"So what do you guys do for fun around here?" Smaug asked the teens with a smirk.

"We swim, we play around, maybe some tennis or chess." Bilbo spoke politely but neutrally.

"Bilbo do you mind if I take Legolas upstairs?" Fili smiled at his guardian.

"Why of course, you go and have some fun." Bilbo smiled as if he didn't catch the implication. Tauriel made an irritated pout, still keeping to her role.

"Tauriel let's go swimming!" Kili proposed with a smirk.

"I'd love that!" She grabbed his arm and kissed his cheek. "I'll see you later future Daddy!" she kissed Smaug's cheek as well.

"It seem it's just the two of us." Smaug noticed with a predatory smirk.

"It seems so." Bilbo gently told him.

"So tell me more about your books..." Smaug insisted.

"Do you think it worked?" Tauriel asked Kili gently.

"I'm sure of it..." Kili nodded and jumped into the sea.

"Wait for me!" She yelled at him and ran into the water.

"So do we have a deal?" Thorin asked Thranduil when the man finished reading the contract.

"Sounds very fair." Thranduil smirked. "There is no way I cannot reject such a good offer." He smiled and reached for the pen to sign the document. "Take good care of my beloved little girl." He smiled.

"I will make sure she's fine." Thorin assured him with a smile.

"Do you mind if we stay around for two-three days?" Thranduil asked with a smirk.

"Be my guest." Thorin smiled. "But we're leaving on the second of August. I have urgent business in China, and I'm not letting them out of my sight." Thorin informed him.

"I can see why." Thranduil raised his eyebrows.

"So did you come to an agreement?" Bilbo asked impatiently with a timid smile on his face.

"I told you we would." Thorin scolded him grabbing his locks in a playful gesture.

"I'm so happy, now we have a little girl, and our family is complete!" Bilbo gasped with delight. Thorin just smiled and pressed a kiss onto his lips.

"Did the kids become too impatient to wait?" Thorin asked Bilbo firmly.

"No..." Bilbo gasped pretending to be scared. "Fili decided to spend some time with Legolas, and Kili's swimming in the sea with Tauriel."

"Good." Thorin kissed him again. "I'm sorry dear friends, but I feel like spending some time alone with my husband. My servants will show you to your room." He politely asked them out. As Thranduil was glancing back into the dining room, he saw Thorin lift Bilbo onto the table. Smaug just pulled his hand and they ordered the servant to show them to a room. Impatient to be finally be alone after the thrilling conversation at lunch.

"We did it!" Bilbo gasped with delight.

"We did!" Thorin smirked and kissed him yet again in case the two were still watching them.

"We should try this one day." Bilbo noticed with a smirk, as he was sitting on the table with Thorin in between his legs.

"Without the cameras and servants all around..." Thorin immediately agreed.

"Bedroom, now!" Bilbo ordered firmly.

Thorin just smirked at that demand and carried him upstairs.

The kids kept on the act in front of Thranduil and Smaug for the next two days. It wasn't all the difficult considering the fact that Thorin made sure they spent as little time as possible with both men. The rest of the time the four of them would play games in their rooms, or swim around in the sea.

Thranduil and Smaug were so worked up with the thrill of the very idea of getting married, they focused on each other and didn't seem to pay much attention to what was going around them. The moment they left everyone could finally breath normally.

"You're staying with us forever!" Bilbo smirked at the kids. The stunt they just played was crazy but it proved worthwhile.

"I can't even begin to thank you all for doing this for us." Legolas spoke in a dreary tone.

"You're welcome!" Fili hugged him.

"You know this means, you two will actually have to marry..." Thorin gazed at Tauriel and Fili.

"Who cares! That's a low price to pay for freedom!" Tauriel jumped at the man and hugged him. "Now I get to call you Daddy as well!" She made a funny grin and laughed.

"Sister!" Kili hissed at her with a smile.

"I love you guys!" Tauriel hugged him as well.

"Great, but still you'd all better get packing, we're leaving to China tonight!" Bilbo reminded the teens with a smile.

Thorin walked back to his office where the lawyers were waiting for him.

"Have you gather enough evidence?" He asked.

