Chapter 3

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Kushina hands Tsunade the book before Tsunade clears her throat and begins to read.

Iruka Umino was many things a man in his mid-late twenties, a shinobi of Konoha, a teacher of the next generation of Konoha's shinobi, and finally an orphan from the Kyubi attack 13 years ago. However as he walked into his classroom with his assistant teacher Mizuki, he couldn't help but feel like something was going to happen today that would not only be hilarious but also make a fool of him but he pushed it aside for the moment and looked upon his class

First there was Sasuke Uchiha he had brown hair that looked like a duck's ass, onyx eyes, and had a look on his faced that would make you think somebody stuck a 10ft. pole up his ass, and killed his puppy. He wore a dark blue shirt with the Uchiha fan on the back, white shorts and black sandals he sat at his seat with an air that said "I'm the best thing since sliced bread, bow before me" *Delusional much?*

Kushina laughs hearing this "Wow talk about arrogant and delusional" she says getting chuckles from the others.

Obito sighs "It's times like this that I really hate the fact that I am an Uchiha" he says before Rin puts her hand on his shoulder to comfort him.

Minato nods his head "He must be Mikoto-chan and Fugaku's youngest son since Mikoto is pregnant right now with their first child" he says getting nods from the group before Tsunade continues reading.

Next there was Choji Akamichi tubb-"Big Boned" boy munching on a bag of chips he had on a grey shirt, tan shorts, and a pair of sandals next to him sat his best friend Shikamaru Nara

Shikamaru Nara is one of the smartest people in the village like the rest of his clan but he was also one of the laziest also like the rest of his clan the males anyway, the females however were energetic and would often be seen whacking their husbands, boyfriends, or brothers over the head with frying pans they seemed to pull out of thin hair. He had brown hair pulled into a pineapple pony-tail, he wore a brown shirt and black pants with grey sandals, and he had his head down on his desk and was currently sleeping.

Jiraiya chuckles hearing this "They must be Chouza and Shikaku's sons" he says before Tsunade continues reading.

Next was Shino Aburame he has black hair and wore a long closed trench coat that covered his entire body up to his nose and wore black sunglasses that hid his eyes next to him sat Kiba Inuzuka.

Minato smiles hearing this "Hmm Shino must be Shibi's son and Kiba must be…" he begins before a loud yell cuts him off.

The group turns their attention and they turn to see Tsume on her hands and knees with tears running down her cheeks "NOO! NOW I CAN'T BE WITH NARUTO-KUN! AFTERALL WHY WOULD HE WANT TO BE WITH SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS A KID" she yells causing the group to sweat drop before they hearing someone clear their throat causing them to turn and see KuronoDono standing behind them.

KuronoDono smiles and waves "Yo thought I heard someone yell in despair and decided to drop by" he says before seeing Tsume. KuronoDono chuckles seeing this "Tsume-san you have nothing to worry about in regards to you having a kid or in this case 2 kids affecting your chances of being with Naruto" he says causing Tsume to stop crying and look up at him. KuronoDono smiles at her "You never know Naruto might like being with a MILF" he says causing Tsume to gain a look of hope in her eyes while everyone else has their jaws on the floor and Jiraiya is blown back by a massive nosebleed.

KuronoDono chuckles at everyone's expressions "Now if you excuse me I have to go talk to someone in regards to another new universe that is due to pop up in a week or two" he says before vanishing into thin air.

Tsume fists pumps the air "YEAH I STILL HAVE A SHOT AT NARUTO-KUN!" she yells excitedly before jumping to the side to avoid a chakra chain from an angry Kushina.

Kushina glares at Tsume "I thought I said to stay away from my Naru-chan you are too old for him" she snarls.

Tsume pulls down one of her eyelids and blows a raspberry "Like KuronoDono said maybe Naruto-kun would like being with a sexy MILF like my future self" she says teasingly before Kushina starts chasing her around the room and Tsunade just shakes her head before she continues reading.

Kiba Inuzuka is a loud, brash, perverted boy who wore a grey jacket with the hood over his head, brown shorts, and sandals, like the rest of his clan he had two fang tattoos on his cheeks, and his Nin-dog companion Akamaru a little puppy with white fur sat on his head.

Next was Ino Yamanaka he has long blonde hair pulled into a pony-tail, and wore a purple top and shorts, she like the majority of the females in the class was a fan-girl chasing after Sasuke.

