(Gravity Falls AU. After Sock Opera, The season 1 finale, and Blendin's game. Robbie acquired an evil elixir from Bill. Using it, he turned himself into an immense, lizard-like creature killing many folks in the town, unfortunately, Dipper was amongst them. The entire Pines Family and town was sent into despair. Not only from losing many loved ones, but their potential savior as well. One person though, was NOT one to let this slide. She was able to find a cure for this in Dipper's Journal, using a backlight. Her name: Wendy Corduroy. We join her as she drives to the Gravity Falls cemetery, two days after the attack, as the cure took that long to make, with the cure and tools to recover what was left of her most important friend.)

Wendy- I am probably breaking so many laws right now. But it doesn't matter. Mabel is threatening to take her own life, and I know WHO she needs to stop that.
*Wendy finishes Digging up Dipper's grave and grabs the cure*
Wendy- let's hope this works...
*Wendy opens Dipper's mouth and pours the entire vial down his body's throat*
*Dipper's body begins to change to a natural color, then starts to reach natural body temperature. His chest starts moving, breathing slowly. His eyes then open weakly*
Dipper- W... Wen... Wendy...?

(Wendy gets happy tears and smiles at her revived Dipper)

Wendy(Whisper): Dipper…..I…I'm so glad you're back.^^
Dipper: Ugh…*Groan*…Where…..are we Wendy?

Wendy- the Cemetary...
Dipper- why're... we here...?
Wendy- you died, but your journal had a cure. But we gotta get going. Mabel's been making threats on taking her own life. I need you to stop her!
Dipper- alright... but... I can't walk...
Wendy- It's OK, I'll carry you.

(She gently puts Dipper in the Car, as they drive to the shack. At the Shack, things are just gloomy and sad. Grunkle Stan has closed the place down for a while, Soos can't bring himself to fix stuff, and Mabel, well…..she's a WRECK. Not even the combined consolation of Waddles, Candy, Grenda, OR Pacifica can even make her SLIGHTLY happy. They're all sad as well)

Stan(Glum monotone): Soos There's your pickup truck. Wendy returned it.

Soos(Sadly): Should I be glad or something? I can't even SHOWER or stuff. I'm not seeing a point to going on without the coolest dude around. NO good can come out of these events.

Wendy- you ready?
Dipper- Ready as I'll ever be...
*Wendy lifts Dipper out and carries him in*
*Needing both arms to hold Dipper, she kicks the door to knock on it*
Stan- ugh... why?
*Stan opens the door and his jaw drops*
Wendy- uh... surprise?
Stan- Wendy... Dipper... how? what? huh?
Wendy- long story Mr. Pines...
Soos- Mr. Pines... who is... DIPPER!
*Soos runs forward, accidentaly knocking Stan over and pulls Dipper out of Wendy's arms, hugging him tightly!*
Soos- so glad your back dude!
Dipper- Soos! Cant.. breathe!
Wendy- Soos! I just brought him back! Don't kill him all over again!
Soos- huh? Oh yeah...
*Soos sets Dipper down, Dipper standing unsteadily*
Wendy- he's still pretty weak.
Stan- I'll put him on the couch. *Lifts Dipper up and carries him into the living room* Soos, you go get Mabel, she needs to know about this.
Soos- on it!

~upstairs...~
Mabel- girls... I... I... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Candy- Mabel, you must stop saying this.
Grenda- your brother would want you to move on.
Mabel- How do YOU know?! You don't know him like I did! Dipper and I came into the world together, and we should've LEFT this world together!
*Mabel stands up and grabs a pillow*
Mabel- Pacifica, push this into my face until I stop moving.
Pacifica- Mabel... I... I can't do THAT! The Northwest Family Name has enough hidden evil deeds!
Mabel- if you loved my brother, then you'll want me to be with him!
*The door to the room flies open*
Soos- Hambone... you need to get downstairs...

