Chapter 15 - I'm Going to Kill You, Chap.

When Lavi woke up the next morning, he immediately realized he was still at Allen's house. He sat up in the bed he'd spent the night in with a sigh before checking the time. His single emerald eye widened when he saw the clock was showing half past noon. He stood in less than a second and made his way to the first floor. He stopped in his rush to the front door and backtracked a few steps when he saw the three vampires sitting in the kitchen.

"Where are you going?" Tyki looked up when he heard Lavi run through.

"I gotta go, Kanda's going to kill me!" Lavi laughed awkwardly.

"Sorry. I should have woke you up sooner." Allen said with a nervous smile.

"Nah, it's fine." Lavi shook his head and grinned. He took a moment to try to fix his wild mess of hair while he grabbed his items from the table.

"Do you need help getting back?" Road asked, speaking past a lollipop which was sitting in the corner of her mouth.

Pocketing his keys, Lavi shook his head again. "No, thanks. I don't wanna disturb you guys."

"It's no bother but if that's what you want." Allen smiled. "Good luck with the demon. You know where to go if he kicks you out."

"Pft, he can't keep me out," Lavi smirked. "I'll see you later, anyway." He waved and hurried out the door.

It didn't take very long for Lavi to get home. The streets were surprisingly empty for lunch time on a Saturday but he didn't complain as it got him home faster. Pulling out his keys, he got to the door and silently prayed Kanda hadn't changed the lock yet. He sighed in relief as the door unlocked and he walked into his apartment.

Just as he thought he was safe from the wrath known as Kanda, he saw the man standing further in, as if he'd been anticipating Lavi. And knowing Kanda, that might very well be the case.

"With the vampire again?" Kanda questioned with annoyance. "What's the excuse this time?"

"Excuse?" Lavi huffed. "I told you I was staying!" He purposely avoided the 'excuse'. If he wanted to be truthful (which he had to be with Kanda anyway, damned demon could smell a lie a mile away), then he'd have to say something along the lines of having to help Allen with his other vampire friends, or because he'd been exhausted after crying his heart out like a baby over nothing. He coughed and shook his head. Yes, he'd definitely rather avoid having to explain.

Kanda's already thin eyes narrowed further. "When did you get to be so much of a coward you can't even come up with something?" the demon groaned.

"Coward?" Lavi echoed, feeling the slightest bit of hurt at the comment. He pushed it away, however, since it was Kanda. Everything the man said was harsh, that's just how he is. "You're so mean, Yu~"

Narrowed eyes seemed to turn blood red at the name, but only long enough to wonder if they really changed or if it was just Lavi's imagination playing tricks on him. "What have I said about calling me that?" Kanda practically growled.

"That you were fine with it?" Lavi smiled innocently.

Within an instant, a blade was next to Lavi's throat. "Don't make me regret saving your ass that day…"

"Kidding, kidding~" Lavi laughed, feeling a bead of sweat run down his neck in his nervousness. "You wouldn't kill me, right, Yu~?"

"Keep calling me that and I just might!" Kanda yelled angrily.

Lavi rose his hands in surrender. "Fiiiine, I'll stop. Scout's honor."

Kanda lowered his sword but the glare remained. "You weren't a scout."

"I sure wasn't." Lavi snickered and wandered farther into their apartment now that he wasn't in threat of being decapitated.

"You stayed over there longer than usual. You moving out?" Kanda asked with a mild smirk, following behind Lavi.

"Oh, you wish." Lavi laughed at the almost dismayed look on Kanda's face when he said that. "I just ended up sleeping in."

"When the hell did you go to sleep?" Kanda questioned with a raised eyebrow. "You never sleep in that late."

"You know, I really have no idea." Lavi sighed and shrugged after a moment's contemplation. He plopped down onto the couch, immediately propping his feet on the coffee table in front of it.

Kanda glared at the feet on the table. Though it wasn't really clean before, that didn't mean it didn't annoy him. "Off." He said, leaving Lavi to figure out what he meant. The samurai was almost positive the red head couldn't be so stupid as to not understand what was adding to his annoyance.

Fortunately for Lavi, he did indeed figure it out from the agitated glares Kanda sent to his feet and sat upright, placing them back down on the floor. "Didn't know you were germophobic~" He sang what was supposed to be an apology.

"I'm not. I just don't want to clean up more than I already have to. God forbid you actually clean your own apartment." Kanda said, glancing at the red heads room that he refused to willingly enter.

"Hey, I keep everything in an organized mess! I know where everything is." Lavi defended himself.

"Congratulations," Kanda said with a sarcastic tone, his arms crossed over his chest. "That doesn't stop it from being disgusting."

"Yeah, yeah, that's just what you think, clean freak." Lavi rolled his eye and grinned.

Kanda glared at Lavi for a moment before groaning at the realization that the topic had been changed. He put his head in his hand and slowly massaged his temple. "You're headache inducing…"

"Maybe you should lay down if you're feeling unwell~" Lavi sang with a mischievous grin.

"I think I'd feel better if I hit you…" Kanda mumbled under his breath as he walked to his room, shutting and locking the door behind him. Lavi snickered and decided to make himself at home and turned on the television.