Minato chuckles hearing this "She must be Inoichi's future daughter" he says getting nods from everyone including Jiraiya who just recovered from his nosebleed, along with Kushina and Tsume who just finished chasing and being chased by each other.

Hiashi nods his head "Indeed however it is a disgrace that she is a Fangirl especially since she has a lot of potential being Inoichi's child" he says getting nods in agreement as Tsunade continues reading.

Sitting next to her was the class banshee I mean Sakura Haruno, she wore a red dress with blue sandals, she had pink hair and green eyes and also like she the majority of the girls in the class she too was a fangirl chasing Sasuke.

The whole group pales hearing this "Dear Kami don't tell me that she is that banshee Mebuki's daughter" Tsume says in horror at the thought of someone as loud and annoying as Mebuki Haruno having a child.

Hiashi nods his head dumbly "I fear that is exactly what it means" he says before going through a quick prayer praying for the sanity of not only his future daughter but also everyone in her graduating class. The rest of the group does the same thing before Tsunade continues reading.

Next there was Hinata Hyuga, she had changed a lot in the last 7 years she had grown to be around 5'3'', her hair had grown and now reaches mid-back, and she wears a baggy beige jacket that hides her mid C-cup breasts and long blue pants.

Jiraiya giggles perversely hearing this "Naruto is going to be very lucky in the future if Hinata already is that developed at such a young age" he says before Hiashi hits him with a Juken strike to his stomach while Tsunade stomps on his balls before she begins reading agin.

The rest of the kids in the class were just no name civilians that Iruka really didn't bother remembering the names of cause they probably wouldn't appear again after this chapter "Where did that come from" he thought before shaking his head he then clears his throat trying to get the classes attention no effect so he tries a few more times before a tick mark appears on his forehead "OK SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION" he yells instantly the class does so causing him to smile.

Minato chuckles "It seems that Iruka is a very good teacher if the students listen to him so well" he says causing the group to sweatdrop as Tsunade continues reading.

"Okay now today is the day of the Graduation exam that will determine if you become shinobi or not" he begins before the one of the windows in the classroom break and a black ball flies threw before attaching itself to the blackboard, the ball pops open revealing a banner that says "THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, NARUTO UZUMAKI IS HERE" and standing next to it is a 5'8'' tall 13 year old with sun-blonde hair blue eyes and 3 whisker-like marks on each, he is wearing black steel-toe combat boots, dark red cargo pants, a fishnet shirt that shows of his 6-pack abs and chest, a long red trench coat with black flames on the bottom that goes down to his ankles, on the back of the trench coat near the top are the words "Saurian Soul" in gold lettering, and underneath it there is some kind of creatures skull *Jurassic Park Logo*, on his right arm there is a tattoo of a crimson 9 tailed fox, on his chest above his right pec there is a tattoo of a purple snake coiled around a heart, on his left pec there is a tattoo of a the moon with lavender hints in it above a heart and he is wearing black sunglasses. He turns to Iruka and raises his hand "Yo am I late" he asks casually.

The group is speechless upon hearing this until Anko breaks the silence "THAT WAS AWESOME!" she yells in amazement at how cool Naruto's entrance was.

Kushina smiles "My Naru-chan is so COOL!" she yells in a fit of motherly pride at how cool her son is. Tsunade chuckles before she continues reading.

Iruka just stands there for a second before clearing his throat "Um who are and why are you my class" he asks trying to suppress the headache that is sure to begin forming soon.

Naruto just tilts his head to the side and looks at Iruka "Well in order my name is Naruto Uzumaki hence the reason I came out of and am standing next to that ball next to me that has the a banner saying "THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, NARUTO UZUMAKI IS HERE" *cue sweat-drop from most of the class* and as to what I am doing here this is my class and I'm here to take the Graduation Exam I have a note from the Hokage" and hands Iruka the note causing his eyes to widen before rubbing the bridge of his nose and muttering "I need a Drink" he then notices Naruto holding a flask out to him "Here some of my special stash it helps with the stress" he says offering Iruka a drink.

Kushina scowls hearing this "I don't approve of Naru-chan drinking at such a young age" she says not liking that Naruto is drinking alcohol at such a young age.

Iruka grabs the flask and takes a gulp before handing it back to Naruto "Thanks I needed that okay now class we have a new student joining us today meet Naruto Uzumaki" he says

Naruto raises his hand "Yo nice to meet you" he greets.