Mabel: DON'T COME IN HERE UNLESS YOU HAVE A GUN! I NEED DIPPER HERE!
Soos: Wish granted!

(Soos tackles Mabel, and with Candy and Grenda helping, are barely able to wrestle her downstairs. Dipper just drank nearly an entire gallon of water)

Wendy: Thirsty?^^
Dipper: Well, going without water like I just did, really does the job.^^

(The group hears Mabel screaming)

Stan- uh-oh... seems like Mabel's pretty hard to wrangle.
Wendy- they might not be able to get her down here in time. Dipper...
Dipper- I think I can make it
*Wendy helps Dipper off the couch and he walks towards the stairs*
*Mabel bites Soos arm and he lets go*
Soos- OW! Hambone!
*Candy and Grenda lose their grip and Mabel falls down the stairs*
*Just as Dipper makes it to the bottom of the stairs, Mabel lands at the bottom*
Mabel- ow... *looks up* D-Dip-Dipper?
Dipper- hey sis...

(Mabel smiles and starts crying happy tears)

Mabel: Dipper? DIPPER! I didn't survive the fall! I'm with you again!

Dipper: Mabel, you survived, actually.

Mabel- what?
Dipper- journal. Potion. Wendy. Add all those three and, I'm back.
Mabel- oh... Dipper!
*Mabel jumps up and grabs Dipper holding him tight, kissing him on each cheek a dozen times*

Dipper: Woah!
MAbel: I wanted to stop all of this! I…..was a shadow of my former self! I'm WHOLE!

(She embraces her brother and starts snuggling and nuzzling him)

Dipper- You need your better half, and I need mine... *Dipper hugs Mabel back*

(Wendy picks them both up in her arms and sits back on the couch, cradling the snuggling twins)

Mabel: Everything about you is my other half, Bro-Bro.^^(makes a purring sound) I'm nowhere without you.
Dipper: Same here.^^
Mabel: Naw, you've proven that without me, you're awesome. (Nuzzles Dipper more) You're clean! How'd THAT happen?
Dipper: Maybe it was the Elixir. When I got back into by reconstructed form, all my systems healed.
Wendy: Not all of them, Pal.
Dipper: What do you mean?

(Wendy then gives Dipper a big, soft kiss on his lips)

Wendy: Your heart needed some repairs in other ways.

Dipper- my hearts beating much faster now.
Soos- Uh guys... what should we do if Robbie finds out?

Wendy(Panicked): Oh my gosh! He'll try the same thing again!
(She hugs Dipper in a protective way, while Mabel slips out and walks away, not drawing attention)

Grenda: I'LL save Dipper! (She gets in front of the couch and flexes)
Pacifica: I'll SUE Robbie!
Candy: Where is Mabel?

Soos: I dunno. (He sees his tool closet open) Hey! Who opened my closet?

(He then checks on his tools)

Soos: Dudes, I'm missing a machete! (He then sees the gift shop door is open, with Waddles looking outside) I think I know where Mabel went, and it's NOT good!

Candy- why do YOU own a machete?
Soos- to cut weeds. but that's not important! We gotta stop Mabel before she makes it to Robbie's place!

(Meanwhile, trudging through the heavy rain, Mabel was nearing the Valentino's place. The machete in her hands shining in the lamp's light, she was ready for revenge!)

Stan- hey, my antique lamp is gone too.
Dipper- that doesn't matter, we gotta stop Mabel before its to late! ...and with all this rain, she's probably gonna catch a cold.
Wendy- Soos, I'll drive. I know how to break laws without getting caught.
Soos- , Grenda, Pacifica, it's best that u stay here with Mr. Pines. We'll handle bringing Mabel back.

*thru the rain, Mabels barely able to see Robbie's house*
Mabel- Robbery Valentino... I'M COMING FOR YOU!

Candy: Dipper should stay with us.

(At the Valentino home, Mabel is let in by Robbie's Parents, who are as creepily cheery as ever.)

