Hello again to curious readers. So got bored and can't bring up enough inspiration so had to find it somewhere. By reading this, you might figure out what I been into at the time. And with reading a great deal of psychopath fics, so why not make my own?

So here's Round 2 of 'Akun50 Challenge: Unique Power-up'.

Disclaimers: I don't even think this is necessary since this is 'the old song and dance number'.

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"I'll admit fighting with four guns is impressive. But these girls haven't failed me yet."

"They are beautiful; it's a shame that they are being manhandled by such a brute."

Kakashi have always believed in the saying of 'looking underneath the underneath'. When he took the opportunity to be a Jounin-sensei, he prepares himself for what might be expected of his wards. So after completing his daily rituals (coughIchacough), he delves a bit into his student's profiles to deal with Sasuke's trauma, Naruto's isolation and Sakura's insecurities.

Yet all those planning appear to be for nothing because these are clearly not his students.

He has expected the Uchiha to still be a brooding emo since yesterday. Yet here he is; talking animatedly with a cocky grin on his face. What complimented Sasuke's change of attitude is the change of wardrobe; the most prominent is the red coat. Kakashi took into account that the boy was holding a L-shaped object but the most eye-catching was the sword with a very intricate and wicked (not the slang, the weapon truly looks demonic) detail on his back.

He also noticed something that he failed from afar. Sasuke was noticeably taller and filled up in ways that would make the opposite sex drool. And that was shockingly the same discovery when he turned to the one he thought was Sakura.

How'd she got those dangerous curves made him fear for those forbidden territories. The sight was made more illegal with all the straps and leathers that accentuated every movement. Her new hairstyle and glasses gives her a mature guise that was making it very awkward for someone. It wasn't helping how she uncrossed her legs and stretched to attach an object to her heel that looks similar with that of Sasuke's.

Not wanting to know how far she can bend, Kakashi made his presence known. "Hey, K-sensei. It's about time you got here."

Still not used to his new up-beat personality, he noticed when Sasuke took a bite of something. Seeing a box with a slice left, Kakashi decided to ask. "Sasuke, what is that?"

"Pizza." He answered the obvious after swallowing.

"And why do you have it?" hoping to get to the point across. "What? I was hungry." Afraid not.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat breakfast?"

"Is listening part of the test? You said not to eat because we might puke. And trust me; a good pizza will never betray me, except if they have olives! How can people eat those things?" Kakashi was torn between impressed and annoyed that the loophole was found.

"I do believe that's what you said yesterday. But if you have seen his manners a while ago, you might just do it anyway." Sakura stood up and arched her back to loosen something. She has an 'A' in seduction. Any higher and he know he's in a lot of trouble.

"And Sakura… what are you wearing?" while turning away and hoping to resist any tempting ideas.

He wasn't sure if it was intentional when she turned around to apply make-up. "Oh, I woke up one day and this came to mind. I think it suits me just fine." He was betting that it was on purpose because her hair was the only thing restricting their view from her back and it was a tad bit windy today.

"And I like it." Sasuke unashamedly admit while enjoying the sight.

"Down, boy." was her sassy rebuke.

The Jounin was questioning this turn of events before he remembered something that can be used to defuse their flirting. "Oh… key… Now where's Naruto?" They looked to each other and shrugged their shared lack of knowledge.

Sighing on how this day was turning out, he decided to give them a chance. He has no room to talk about punctuality "There's still some time left. So if you don't want to fail, you better start looking for him."

"That won't be necessary." A deep yet cold voice came from behind him. Kakashi wasn't sure how it was possible. All morning his instinct keeps telling him that there was a threat following him. He ignored it claiming to be overthinking it when he had a job to do. Now it was magnified to the level of 'Flee on Sight'. Yet he felt an irrational fear to turn around as whoever it was moved besides him.

Looking to his side, he caught sight of the final member of his team. And the sight… was unbelievable. For one, the prankster is no longer the shortest in his generation. Second was that the only thing orange was the circular sunglasses as he was now clad in a stylish suit topped by a red hat and coat.

The Uzumaki stopped when he is in front of his team mates, sporting a smile. But unlike the usual light-hearted one he was associated with, this was far darker.