Suddenly there was a yell of "IRUKA-SENSEI WHY DOES THIS NOBODY GET TO JUST JOIN AT THE END OF THE YEAR WHEN WERE GRADUATING ONLY SOMONE AS AWESOME AS SAUSKE-KUN SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT" was the yell of the class banshee-I mean Sakura yeah Sakura. The group winces hearing this before Tsume gulps "She is definitely the daughter of that banshee Mebuki" she says getting nods from the rest of the group before Tsunade continues reading.

After recovering and stopping his ears from bleeding; Iruka looks at Sakura before saying "First Sakura he has a note signed by the Hokage himself saying he can, and secondly IF YOU EVER YELL LIKE THAT AGAIN I WILL HAVE YOU CLEAN THE AKIMICHI SEWER SYSTEM UNITL IT SPARKLES WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH" which caused many of the class to go green in the face but none more so than Sakura.

The group turns green hearing this before Obito runs off to the side to vomit. Minato gulps down some vomit that had risen to the back of his throat "Iruka sure is a sadist when it comes to punishments" he says getting nods from the others who also swallow the vomit that was in their throats before Tsunade continues reading.

After composing himself he turns to Naruto and says "Okay Naruto how about you tell us a little about yourself".

Naruto smiles before nodding "Okay Iruka-sensei, My name is Naruto Uzumaki the Sexiest Man Alive *Cue sweat drop from Iruka*, My Likes are Training, Ramen, Foxes, Snakes and Reptiles in general, the Moon, my Hebi-hime, my Lavender Moon-hime, Music, Singing and Playing my Guitar, Cooking. My Dislikes are Traitors, Rapists, Perverts, the time it takes to cook ramen, and people who can't tell the difference between a kunai and the scroll it's sealed in. My Dream for the future is to get stronger to protect my precious people, bring peace to the Elemental Nations, become Hokage, and Have a family" he finishes with smile.

Kuhsina smiles hearing this "My Naru-chan sure does have some great dreams" she says with a smile at Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage, and having a family.

Minato nods "Agreed especially his dream of bringing peace to the Elemental Nations. I have a feeling that if anyone can do it Naruto can" he says getting nods from the others before Tsunade continues reading.

Iruka and the class sit there speechless for a bit before there is a loud squeal and a midnight-blue haired blur rockets into Naruto who just catches it and twirls around before stopping he looks at the person in his arms and smiles "Hello Hinata-chan did you miss me?" her answer was to put her arms around his neck and kiss him on the lips passionately as he wraps his arms around her waist this causes various reactions among the class, Iruka has his jaw on the ground and a little blood dripping down his nose, and the rest of the class has their jaws on the floor.

Jiraiya giggles perversely before Tsunade punches his head, Hiashi and Minato smile at the scene. A sudden squeal causes everyone to turn and see Kushina gushing at the scene "THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!" she yells before pulling Anko into her embrace "ANKO-CHAN THIS MEANS THE THREE OF YOU WILL BE TOGETHER! THINK OF ALL THE GRANDBABIES I WILL HAVE IN THE FUTURE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHA THEY LOOK LIKE!" Kushina yells causing Anko to blush heavily and everyone else laugh.

After Kushina calms down and releases a very embarrassed Anko from her hug Tsunade continues reading.

After ending the kiss Naruto looks Hinata in the eyes and smiles "I'll take that as a yes" she responds by tapping him on the chest lightly. Naruto looks at the class "What haven't you ever seen someone kiss their fiancé before?" this causes everyone's jaws to go deeper into the floor and more blood to leak from Iruka's nose.

After a few minutes everyone recovers and Iruka clears his throat "Okay Naruto Hinata if you will take your seats we will start the written exam" Naruto and Hinata nod before giving each other a quick kiss on the lips and going to their seats.

Iruka then has Mizuki pass out the tests who then proceeds to give everyone a test before coming to Naruto and gives him his while before turning around and smiling to himself while he thinks "Let's see the Demon Brat pass that"

The group scowls hearing this "It seems that there are still people who hate Naruto for holding Akane-san" Hiashi says with narrowed eyes.

Minato frowns at Mizuki's actions before he notices Rin opening a notebook and writing something down in it "Rin what are you writing down?" he asks.