Mr. Valentino: Robbie's upstairs!
Mrs. Valentino: He's not quite himself. Hee hee!

Mabel- oh... I'll take care of that.

Dipper- no, I have to go, I'm the only one who can talk some sense into Mabel.
Wendy- then let's go!
*Dipper, Wendy, And Soos get in the truck and head to Robbie's, hoping to see Mabel along the way.*

Dipper: I don't see her anywhere!
Wendy: Dang it. I know Robbie's evil, but Mabel doesn't need blood on her hands! I brought the elixir with us, for precaution.
Dipper: Good thinking!

(Mabel slowly advances to Robbie's room, wondering what the hormone-crazed lunatic was sort of feeling, because Robbie is a monster to Mabel)

*little does Mabel know, Robbie has no memory of what happened. Bill had him under mind-control*

(Mabel knocks on his door)

Mabel(Singing): Oh Rooooooooooobbieeeeeeee?
Robbie: Who's there?

(Mabel slams the door open, snarling)

Mabel: Karma, you monster! (She pulls out the machete)

Robbie- WHAT THE HELL?!
Mabel- you killed my brother, now prepare to DIE!
Robbie- look, girl, whatever you're talking about, you're wrong. I've been in my room all weekend.
Mabel- LIAR! Don't try to wriggle out of this, just accept your death like a man, not a COWARD!

Robbie: Get AWAY from me!
Mabel(Crazed): I'll transform you into a pile of hamburger meat! (Starts swinging) I declare warfare on people who are morons for no reason AND for reasons!
Robbie: Stop that!

(They're running around the room)

Mabel: You chicken-blowing pile of hormones! Treating a friend of mine like your freakin' PROPERTY, and now THIS!

Robbie- I don't know what you're talking about! LEAVE ME ALONE!
Mabel- NO!
*Unbeknownst to them, Bill is watching*
Bill- yes, after shooting star slays my puppet, I shall use her instead...

Mabel doesn't know that the group arrived outside)

Mabel: You pile of teeth gunk! When I'm done, I'll use what's left of you as bait for FISH!
Robbie: Metal-Mouth!
Mabel: THAT's the best you could come up with, chimpanzee molester?! Hyaah! (Swings machete)

*in her Fury, Mabel has lost her focus and she misses, making it pierce thru the wall*
Mabel- DAMMIT!
*Wendy, Dipper and Soos charge in, almost tramping Robbie's parents and rushing up to his room*

Dipper: MABEL!
Wendy: You'll just get blood on your conscience!

(Mabel stops attacking for a breather.)

Mabel: Don't worry, fellas! Ol' Hormone Breath is nearly out of energy! He's a nasty old *******, but I'll fix this.

Dipper- Mabel, I'm back, you don't need to do anything! There's no need for revenge!
Mabel- Yes there is! You're not the only one he killed!
Robbie- I didn't kill ANYONE! I haven't left my room all weekend, I swear!
Soos- dude, that's an outright lie.
Robbie- NO IT'S NOT!
Wendy- seriously Robbie, you're actually lying about NOT turning into a giant lizard monster and rampaging thru town?
Robbie- what the heck are you talking about? All I remember is falling asleep here in my room, but for some reason I woke up downstairs this morning.

(The group drags Robbie outside, showing him the mass graves)

Wendy: If my mind wasn't weakened by creeps, I'd NEVER have went out with you at ALL, Robbie!
Dipper: Is THIS your idea for revenge?!
Mabel: First Wendy, then trying to drive a wedge between my Bro-Bro and I on Summerween, attempting to brainwashWendy into being a love-SLAVE, now THIS! WHAT in the name of Twilight Sparkle could cause THIS?! (Pulls Machete out)

Robbie: Y'know, I liked you better as a ditzy, brainwashed girl. I'd never have a chance otherwise! As for you twins, I don't CARE!