"We got DNA samples, footage and tones of proof." Balin confirmed. "It would be enough to take them both down."

"Keep it safe and hidden." Thorin ordered. "We might need to use it as leverage in the future."

"Do you want my men to continue observing them?" Gloin asked with a smirk.

"Of course." Thorin grinned. "There is never enough leverage. Great job!" He told them.

"You guys did all the acting, you were so convincing it was unbelievable." Nori gasped with a smirk.

"Go home and keep the evidence safe." Thorin told them.

"I'll send you the bill..." Gloin laughed and began gathering all the documents.

China was fun for the teens, the four of them and Bilbo visited the Great Wall, many historical buildings, but the most fun were the marketplaces and restaurants. Fili and Kili under Bilbo's influence were keen to explore new types of food, and the three of them would taste even the most crazy dishes, Tauriel only scowled at.

After a week there, they all flew back to New York and back into the huge Durin Mansion. Tauriel and Legolas got to pick any rooms they liked, and they moved all the things they had in dormitory at school, and asked their mother to ship the rest of their things left in her home in Texas.

Somehow the additional two proved to be fun and good company, and no one was surprised when Bilbo asked them all if they would mind if the Rivendells could come in as well.

"Elrond is an old friend, and he's practically my personal manager. We all like them, so it would only be logical." Bilbo told his family.

"We'd love that!" Kili agreed quickly.

"Sounds great!" Fili supported him.

"Tauriel? Legolas?" Bilbo asked the other teens.

"Why are you asking us?" Tauriel was very surprised.

"You're family now. You have a say in what happens around here." Thorin told them in a low warm voice.

Tauriel just sat there with her mouth agape.

"We really like the Rivendells." Legolas told them swiftly. "And we really appreciate you're asking us." He added.

"To think, last year I was a single, lonely man with a writer's block. Now I'm a father for four kids, happily married and writing like crazy." Bilbo began laughing.

"We love you Bilbo!" Kili hugged him.

"I love you too!" Bilbo hugged him back.

"So do you expect us to officially be together at school?" Tauriel suddenly realised the one problem.

"We'll be going around as a pack anyway." Fili told her. "I don't think holding hands at school will be a problem."

"Cool!" She replied and blushed gently. She gazed at Kili who was watching her with furious eyes.

"Will you stop being jealous?" Fili scolded his brother.

"You're going to fucking marry her one day!" Kili gasped irritated. Doing the plan was one thing, living with the changes it brought was another thing.

"It's not like I'd ever fuck her!" Fili gasped with annoyance. "How can I say this to make you realise it... GIRLS DON'T WORK FOR ME!" He yelled at his brother.

"You sure?" Kili gazed at him suspiciously.

"She sat in my lap and kissed me, and I might have as well been holding a puppy or a doll, for all I care." Fili assured him in a low voice. "Tell what can I do to prove it to you..." He gasped and licked his brother's neck.

"Fuck me..." Kili wrapped his arms around him.

"We fuck like everyday... twice a day or more..." Fili reminded him.

"We don't fuck..." Kili insisted. "We play around... and that's not fucking." Kili rubbed against him. "I want to feel your huge cock in me..."

"You have no idea what you're asking for..." Fili gasped with emotion.

Kili grinned madly at him and guided his hand into his trousers. He gently forced Fili to reach down and touch his ass.

"I know..." Kili gasped with delight feeling the strong finger gently touch him. "I've been experimenting..."

"Without me?" Fili asked out of breath.

"Since you didn't feel like it... I was curious how it feels." Kili purred against him.

"And?" Fili was out of breath.

"I want to feel your penis inside..." Kili kept purring. "Fingers are not enough anymore..."

"You've got a wild imagination." Fili smiled delighted.

"So do you..." Kili smirked. "So are you going to do it or not?"

"You seriously want me to fuck you?" Fili was startled. "I thought we would wait longer for that..."

"No reason to wait." Kili spat at him.

"I love you..." Fili gasped with emotion.

"I love you more..." Kili replied and ground against him. "As if you were on fire from within.

The moon lives in the lining of your skin."

"Isn't that Neruda again?" Fili kissed his neck sensually.

