Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

First and foremost, While this story has somewhat of a plot don't take it too seriously. Also, there will be no lemons though there will be moments where it will come close to that.

A/N: Let's face facts, Romeo is eventually going to grow up. He also happen to be one of the more mature guys of the Fairy Tail as well. There a lot of stories of there with him ending up with Wendy (Trust me I know I'm guilty of making those stories too). But how would it seem if other people saw him in another light? Such as not the guild's baby boy anymore. I'm not just talking Fairy Tail's girls, but girls from the other guilds as well. Not a series of one-shots, but one big story with other plots.

Let see how this goes. And remember this story is about Romeo's interaction with the women of the Fairy Tail world, at least those who are single(possibly married too). Rowen may happen in later chapter, it may not. I like to thank Celloplayer4ever, Zaphod Scotsman, aradhey gupta and sami sama 984 for the fav and follows. Also RainbowFire03, Variable Z, and the one guest for their reviews. Enjoy. Some feedback would be nice for this story.

Rated M: Adult situations, violence, language. This will be my first pure comedy story!

Ages:

Romeo: 17 going on 18 (Look at my profile page picture to see what he looks like)

Wendy: 16 going on 17 (technically 24) (Picture Wendy the way Reedus drew her in that picture.)

Cana: 23 (Technically 30)

Lisanna: 22 (technically 29)

Mest: too old for Wendy no matter how you look at it. Seriously.

A main focus point of this story will be how Romeo deals with the crazy women of the Fairy Tail world.

You should read my other story, Romeo Conbolt: Fire Incarnate, basically Romeo gifted in learning different types of fire base magics

Chapter 1

What a Lovely Day

"Oh, what a day, what a lovely day", Romeo groaned sarcastically as he sat around the guild hall watching everyone else go about their day. The guild's numbers have climbed in the past few years, back to its original numbers before Tenrou and then some. While there were loads of people Romeo could have been watching to help the day go by faster only a certain few tables caught his attention.

At one table were Natsu and Lucy flipping thru a house decoration book. A few years ago, after Natsu witness Igneel's death at the hands of Acnologia the Fire Dragon-Slayer fell into a deep depression. So deep that some members were worried that he might have become suicidal. He locked himself up in his shack for a whole week, talking to no one, not even Happy. Finally, after that one week Lucy had enough and pounded on his door demanding that he let her in. When he ignore her she said that she'll wait outside until he ready to talk to her and so she did. Enduring the cold nights and scorching days Lucy stay there only eating the food that Happy bought with him to the house every day, and laying in a sleeping bag she brought with her. Finally, after two weeks of this Natsu open the door and let her in. No one knows what happen between them but the next day Natsu was back at the Guild Hall with his goofy smile on his face and his arms wrap around Lucy; the week after he moved in with her along with Happy.

Romeo's eyes next fell on the table where Gray and Juvia were eating together while talking about a job they just got back from recently. The whole guild was caught-off guard the day Gray asks Juvia to be his girlfriend two years ago, of course none more so than Juvia herself. Romeo figure it had something to do with whatever occured between them in the days following the Tartaros incident. But to say Juvia was excited by this news would have been the understatement of the century. Her tears of happiness flooded the guild more than her tears of sadness ever did. Though she had to promise Gray she ease off a little with her obsession over him. Last year he asked her to move with her and to be frank not even Gajeel had ever seen her that happy.

Speaking of the Iron Dragon-Slayer, Gajeel was in the process of helping Levy plan out their wedding. That right, six months ago Gajeel finally grew a pair and propose to Levy while the guild was at the annual Sakura-Blossoms viewing earlier this year. It would have been pretty romantic if Levy didn't pass out from excitement. But what really surprise Romeo was how well Jet and Dory took it. Apparently Gajeel, in secret, obtained their permission for him to marry her. At least that's what Lily told everyone, though Gajeel vehemently denies this when asked. It probably helps that Jet and Dory (who been working out over the years and has finally gotten his old body shape back) have moved on from Levy and have each gotten girlfriends of their own.

The sound of a sword being sliding across a whetstone brought Romeo to the next person who love life has skyrocketed. Erza and Jellal have been meeting in secret for years when she goes out on missions. Because Jellal is still a wanted criminal even by the reform Magic Council, it would cause trouble for the guild and Erza if word got out. The only people who know of their secret meetings are the ones who people refer to as the "True Fairies". They're the ones who were at Tenrou Island and the ones who stay with the guild during those long seven years afterward.

The sound of a baby crying brought Romeo's attention to Elfman and Evergreen who were sitting at the table behind him. Evergreen was cradling their four-month-old son Hiko who had the Evergreen's hair but Elfman's eyes. The couple starting dating after the Grand Magic Games and after the war with Tartaros got engaged, in fact, they only got married two years ago. Everyone spoil the child but no one more than Mira and Lisanna, though the Thunder Tribe's guys and Laxus were a close second. Right now Elfman was trying to teach his son how to say the word manly, while Evergreen was doing her best to restrain herself from turning him to stone.

Everyone else has been doing okay too. Max got over his broom fetish and was dating Laki though Romeo suspected it had something to do with her Wood-Make Magic. Kinana was in the same situation as Erza when it came to Cobra, only it now easier since she was able to go on missions by herself. Mira was married to Freed of all people, which amazed Romeo cause he could have sworn that Freed swung the other way. Warren, Reedus, Nab (who was Droy's work out buddy) and Vijeeter each have gotten girls of their own from around town and have formed their own team together. Azlack and Bisca are still married with a second kid on the way (Bisca only a month pregnant), while Asuka has grown up to be a spirited eleven-year-old who is almost ready to join Fairy Tail as an official guild member. Though what has caught most of Romeo's attention nowadays along with everyone else was how the Potion Mage Polyusica has been hanging around the guild hall a lot more often recently, though Mira had said it might have something to due with a certain Fairy Tail Guild Master of ours. Wakaba and Macao still get stupid drunk and ogle all the pretty young girls the guild seems to get, not like they got anything better to do.

But this does bring Romeo to his current predicament. How is he, a well-muscled, mature, good-looking guy like him still single while almost everyone else has found someone?

Angelic laughter draws his attention to the table to his far-right and he is instantly reminded why.

For over there at the table, sitting way too close to one another for Romeo's liking was Mest Gryder with his arm draped over the beautiful Wendy Marvell who was sporting a glorious smile. That could be him over there sitting next to Wendy. But two years ago she hit him with the deadliest spell known to mankind: The Friendzone spell.In her mind most likely she still saw him as the six-year boy she met when she first came to Fairy Tail, and just wanted to be friends with Romeo. Then the next day she started dating Mest, which apparently no one had a problem with for some fuck-up reason. This hit Romeo pretty hard and sometimes he finds himself wishing that Mest died in that explosion that destroyed the Magic Council all those years ago. He knows he shouldn't be wishing that seeing how Mest is a fellow guild member, but sometimes he can't help it.

It has been a year and yet he was still hung up on her.

And yet here he was watching them from afar while sharing a table with a drunk piss-off Cana and a depress looking Lisanna complaining to one another about how Laxus and Bickslow dumped them.

"Oh what a day, what a lovely day indeed.", Romeo said once again as he turned to join in with the other two members of Fairy Tail who love lives are in the dumps, not knowing his life was about to change in a way that he couldn't even begin to imagine.

A/N: Cheer up Romeo, most of us have been hit by the Friendzone spell or know someone who has. What ya think so far? This chapter is just laying the groundwork for the rest of the story.