Ok, so what if I have no poetic ability. At least I amused myself writing this. I don't own the characters. If you haven't figured it out yet, none of us do. We're all too poor to own cool stuff like that because we don't make money from our writings. Anyways, enjoy……

Words on a page

His life in my hands

He must jump to obey

All my demands

A troublesome thing

This power I hold

To make him die young

Or let him grow old

Let's make him happy

Give a life filled with joy

Let's make him sad

He's just a poor abused boy

I wonder so often

Would it be fun

To make him bleed

With pain like the sun

Pain could be good

But I try to be strong

Why do I resist

Would it really be wrong

Think of the others

And the fun they had

After all he's just paper

Just ink on a pad

No, he's a good kid

Not deserving of this

Just ask the show's fans

Who they most miss

What should I do

I just do not know

No answer to the question

That troubles me so

To ELF or not to ELF