Rin looks up from the notebook "I am making a list of everyone who is nice to Naruto-kun and a list of everyone who is either mean or has hurt him" she says causing the groups eyes to widen.

Obito smiles "Yeah that's a great idea Rin-chan we can give gifts to everyone who is nice to Naruto and punish those who are mean or hurt him" he says getting nods from the rest of the group before Tsunade continues reading.

Naruto looks at the test and notices that they are at least Jounin level questions realizing that its under a Genjutsu before thinking "So he is one of the people who hates me for holding Akane-chan well let's just fix this shall we eh Akane-chan"with a smile.

Akane smiles "You got that right Naruto-kun lets show then what happens when they mess with my little brother" she says from within the seal through the mental link they setup a few years back Naruto then dispels the Genjutsu and answers the questions getting them all right and then waits for everyone else to finish.

The group smiles hearing this as Tsunade continues reading.

30minutes later

Iruka looks at the clock before turning to the class "All right that's time pencils down and bring your tests to me before heading outside to the training field" everyone gets up and heads outside.

Everyone stands outside at the throwing range as Iruka and Mizuki walk up "Okay now we will test your Shurikenjutsu when I call your name come up and pick up 10 shruiken and 10 kunai and throw them at the training dummies" he then proceeds to call people one by one Choji gets a 7/10 for both shuriken and kunai, Shikamaru gets a 6/10 for shuriken and kunai barely trying while trying enough so he passes, Shino gets a 7/10 for shuriken and 8/10 for kunai, Kiba gets a 7/10 for both shuriken and kunai, both Ino and Sakura get 6/10 for both shuriken and kunai, Hinata gets a 8/10 for both kunai and shuriken, Sasuke gets a 8/10 for shuriken and a 9/10 for kunai causing his fan-girls to scream about how he is the best, he walks from the throwing spot and gives Naruto a look that says "Beat that dobe" Naruto just ignores him, Iruka then calls Narutos name.

Kushina then smiles "My prank senses and Uzumaki pride senses are tingling" she says getting raised eyebrows from the group as Tsunade continues reading.

Naruto walks up to the line and picks up the kunai and shuriken, Iruka looks at him "Whenever you're ready Naruto" he says.

Naruto nods and gets into a throwing stance before throwing all 10 kunai at once followed by all 10 shuriken. After he is done most of the class laughs thinking he missed and Sakura yells "The baka can't even hit the target".

Everyone then looks to Iruka who has his eyes wide and his jaw wide open before turning to Naruto "Great job Naruto perfect score and bonus points for hitting other vital points" he says.

This shuts everyone up and Sakura yells "What are you taking about sensei he missed everyone" thinking Iruka is blind.

Iruka then turns to Sakura "No Sakura he not only hit everyone he placed them in places that are ALL fatal ranging from the throat, lungs, kidneys, liver, and finally the eyes" this shuts her up while everyone just looks on with wide eyes an Sasuke grits his teeth due to the "Dobe" getting a higher score.

Kushina bursts out laughing hearing this "See I knew Naruto was going to do something like that" she says.

Jiraiya whistles "Damn for Naruto to be able to hit all of the fatal points at once with shuriken and kunai at his age is very impressive" he says causing Minato to smile proudly at his sons skills as Tsunade continues reading.

Iruka then says "Okay next up is Taijutsu first up is Shino Aburame vs. "Random Civilian 1"" Iruka starts the match and within a few minutes the winner is Shino, next is Choji vs. Shikamaru, Shikamaru forfeits stating it's to "Troublesome" then Ino vs. Sakura which ends in a draw, next is Kiba vs. Random Civilian 2 and Kiba wins fairly quickly, Hinata wins against Random Civilian 3, finally Iruka calls "Sauske Uchiha vs. Naruto Uzumaki".

Naruto steps into the ring and gets into a stance as Sasuke walks into the ring "You should give up now dobe there is no way you can beat me an Uchiha we are the Elite of this village no one is better than us" he boasts as he gets into the Uchiha interceptor fist style.

Kushina scowls hearing this "Sasuke-teme definitely takes after his teme father Fugaku more than Mikoto-chan" she snarls getting nods from the rest of the group while Obito hangs his head in shame at his clansmen actions.

Naruto just laughs "If that's the case Sasu-gay then why haven't there been any Uchiha Hokages then if your clan is the best like you say then by definition every single Hokage would have been one or at least one of them would have been but nope there isn't a single Hokage that's been an Uchiha so that must mean your clan isn't as great as you say it is" he taunts.

