Dippers bad day

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper groaned. 10 hours! 10 hours of Stan making him lug around giant freakish statues! Everything hurt! Dipper entered the dark, quiet shack.

He was so tired! He could barely keep his eye open! It didn't help that he was covered in manure! Honestly, who builds statues out of manure?!

Dipper stumbled to the bathroom to have a shower. He tried to go to bed but collapsed hallway there on the couch and fell straight to sleep.

And that would be the end of our tail... or it would have been had Dipper in his sleep deprived state not forgotten to put his clothes back on...and wasn't currently laying spread out in front of Mabel and her entire slumber party...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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