Dipper- that's it. Mabel; finish the job.
Mabel- I'm on it.
Soos- Dudes, hold up!
Mabel- oh, what now?! Can't you just let me have my vengeance?!
Soos- dudes, I think there's something worse going on here. Robbie's not the bad guy; he's just a puppet. Someone ELSE is pulling the strings.
Wendy- and who would that be?
new voice- only one guess!

(Bill appears!)

Wendy: Oh GREAT. Mr. Sunshine is here!
Bill: I take offense at that, Ice Bag!
Robbie: WHAT?!
Dipper: Why do you bother us, Bill?
Mabel: Can't you stop using humans as slaves? I thought you learned after Dipper and I kicked your backside a week ago!
Bill: Well, Pine Tree and Shooting Star are the biggest threats to my plans, so I CAN'T just let you two be.

(Mabel takes out her grappling hook)

Mabel: This thing saved our butts before, and it'll do so again!
(She fires the hook at the creature's right eye, giving it a black eye)
Lizard Monster: You two ENTERED this world together, now LEAVE it together!

Mabel- actually... I entered five minutes before Dipper!
*Mabel shoots the grappling hook at the monster's shoulder and hoists them up, narrowly missing his grasp*
*Dipper and Mabel climb onto his back where he can't reach*
Bill- hmmm... didn't calculate that in my plan. Oh well... ROBBIE! GET QUESTION MARK!
Wendy- who?
Soos- he means me! *Soos tries to run off, but Robbie catches him*
Dipper- Oh NO you don't!
*Dipper and Mabel climb onto his head and cover both his eyes, making him unable to see, and Robbie roars in rage*
Mabel- How do you like THIS!
*Mabel pulls on his eye-lid and it snaps back, hitting him right in the eye, Dipper doing the same*
*Robbie roars in pain and he lets go of Soos, who lands safely on his pick-up truck*
Soos- good thing I had a mattress in here.

Bill: You kids are ANNOYING ME!

(The lizard monster makes a roar like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park)

Lizard-Monster: You two will suffer for eons!

Mabel- humans don't live that long!
*Punches Robbie in the eye, accidentally punching into it*
Mabel- EW! Eye-goop...

Lizard-Monster: Your souls, who you twins are, will both SUFFER!

(Attempts to chomp her)

Dipper- OH NO YOU DON'T! *Grabs Mabel and shoots the grappling hook downward, and they slide down to the ground safely*
Mabel- so glad I added the zip-line attachment.
Wendy- guys, we aren't winning this thing! We need to find a way to stop Robbie!
Dipper- that's NOT Robbie, it's just a monster in Robbie's body, and BILL is pulling the strings! We need to beat BILL, not Robbie.

Mabel: I know what do do! (She grows super huge and round, jumps and SQUASHES Bill)
Dipper: WOAH. You need to lose weight.
Mabel(DEEP voice) : Mabel HUNGRY! ROFL

Wendy- ...how'd she do that?
Dipper- magic crystals.

Mabel: No, I used imagination powers!

Soos- I thought those only worked in the mind-scape.
Dipper- well, Bill isn't perfect. He probably caused a rip in the mind-scape and the real-world, causing it so we can use what we do in the mind HERE in the real world... which means...
*Dipper immediately rapid ages until he's 15*

(That REALLY turns Wendy on)

Dipper: Mabel! Launch the villain!
Mabel: Gotcha, Bro-Bro!

(She throws Bill into the air with her immense arms, then Dipper ninja-jumps to her giant belly, ricocheting off her, and slamming Bill into the lizard-monster)

Dipper and Mabel: TWIN POWER!

*Bill shatters into pieces and the lizards scales shed and fall everywhere until all that's left is Robbie... in his underwear...*
Robbie- ugh... what just happened?

Dipper: You were turned into a lizard-monster! Ha ha!
Mabel: You also tried to kill us again! What's with your Whatever-you-have-in-place-of-a-BRAIN?

