious. Hachi, who still can't talk in proper human tongue chirped in agreement.

"Um..I'm sorry." Little Murderous Gaara-chan stuttered.

"No sweats~!" I waved my hands in a dismissal. The chaperones just stared at us like we were a bunch of weird entertainments.

So the next time we encountered a bandit camp, the adults gave us permission to wreck havoc in the camp, all while they're watching and waiting with first-aid kit.

"ARGHHH!H!"

"WHY?!

"FREAKING BRATS!"

"BLAARGH!"

"!"

Baby-Hinata and I used our whips, Neji-Weji made sure to coat his fingers in chakra whenever he do the hokey-pokey because he made holes in the person as well as their chakra system things, Riku and Hachi poked the eyes out of them and last but not least, I told Little Murderous Gaara-chan to make sure that he does creative things with his sand and BOYYYY WAS THAT ENTERTAINING.

He practically drowned the men in his sand, not sand burial, but the sand goes INTO the person's mouth and slowly fills up until they die.

I looked at the corpse he 'drowned' with fascination, ignoring my own corpse that fell down just as I hit to kill it...there was a person grabbing my ankle.

"Tell me. Why!?" He wailed. Oh, it looks like Baby-Hinata missed one because he was just missing an arm close to the heart, and both his legs. I grinned, knowing the best response to it.

"Cause I'm the bad guy, duh." I said before kicking him hard enough in the wound so it would effect the heart.

And just like that, he collapsed, bleeding out a lot more. Ooh, that looks fascinating.

When we finished playing around, we cleaned up.

"Are you kids alright?" Mitarashi-san yelled, jumping from the trees with a grace that befits a snake.

"Yuppie Yup!" I said, ignoring the horrified looks from Scarecrow.

My little cutie-pies nodded their heads. They didn't look like they're bleeding from anywhere.

"But I tripped..." Neji-Weji sulked so adorably, looking at his scraped knees.

Mitarashi-san took him by the hands, ignoring the amount of blood that was not his, and disinfected the wound to bandage it.

"There, all better. We gotta get ya a bath ready and soon." Mitarashi-san said before making Scarecrow find a river with his nose. Scarecrow looked at us hesitantly with regret filled in his eyes, before leaving to find what we needed.

I feel like while Anko likes the thrill and the killings, Kakashi is the type to do it all like 'It's my duty and I have to do it. There is no choice. It's either me or them.' yada yada yada. So yeah. Just think, little kids being all nonchalant and killing everyone with skills? Yeah, that's scary actually. No wonder there's lots of horror films about them.

Like, Kakashi would also think that it is his fault that if he had properly raised Naruto, then she wouldn't be like this -without any moral and stuff-. He still doesn't know that she has her memories.