The group bursts out laughing hearing this before Kushina looks at Tsunade "I think Sasuke-teme might need your medical expertise Tsunade cause he just got BURNED!" she says causing the group to laugh even harder while Tsume and Anko are rolling on the floor laughing. After a few minutes everyone calms down and Tsunade begins reading again.

Sauske throws a wild punch at Narutos head but Naruto just moves his head to the side before giving a hard uppercut to Sasuke's chin sending him flying into the air. Naruto then jumps into the air delivers a devastating ax-kick to Sasukes stomach sending him crashing into the ground where he bounces off the ground. Naruto lands beside him before delivering a spin kick which sends him flying out of the ring into a tree.

Everyone stands there in silence watching what can only be described as a slaughter before Sasuke goes flying out of the ring and hits a tree; Iruka recovers from his shock before saying "Winner Naruto Uzumaki".

Obito has his jaw hanging open "Holy crap Naruto just slaughtered Sasuke" he says amazed by how effortlessly Naruto defeated Sasuke.

Naruto turns around to leave the ring as Sasuke starts to get up. Sasuke whose furious starts going through hand seals. Iruka notices this and tries to rush to stop him but is to late as Sasuke stops and takes a deep breath before yelling Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu a medium size fire blows out of his mouth and heads toward Naruto who turns around just in time to see the fireball hit him.

"NARUTO!" the group yells horrified at what they just hear Tsuande read as Tsuande continues reading.

Everyone watches in horror as they see the Fireball hit Naruto and Sakura yells "Yeah that's what you get for not letting Sasuke-kun win like you should have baka now you're dead" and laughs everyone turns to look at her with a "WTF" expression on their face right before Hinata hits her with a Juken strike knocking her out.

Sasuke begins laughing manically "That's what you get dobe when you go against an Elite like myself" he then suddenly feels something cold and metal on his throat and turns to see Naruto next to him completely unharmed and holding a kunai to his throat with a murderous look in his eyes.

Naruto glares at Sasuke "So you think you can try to kill a fellow Leaf shinobi just they beat you in perfectly legal spar. You do know that what you just did counts as treason right Teme, which means I am well within my rights to simply end you life right here you pathetic sack of shit. Why your brother left you alive instead of someone like your mother or his friend Shisui I will never know but understand this right now Sasuke. IF YOU EVER TRY TO KILL ANOTHER LEAF SHINOBI I WILL PERSONALLY CUT YOUR BALLS OFF, CUT YOUR EYES OUT OF HEAD AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM BEFORE PLACING YOUR BALLS IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS, BEFORE CUTTING THAT TINY PENCIL DICK OF YOURS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT, BEFORE SHOVING MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS I WILL FORCE THE POLE THAT'S STUCK UP THERE OUT YOUR MOUTH DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR" he yelled leaking Massive amounts of K.I.(Killing Intent) all pointed directly at Sauske who could only nod slowly as he pissed and shit his pants before passing out.

The group gasps hearing this interrupting Tsunade "Wait does that mean that Itachi killed the entire Uchiha clan except for Sasuke and himself?" Kushina asks horrified at what she just heard and that her best friend is dead in the future and at the hands of her own son no less.

Before anyone could answer the T.V. turns on showing KuronoDono "I'm afraid so Kushina-san" he says shocking the group and causing tears to run down Kushina's cheeks "However there is more than meets the eye to Itachi killing the entire Uchiha clan other than Sasuke which will be revealed in time" he says before the T.V. shuts off.

Obito has a few tears running down his cheeks before he discreetly wipes them away playing it off as something in his eyes. However Rin notices the tears and a sad expression appears on her face before Tsunade continues reading.

Naruto turns toward Iruka "Sorry about that Iruka-sensei just had to get a point across to the teme and considering how thick his skull is I thought it would be best if I went about it that way" he says.

Iruka nods his head "Very well Naruto considering what Sasuke attempted you are well within your right to do that, and I will be brining his actions up with the Hokage so he will definitely get punished" he says disgusted by Sasuke's actions.

Naruto nods his head "I don't think that will be necessary isn't that right Anbu-san" he says turning to a nearby tree.

An Anbu with an Inu-mask jumps down and nods to Naruto "Very impressive on being able to find me Naruto how were you able to do so if I might ask" he asks.