Pyro: Welp~ It's short but it's an update right? Internet started getting troublesome for someone so we couldn't get on at the same times. But we have something new that I'd like to ask you guys about. Looking around, we realized we have quite a few roleplays - mostly unfinished - that would probably be cool fics. So here's the thought: We upload the raw rp's and if enough people think they're good enough or worthy of being a story, we'll edit them and re-up as actual fanfics. Tell us if you guys would be up for that or not in the reviews, 'kay? Also, we have two other stories we started up but didn't get that far into that I've been wanting to upload so give your thoughts on those too if you please~

Exo: (Sorry the neighbor fucked up the internet) (Actually I'm the one who originally fucked it up the first time around but he did it the second time) (ง •̀_•́)ง For the raw rp's they'd be solely in action form (e.g: Name: *Does an action* Enter words here.) So if you guys are fine reading stuff like that to see if you'd like to have it made into something legit, just let us know~! But beware: We get OOC in those and we become repetitive. If you actually like the ones we upload we'll take care of that, of course.

Pyro: And a lot of stupidity happens. A lot like in this really… Just that shit usually get's cut out when I edit it… But yeah. Almost four years of raw RP's just sitting around. So tell us what you think in reviews! Bai~!

Fuck ups: 15 (After Edits: 23)

Outtakes:

Pyro: Chap name?

Exo: I dunno why but I thought you were using an accent to say "chap" and I died xD *makes chapter title*

Pyro: GDI XD

Exo: Sorry not sorry

Pyro: Is that the legit chap name? XD

Exo: yeah~~~

Pyro: Wtf… XD

Pyro: *listening to Dodger and Cry play Dandelion, trying to write for Kanda* FML! Cry! STFU! You and your fake ass aussie accent are confusing the shit out of me!

Exo: Lol? XDDD You're confusing the shit out of me and I'm sTILL MAD AF ABOUT YOU MAKING HIM CALL ME A BITCH BUT I'M ALSO LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY

Pyro: I said I was sorry! Coffee makes me a bitch okay!?

Exo: I hold grudges 3 :)))

Pyro: I noticed!

Exo: Ha~ :))))))

Pyro: Fuck you…

Exo: Only on the weekends and DAMMIT COMPUTER STOP THAT SHIT! :c Imma trash it I swear…

Pyro: Ha~ :)

Exo: Bitch shut the fuck up, I'll fight you o=o!

Pyro: Try me bitch!

Pyro: I might be in trouble…

Exo: Why?

Pyro: One of my teachers gave me a Starbucks gift card… XD

Exo: FuCKING NO!

Pyro: XDDDDDD She doesn't know what happens and was like "Here ya go~" I saw it and started laughing so damn hard!

Exo: Please no XDDD

Pyro: I'll make sure it's not during a stream xD

Exo: Gaia please xD

Pyro: I hope you know, I've never had this thing called 'self control'...

Exo: I'm aware XD

Pyro: Good~ THEN WHY DO YOU FIGHT ME!?

Exo: Because I'm a bitch and I love it~

Pyro: And that's why I went to the beautiful Cry-dono~!

Exo: Fuck you…

Pyro: :) And that's how I win~

Exo: I repeat, fuck you.

Pyro: :D love you~

Exo: Uh huh :l

Pyro: I do~!

Exo: XD next time don't fucking drink coffee!

Pyro: I've been avoiding it xD

Pyro: XD I'm the best dumbass in the world xD

Exo: How so?

Pyro: Playing with a pocket knife and it decided to open on it's own and it cut my hand... XD

Exo: Good fucking job XD

Pyro: Dude it's so stupid because this knife, if you open it less than half way, it'll slam back shut but instead it decided to open xD it's just a scratch but still enough to bleed xD

Exo: That's not good... XD

Pyro: Right? XD It's my first and favorite pocket knife and yet it betrayed me…

Exo: Happens~

(Pyro wanted a thing and didn't get it)

Exo: MUAHAHAHA THE WILL OF FIRE WON THIS BATTLE!

Pyro: FUCK YOU! DON'T MAKE ME MAKE AN RP WHERE ONE OF THE GUYS IS A WHORE OR RAPIST!

Exo: THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR?! ... Sans the fact either of the two would be totally interesting...

Pyro: Because you try to avoid it! XD also, it kinda goes in line with the weird thought I had the other day... What if Lavi was an incubus?

Exo: Fucking yes~! And I had this random thought of how they would react if they were betrayed by friends O.o attempted murder or rape...

Pyro: KANDA TRIES TO RAPE!? I can see Lena trying to whore herself out to one of them though... What if one of Komui's potions falls on them and it makes them sexually irresistible but it doesn't affect each other

Exo: Pft... Hence the rape?

Pyro: We all know Kanda don't words.

Exo: Omg... That and random scientists/finders?

Pyro: Dude, whoever gets near them will basically be screaming "Let me take off your pants" xD

Exo: More like they'll be doing it... They're gonna fucking hate the Order again XD

Pyro: Komui will find a way to fix it and the boys will never see anyone the same way again xD and I think everyone will think they're a little sexier

Exo: They'd be terrified xD