His teammate appears to be ignoring this as Sasuke whistled. "Nice entrance and dig the threads."

Sakura nodded as she appraised the blonde with certain glint in her eyes. "I have to agree. You look ravishing."

"And what am I, chopped liver?" Sakura just offhandedly waved it off as she continued to critique Naruto's new style. "Oh hush now, I did say you make bad boys look good. He just pulled class and danger quite splendidly."

The blonde just chuckled in amusement of his soon to be teammates. "Why thank you, my dear. You're not bad yourself." His grin grew wider revealing longer and sharper than normal canines. "In fact, you look good enough to eat."

"Pizza?" Sasuke half-heartedly offered an already bitten piece.

"I don't think that a mere slice would do for this kind of hunger." She casually corrected with a hand on her hip, most missing the fact that something was strapped there.

Her current companion just shrugged as he finished it in a bite. "Meh… More for me."

But before he can organize anything, a large cloud of dust blinded him. Then the sounds of explosion can be heard as the earth shook. Still confused on what's going on, Kakashi thanked his experience and luck that he was able to dodge whatever was headed his way. Realizing that he might get caught in crossfire, he erected an earth wall. But the impacts were so powerful that stopping the flow of chakra for even a second would be disastrous. Then suddenly, all fell silent. When he judged that it might be considerably safe, the Cyclops took a peek.

The dust clears to reveal Naruto holding identical weapons and pointing it to his teammates. Sasuke and Sakura were also aiming there's forming a deadlock. He might not have been able to see their confrontation, but the killing intent was staggering for a batch of newly minted Genin. What was more unsettling was that they each had a big smile on their face as they regarded one another.

"This power…," Naruto's deep voice broke the silence as he turned to his classroom crush. "…it's been so long since I felt this. You Umbra Witch were a rare treat."

"And you're quite exotic yourself, Nosferatu." Sakura complimented with a wink.

"And a Nephilim too. To come across your endangered race, the son of that man no less!" His grin grew wider as sinister laughter permeated the air. "It must be my lucky day!"

"Yeah and I haven't seen a mug as ugly as yours in quite a while either." Sasuke smugly taunted. He then looked to the only female combatant, more specifically the weapon levelled at him while he did the same. "And why are you pointing that at me?"

She tried to act innocent like she just realised it. "Hmmm… I thought a threesome would be fun." was her shameless reply.

He just gave her a deadpan before glancing lower. "You could have pointed that one instead."

Even her giggle sounds sensual. "Oh… I bet you'll like that."

"EVERYONE! STAND DOWN!" The weight was lightened, even if it was for a minute, as their attention was turned elsewhere. Specifically: a slowly hysterical Jounin. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

"Hey! He started it!" The Uchiha argued but quickly turned back to his opponent. "But I know damn well I can finish it!"

"Hehehe… Arrogant aren't we?" The Uzumaki plainly stated, amused despite his life was on the line.

"Oh, you know how Mr. Pot is, Mr. Kettle." Ms. Haruno calmly shrugged, but the guns never left their targets.

This earned her another deadpan. "You're one to talk, Ms. Pan."

He didn't think it would be good on record to lose his squad, to each other no less, on the first day. "I don't care! Put those things away! That's an order or do you want to go back to the academy?"

"You said that we're not yet Genin. Does this count as insubordination?" It made sense, but Kakashi was having none of that. "Ok, ok, sheesh." Sasuke reluctantly complied as he turned his attention to Naruto.

Kakashi tried to muster up a glare befitting of his rank, but the boy seems to outlast and outclass him. A minute and the intensity was slowly overpowering him, before Naruto merely growled while hiding his weapons. "Be thankful that my master gave explicit orders concerning you for I answer to no one but her." And he can't help but mentally agree.

Sakura only pouted as she stored her guns away. "Bugger! And I didn't make any time for pillow talk." Shocked that Sakura might even know what it meant, he summed up who he is supposed to teach: a trio of scandalous, blood-thirsty delinquents.

