Surf's Up

You'll catch me surfing in Tempra,

Upon its icy seas.

Or basking on its warmer side,

Enjoying summer breeze.

You'll catch me surfing in Lyrie,

By many island shores.

Pirates try to stop my fun,

But their bodies hit the floor.

You'll catch me surfing in Gael,

Upon a rocky beach.

Free from elves and dwarves and Men,

Out of its cruel king's reach.

There is no place to surf in Nestra,

But still I have to try.

Find a place where land meets sea,

Under its cloudy sky.

And Vorbis, oh that strangest plane,

Waters cut off from me.

Oh to enter that strange realm,

To sample awesome seas.

And here I am, in plane of Strife,

Partaking in some trials.

All to battle the Dharkwave,

A threat at which I smile.

So let them come and let them fight,

Wipe them off the face of Earth.

I just want to get this done,

And return to the rad surf.