Hi everyone! This was meant to be an oneshot but I forgot to mark it as complete and all your lovely reviews made me feel guilty, haha. So now this is going to be a collection of drabble-things. Just small ideas I thought up, to try and make you guys laugh. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENCE AT THE IDEAS I'M A GIRL TOO. ITS ALL CRACK AND HUMOR ORZ.

Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own WT. And I'm currently like, 10 chapters behind the manga too, haha.

Miwa vs. Yuuma:

Flipping around neatly to stand guard in front of Osamu and the nice Chika girl, Yuuma's eyes widened when she saw the human border member ―Miwa-something?― shoot in their direction.

As in, shoot in their direction.

Their.

Plural.

...Like, what was the arrogant human thinking? What happened if they hit cute Chika? The cute female human was just a civilian! And in all honesty, the glasses-boy Osamu was basically a civilian as well!

Frowning, Yuuma had no choice but to stand there, getting ready to stop the bullets lest they hit her new acquaintances.

...

Except she couldn't.

The white-haired neighbour almost gaped when the bullets passed through ―through!― her chest, before turning into...lead cylinders when they made contact?

Immediately Yuuma's centre of weight shifted as the bewildered humanoid adjusted to the sudden added weight. Wow. Who knew Midan had technology like this? The girl looked down at her chest, studying the two lead bullets protruding out of it.

...

Wait a second.

...

The two hits were positioned so that they suspiciously looked like...

Yuuma twitched as she looked up at the stupid, male human.

"Are you insulting me?" The neighbour demanded. "Are you trying to imply I'm small or something?"

Miwa blinked. He had been frustrated with how his opponent, a neighbour, was managing to hold up under the attacks of his whole squad. No attacks seemed to faze it. But now, the chibi was looking quite flustered?

And why the sudden question about his height, of all things?

But the pipsqueak was tiny. At least a head smaller than Miwa. And though the border member disliked the thought of talking to a neighbour, if he could throw him off...

"Well," Miwa said with an arched eyebrow, lips pressed into a thin line before he spoke with pure honesty. "Of course you're small."

...

Oh, yeah. Yuuma rotated her head to get the cricks out of her neck. Now it just got personal.

...

And people wondered how the Miwa Squad got so thrashed by the tiny, disgruntled neighbour.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, indeed.

A lot of people wanted some Miwa so here he is. Thank you for your support and leave me a review on your way out!~

Guest Review Replies:

Guest (Aug 5): Er, sorry, not taking confessions of love atm? Haha, thank you for reviewing!.

Guest (Aug 6): Thanks!

Awesome Sauce: Oh lmao. But most young shonen protagonists are voiced by girls, haha. And really? I find WT's animations not up-to-par to the 21st century, especially when you compare it with animes like K.

MANUBERUNTUNG: Genderbent! Yuuma, haha.

Guest (Aug 19): This is quite late but thank you!

Guest (Aug 29): Hahahaa...it is quite bizarre. The plots I come up with when I'm craving chocolate...

Guest (Sept 29): Here is some Miwa, haha.

Guest (Oct 18): The story of Hyus' life.

lunastarlight: Haha, your wish has been granted! This will now be a collection of oneshots with fem!Yuuma.