Naruto smiles "I was able to smell you" he says in a mischievous tone.

The Anbu just stands there "What do I smell like if I might ask" Naruto beckons the Anbu over and whispers in his year the Anbu suddenly flinches before standing up "Well I will keep that in mind Naruto and thank you for the advice now I will take the Uchiha to clean himself up before taking him to the Hokage, have a nice day" Inu says.

Naruto smiles "You too Inu-san" the Anbu then leaves. Naruto then turns toward the class and asks "What?" curious as to why everyone is looking at him like he grew a second head.

Iruka looks at him and asks "What did you tell him Naruto"

Naruto pats his fist into his palm and his eyes a little before grinning sadistically "I told him he smells like, semen, alcohol, and shame and that he may want to lay off on playing his skin flute before going out on patrol or at least take a shower to wash of the shame and smell before he does so" Iruka and everyone just stand there with their jaws on the ground before bursting out in laughter.

The group bursts out laughing hearing this, Anko and Tsume are rolling on the floor laughing their asses off while everyone else is doubled over in laughter. After a few minutes of laughing everyone recovers when Obito realizes something "Wait a minute isn't future Kakashi in Anbu and his call sign is Inu" he says causing everyone's eyes to widen before they look to Kakashi who is blushing heavily which results in everyone except for Kakashi to begin laughing again.

After about 10 minutes everyone calms down and stops laughing and Tsunade begins reading again.

After about 10 minutes they calm down and Iruka speaks "Okay now that that's out of our system lets start the final part of the exam the Ninjutsu portion when I call you name please perform a Henge, Substitution and finally the bunshin *Clone* in that order and if you have any other jutsu for extra credit okay first up is" one by one the class went up to take the test with the civilians mostly failing with all the clan heirs and Sakura. Each perform the three required jutstu and an extra credit one Choji use his Partial expansion jutsu, Shikamaru use his Kagemane jutsu, Ino use her Mind-body switch jutsu, on Shikamaru to make him do an embarrassing dance, Shino used his clans bug-clone jutsu, Kiba used his clans Man-beast clone with Akamaru, Sakura used some pathetic genjutsu on Random Civvilian 4, Hinata used her clans 32-palm strike, and finally it was Narutos turn.

Kushina grins hearing this "My prank senses are tingling again" she says causing the group to gulp and wonder what Naruto has planned.

Iruka looks at Naruto "Okay Naruto please perform the Henge" Naruto nods and instantly changes into a Perfect copy of the Yondaime. Iruka seeing the transformation gives Naruto the signal to release it "Very good Naruto a perfect transformation and without hand seals bonus points for that. Now please perform the substitution" he says.

Naruto nods and smile sadistically, suddenly there is a poof of smoke and the Sandaime is there reading a very familiar orange book with blood leaking from his nose Iruka looks at him an clears his throat "Um Hokage-sama" he says getting the Sandaime's attention.

The group bursts out in laughter hearing this "I can't believe that Sandaime-sama is a pervert" Obito says in between laughter.

Tsunade narrows her eyes "Yes it is very shocking although I am curious as to who the author of that book is, and where I can find them to give them a piece of my mind" she says cracking her knuckles before turning to Jiraiya who is sweating heavily only for Tsunade to begin beating on him while the rest of the group ignores his cries of pain.

After Tsunade finishes beating Jiraiya she picks up the book and clears her throat "Okay lets continue shall we" she says before continuing to read.

The Sandaime looks up and sees Iruka and everyone else before asking "Naruto?" Iruka nods his head and suddenly the Hokage goes up in a poof of smoke and Naruto is standing there again snickering.

Iruka sighs and looks at Naruto "Okay Naruto now please perform the Bunshin" he says.

Naruto tilts his head and asks "Iruka-sensei can it be a variation of the Bunshin?" Iruka nods his head and Naruto then closes his eyes suddenly the whole training field goes up in smoke. When it clears there are at least 500 Naruto clones standing there doing various things from cleaning their nails to play rock-paper-scissors with each other.

The groups jaws hit the floor when they hear this before Tsume whistles "Damn Naruto is just full of surprises" she says getting nods from the others. Tsume then licks her lips seductively "I wonder if that old tale about men who have massive amounts of chakra also being Large below the belt" she says causing Rin to blush heavily, Anko to have a large nosebleed, Tsunade to blush slightly with a glazed look in her eye.