Robbie- but it WASN'T me!
Wendy- we get that now, Bill had you under his control.
Soos- so we'll let you off the hook.
Mabel- but you better leave us alone.
Robbie- understood. What happened to the kids?!

Soos: Imagination power?

Wendy- Robbie, I may still be mad at you, but I still care. You should get inside before you get sick.
Robbie- you just wanna kiss Dipper without me watching.
Wendy- ...that, too.
Robbie- whatever, I'm going.

(Robbie goes inside)

Dipper: Well, heh, I guess Mabel and I will be like this for a while.
Wendy: Sounds like a dream come true! (She embraces Dipper and kisses him passionatley)
Dipper: Mmmmm^^

Mabel(Still massive and bloated): Mabel wants donuts!

Dipper- I think I know a solution to this... Mabel, are you holding your breath?
*Mabel nods*
Dipper- well, stop.
*Mabel exhales and begins to deflate*

Wendy: Stay like I am for just a while?
Dipper: I've got all my life thanks to you, Wendy.(Smiles)

*Wendy kisses him again*
Dipper- you realize this may only be temporary, right?
Wendy- I don't care...

Soos: Let's all go home. I need a shower.

(Later, in the Twins' room, Mabel and the girls are spying on Dipper and Wendy from under Mabel's blankets. Dipper and Wendy are in bed together, but not sexually)

Dipper: My bed outfit feels TIGHT.
Wendy: Well, you ARE much taller than before.^^

(They snuggle)

Dipper- maybe I'll have Wendy make me another pair until I shrink back down to my regular size... and YES, I know you and your friends are watching, Mabel!

Mabel: We just want a photo.

Dipper- your camera's out of film.
Mabel- it's a...
Dipper- the digital's battery died.
Mabel- well there's...
Dipper- your phone's downstairs.
Pacifica- you don't plan things out well, do you Mabel?
Mabel- nope, that's what Dipper's for.

Pacifica: Why is it we trusted you with the camera?

Mabel- I'm the only one who can get a good shot. I'm the Scrap-book expert!

Pacifica: By morning, he'll be back to his old self.
Candy: I want Dipper.^^

Mabel- sorry girls, he's Wendys.
Pacifica- for now...
Dipper- that's it
*pulls Mabel's blanket off her bed*
Dipper- all of you, OUT! Quit spying on us.

(The girls all quickly exit the room)

Pacifica: I've still got the projector.
Grenda: Can you make US into TEENS?!
Pacifica: In the morning.

(The next morning, it's pouring rain outside, Dipper is 12 and his normal height again. Wendy is still snuggled up with him, and she wakes up first)

Wendy(whispers): Hey, Dipper!
Dipper(softly): Wha…..Wendy!
Wendy: Did you get a good night's sleep?
Dipper: Well, considering what happened, yeah. Mom and Dad said "hi".

Wendy: Oh yeah…..the eighteen-wheeler. Ouch.

Dipper: I still miss them lots.

Wendy: You spent some time with them during those two days?
Dipper: Some time. They said that our lives would be long and great.
Wendy: It's still early, and it's raining, we can stay for a while, still.
Dipper: Sounds nice.

(They snuggle now)

Dipper: Mmmmm. I love you, Wendy.^^
Wendy: I love you too, Dipper.^^

Wendy- Dipper... are you crying?
Dipper- I... never thought you'd say that to me.
Wendy- well it's true. I couldn't bear being without you. If I'm willing to throw myself into the bottomless pit from not being friends with you, maybe we should be more than just friends.

Dipper(Blush): Even so, we should probably wait until we're older before dating.
Wendy: My thoughts exactly.

Dipper- I can wait if u can.
Wendy- deal.
*they kiss*

(The girls are watching from a crack in the door, they've become teens due to the projector)

Pacifica: Should we go in there?
Candy: They probably don't wanna talk about the eighteen-wheeler.