Okay, so I saw this idea and thought it was cool in a different fandom years upon years ago, so here we are!
I decided to test my luck with keeping people in character because this sort of thing is great practice… and I need to work on my humor.
Disclaimer: I do not own this idea, but I do own how I presented the idea.
Sawada Tsunayoshi's Voicemail
A-Ano… you managed to reach my phone, but I can't answer… it's probably Reborn's doing... I-I'm not in the Maf… *thump* Reborn! Ah… Leave a message, okay?
-beep-
Message #1: (Gokudera at 7:50 AM)
Juudaime! Why aren't you in class? Where are you? I'll ditch school to come find you! Why aren't you answering your phone?
Message #2: (Gokudera at 8:13 AM)
Your mom says you went to school. Juudaime, are you hiding something?
Message #3: (Gokudera at 9:56 AM)
Still can't find you… I need to pledge my undying loyalty to you… I've checked the dumpsters, the alleyways, all of the stores in town… I even checked your room five times over! Call me back as soon as you hear the messages, Juudaime!
Message #4: (Ryohei at 10:32 AM)
SAWADAAAAAAAAA! Why didn't you come to school today? Thought you'd be here so I could teach you some more boxing lessons. Looks like I'm going to have to assign you three laps around the whole city! REMEMBER TO RUN LIKE YOUR HEART IS ON FIRE! EXTREEEEEEE- *beep*
Message #5: (Haru at 11:43 AM)
Tsuna-san! Haru-chan has picked out her wedding dress! Where do you want to get married… in a church or at the beach? Haru-chan will cross rivers to be with you; she will scale mountains and spend all of her money just to find you, Tsuna-san, I l- *beep*
Message #6: (Haru at 11:46 AM)
Hahi! It cut me off! Why is fate so cruel, Tsuna-san?
Message #7: (Yamamoto at 1:18 PM)
Yo, Tsuna! Hey… I think you'd better start answering your phone; Gokudera's gone nuts! He went out and bought a safari helmet and told me that he's preparing to search the nearest jungle…
Message #8: (Gokudera at 1:45 PM)
Juudaime! Don't tell me you've been kidnapped by the unknown… ALIENS! ALIENS HAVE KIDNAPPED MY BOSS! I need to contact them… I'll save you, Juudaime!
Message #9: (Kyoko at 3:00 PM)
Hello, Tsuna-kun! School just let out, but I didn't see you at all today! Where have you been? Gokudera-kun seems really worried about you. I hope you're okay!
Message #10: (Reborn at 3:10 PM)
You're late. If I find you, you'll wish you were dead.
Message #11: (Nana at 3:21 PM)
Tsu-kun? Are you there? Your friends have been telling me that you didn't go to school today. I hope you're okay, and if you're not home in an hour, I'll have to call in a missing persons report. Come home safely, Tsu-kun!
Message #12: (Gokudera at 3:45 PM)
Juudaime, do you think the demons have you? Should I draw a pentagram up to save you?!
Message #13: (Reborn at 3:54 PM)
The clock's ticking, Dame-Tsuna.
Message #14: (Nana at 4:00 PM)
Tsu-kun, dinner will be ready soon! Shame on you, coming home late! You're just like your father! Lambo-kun is getting hungry and I can't hold off on dinner much longer…
Message #15: (Nana at 4:01 PM)
GYAHAHAHAHA! It is I, the great Lambo-san! Come home soon Dame-Tsuna, or I'll blow you up!
Message #16: (Kyoko at 4:37 PM)
Tsuna-kun? I was just going to ask if we could go out today with Haru-chan and the others, but it doesn't seem like you're home…
Message #17: (Hibari at 5:05 PM)
The police have been mobilized to look for you, herbivore.
Message #18: (Xanxus at 5:22 PM)
Piece of trash. Do your damn job.
Message #19: (Gokudera at 5:30 PM)
Juudaime, I'll destroy whoever did this to you… it was probably that damn baseball idiot! This is why I deserve to be the right-hand man, not him! I'll destroy him and his airheaded personality!
Message #20: (Chrome at 5:39 PM)
Boss…
Message #21: (Yamamoto at 5:46 PM)
Tsuna, do you have any idea what kind of game I can play with the kids? Lambo seems to have gotten bored of catch… oh, and Gokudera seems to think that I did something to you? Hope you get back soon, haha!
Message #22: (Hibari at 5:59 PM)
Kusakabe has been notified of your absence and has been deployed, herbivore.
Message #23: (Reborn at 6:04 PM)
Dame-Tsuna. Hibari sent out Kusakabe to find you. Better hope he finds you before Hibari does… or worse, me. Extra training for you when you stop hiding.
Message #24: (Ryohei at 6:09 PM)
You play an extreme game of hide-and-seek, Sawada! Even Hibari-san is getting involved looking for you! TEACH ME YOUR EXTREME WAYS!
Message #25: (Reborn at 6:12 PM)
False alarm. I know where you are… but don't think you're getting out of that extra training, Dame-Tsuna. I'm tripling it.
-boooop-
Tsuna sighed, closing his phone as he stepped off of the bus with a jolly man who slung his buff arms over Tsuna's frail shoulders, letting out a gruff laugh. The lights of Namimori shone from just beyond the horizon as his cellphone battery beeped. It was at a critical level now, after spitting out all of the voicemails he had received while finally being able to get a glimpse at it.
His heart dropped to the bottom of his chest when he realized that he had gotten cheated out of his possible date with Kyoko. His guardians couldn't seem to function without him for even a moment; the world around them seemed to fall apart when Tsuna took the smallest vacation… and in this case, it was a near-kidnapping.
Why did his father have to come home and take him places where there wasn't any cellphone reception?
Author's Notes:
How was that for a first chapter? This is easy to crank out, so expect updates for when I am a very bored camper.
I do realize that I used a lot of fandom troupes here. I'll try to branch out more with ideas when I feel more comfortable with this whole idea.
Like I said, tell me if you enjoy this and I will definitely continue. Check out my much more serious stories if you please.
~Teafully~