"I just love his poetry..." Kili gasped feeling his brother molest him feverishly.

"I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then." Fili quoted with skill.

"I don't believe you just quoted a cheesy vampire book for sex crazed teenage girls!" Kili laughed wholeheartedly. "Cassandra Clare."

"...thus with a kiss I die" Fili pressed a deep kiss onto Kili's lips.

"Shakespeare!" Kili gasped with delight feeling his brother hands undress him. "I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?"

Fili just began laughing wildly. "Scott!" and groped Kili's ass bringing him much closer.

"Come here!" Kili grabbed his neck and shifted his weigh so that they both landed on the bed behind him.

"You're impatient..." Fili mumbled and sucked on his ear lobe.

"You have no idea..." Kili mumbled and forced the t-shirt off Fili. He was panting impatiently and he kept undressing his beloved brother.

"Kili, I'm not sure if we should do this..." Fili noticed gently as his penis was gently rubbing Kili's ass.

"I'm sure..." Kili whispered annoyed. "It's time for the last step." And he pulled his brother down onto him, forcing the penis to rub even harder at his entrance. Kili squirmed a bit, but gasped with delight.

"How do you feel baby?" Fili gasped gently pushing in the tip.

"Empty!" Kili laughed. "Don't you dare stop!" He urged his brother.

Fili continued to press in and the immense feeling of what he was doing made him gasp for air. "Damn this feels so good!"

"Please!" Kili insisted. "Give me more!" He ground against Fili forcing the cock deeper into his ass.

"I'll have to punish you for that!" Fili threatened in a low voice. "I'm on top and I'm setting the pace!" He scolded the younger brother and pushed in with force, causing the brunet squirm under him.

"Yes big brother!" Kili gasped and arched his back feeling the full length inside of him.

"Tell me how bad you want me to fuck you?" Fili hissed keeping still.

Kili was looking at him with wide dark eyes. Clearly he was overworked and needed a good fuck. His cock leaking on his stomach, his hair wild and tangled.

"Damn you're fucking gorgeous little brother!" Fili made a swift move in and out and ground against him with force. "Beg for it..." He hissed again.

"Fili more!" Kili's eyes were wide open and lustful.

"I told you to beg!" Fili growled.

"Please big brother, I deserve to be punished for touching myself without your consent!" Kili finally mumbled impatiently. "Push that huge cock of yours deeper! Please big brother!" He nearly cried with the tension shaking his whole body.

"Are you all mine baby brother?" Fili gasped burying himself deeper into Kili.

"All yours big brother!" Kili gasped and swirled feeling the cock penetrate him with force.

Fili lost it, being inside Kili was the best thing he had experienced, his perseverance lasting only until his brother swore he was all his. Then he could just feel his control slipping as he began pounding inside him.

"I can't take this anymore!" Kili was so thrilled with the sheer force of his brother fucking him. "More!" He gasped and arched even more to be closer.

"Are you going to come for me baby brother?" Fili gasped seeing Kili clearly lose it.

"Big brother!" Kili wrapped his arms around Fili and pressed tightly against him.

"A bad boy... what a bad boy..." Fili snarled feeling the cum now joining their bodies. "Are you ready to be punished? I'm going to fill you with my cum..."

"Fili!" Kili gasped with delight as his brother pressed him even harder into the bed and in his last final violent moves he came with a loud gasp with Kili's name on his lips.

"We're never waiting with anything ever again..." Kili smiled satisfied as he lay in his brother's arms.

"Indeed, we're not." Fili agreed in a low voice.

"To think we waited so long, when we could have been doing it months ago!" Kili complained and slapped Fili's ass.

"Was it really so nice?" Fili gently moved Kili's hair from his sweaty forehead.

"Better!" Kili smiled again.

"I want to try next time." Fili hissed in a low voice.

"You're fucking perfect I hope you realise that." Kili told him with a happy smirk.

"No, you're fucking unbelievably beautiful." Fili hid his face in Kili's neck. "I love you baby brother."

"I love you more big brother." Kili shifted to be even closer and he felt his eyes close as sleep was slowly talking him.

"Nothing will ever keep us apart." Fili gently kissed his neck and fell asleep as well.