What the hell happened to these kids? The clothes, the attitude, the skills, the bloodlust! Heck he felt like they aged far more than himself. And right now, he felt that they are hiding something… Something he was slowly dreading to find out. He might as well start the test to fail them. Hopefully another year will sort this out, right?

"Today I am to test whether you are fit to be shinobi. Thus the Survival Test." He brought out the tools needed as their focus was on him. "Your job is to get these bells…"

"That's it?!" Sasuke interrupted. Waiting for another and found none, he continued. "… from me. You are given a time limit to do so; otherwise you fail and go back to the academy."

Cracking his neck and knuckles, Sasuke was the only one who seems preparing for the test. "Alright, let's get this over with."

"Have you no dignity to fall for such petty task?" He can't tell which was worse; the smile or the frown as Naruto scolded. Finishing his stretches, Sasuke turned to the slowly angered blonde.

"I like your motto, except the master thing, but there is no way I'm going back there with those boring lectures and snivelling brats! I still have to pay the bills and set up shop." The reason seems satisfactory to quell his ire.

"I concur. If there are two things I hate in this world, its cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible…" He was very, very thankful that there was still a piece of the girl in that… woman's body (he was slowly giving up thinking otherwise).

"I get the last one, but where does the cockroach come from other than the basement?"

"There are a lot of things I can label that. At the academy it was Mizuki, only proven after being branded a traitor." The news was isolated among only official shinobi, so he was wondering where she had gotten the information.

"Yes, he was a scum. But he did have his good deed, even if it was at the end." Naruto reminisced, maybe implying the time before Mizuki turned coat.

"And that is?" He was also asking this in his head while thinking if the traitor made prior contact with Naruto. He somehow escaped prison, but his trail disappeared leaving only a lingering scent of blood in its wake.

"Giving me a meal." He answered with that bloody grin.

Deciding to investigate later, he turned to his soon to be ex-students. "I see that you're not taking this seriously. So let me give you an advice; if you want to pass, you must come with the intent to kill."

Kakashi had mistaken the silence as his display of superiority. But oh how wrong he was. It was just a very brief calm before the storm. A disaster that he was never prepared for as a crack of ungodly noise send shivers down his spine.

The savage glee shook Naruto that his sunglasses slipped a bit. This only revealed blood red eyes directed at him with violent intentions further emphasized with the drawing of his weapons. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's an order that I'll gladly obey!"

"Now that's what I'm talking about!" was Sasuke's 'calmer' response, though it still didn't hide his excitement as he brought out his own firearms.

"You sure know how to start a party." She sauntered between the two males in red. With a lascivious twirl, Sakura aimed her guns, all with a sultry yet sadistic smile. "Let's dance, boys!"

The sound of thunders and hails of metal rain, with the overwhelming scent of blood and unholy laughter heralds the opening of the gates of the damned… For hell couldn't contain these monsters.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!- *SLAP!*"

"Hey! Snap out of it!"

Kakashi tried to calm his breathing while quickly assessing his situation. He was in a room… on a bed. Then he remembered: he was on a mission. He was on a mission with his team… His team…

"Jeez, it's still 3 in the morning." The moon gave little light, but it was enough to illuminate Naruto due to all the white he is wearing. He still appeared sleepy but his companion, the one who he believes knocked some sense back in to him, was awake with a sword at hand.

"Now I'm curious to what caused a tempered veteran to look so pathetic." Turning to that callous comment, he found Sasuke still in his dark outfit and equally dark sense of humour.

"Are you alright, Kakashi-sensei?" The heart-felt concern that Sakura showed was the final straw. In a speed that surprised all of them, he had all his students in a strong embrace. He didn't care how he is mirroring his eternal rival with tears of joy flowing out of his eyes.

"I don't care if you are a crazy, lazy, heartless prude! I love you guys and don't ever change more than you are now!"

Wondering what came over him, one somehow had another query. "…Prude?"

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Well there you have it. Unless I messed up spectacularly, I left enough clues to who Team 7 had become. Like previous one shots, lets see where this may lead.

Also included a shameless advertisement of a similar scenario. Could have used the traditional, but where's the fun?

Till another stroke of insanity. See yah.