Kushina however has a red miasma of death surrounding her while her hair sticks up "STOP PERVING ON MY NARU-CHAN!" she says before she begins comically chasing Tsume around with a frying pan that se seemed to pull out of thin air.

The group laughs seeing this and watches Kushina chase Tsume while yelling at her for a while before Kushina calms down and Tsunade starts reading again.

Iruka sees this and his jaw hits the ground and he drops his clipboard, "Naruto are these what I think they are?" he asks stunned by what he is seeing.

Naruto nods "Yep they are Shadow Clones" he says.

Kiba raises an eyebrow hearing this "Iruka-sensei what are Shadow Clones" he asks.

Iruka gathers himself before answering Kiba "The Shadow Clone Jutsu is a A-Rank Kinjutsu due to the large amount of chakra needed to perform it. It requires so much chakra that most Jounin can only make around 5-10 before they run out of chakra. Hokage-sama himself could only make around 100 when he was in his prime, but for Naruto to make over 500 in one sitting and not even be winded is astounding alone but to do so at the age of 13 is just mind-boggling" everyone's jaws hit the ground as they look at Naruto.

Iruka finally recovers from the shock as Naruto dispels the clones "Okay Naruto I have a feeling I am going to regret saying this but do you have a jutsu you would like to perform for extra credit, not that you need it at this point" he asks fearing the answer after everything that has happened today.

Another sadistic smile appears on Narutos face sending shivers down everyone's spines before he says "Yeah Iruka-sensie but everyone needs to step back its kind of big" Iruka nods and steps with everyone else.

Kushina giggles "My prank senses are tingling once again she says" with a mischievous smile as Tsunade continues reading.

Naruto closes his eyes before suddenly opening them and saying "Saurian Soul: Tyrannosaurus-Rex" Naruto then begins to change his face gets longer. His teeth lengthen and turn to fangs; his spine gets longer and forms a tail. His fingers and toes turn into claws, his skin becomes hard, dry, bumpy, and leathery. Finally he grows in size his head and body get taller and longer and larger till he was easily reaching 20ft tall and at least 40ft long from nose to tail, everyone *Minus Hinata* looks on in shock and terror at the creature before them as it raises its head to the sky and lets out aloud roar, before changing back to Naruto.

Kushina, Tsume, and Anko fall to the floor laughing their asses off at the prank Naruto just pulled "OH KAMI THAT WAS FUNNY!" Kushina yells in between her laughter before Tsunade continues reading.

When he was done changing back Iruka finally recovers from his shock before shakily asking "Naruto what was that!."

Naruto chuckles "That Iruka-sensei is part of my never before seen bloodline called "Saurian Soul" however I can't go into details about what it is and what I can do but I can tell I can turn into creatures similar to that one" he finishes with another sadistic smile.

Iruka sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose "Okay Naruto I understand and you get extra credit for it, now that the end of the exam, those of you that passed come back in a week for team placements" after saying that everyone begins to leave Naruto and Hinata leave holding hands.

Kushina gushes over the scene "Aww they look so cute together" she says getting nods from the group as Tsunade continues reading.

As they walk down the streets Naruto turns to Hinata "So Hinata how was the Academy?" he asks.

Hinata giggles "Well Naruto-kun it was okay but it would have been better if you were there with me" she says with a slight pout.

Naruto smiles hearing this "I know Hinata-chan but you know why I couldn't be there with you" he says.

Hinata smiles sadly "Yeah can't believe how stupid the villagers are" she says with a sigh.

Naruto laughs "You and me both, Anko-chan says hi by the way and looks forward to the next time she can help you train" he says.

Hinata shivers at that remembering the couple of times she asked Anko to help her train. After meeting Anko the two started to talk about various things like girls stuff, the future, and of course Naruto. After sometime they decided that they would share Naruto because due to how his early childhood had been they believed he should get as much love as possible and if that means they share him then all the better. They also decided that if any other girls were to come into his life then as long as they truly loved him then they were welcome to share him with them. Hinata smiles while remembering that.

Kushina smiles hearing this happy to know that her Naru-kun will have so much love in his life. Jiraiya on the other hand giggles lecherously at the fact that Naruto will get his own harem only for Tsunade to punch him in the face knocking him to the ground before she continues reading.

They continue to walk and it begins to get darker so Naruto decided to walk Hinata home as they near the Hyuga compound Naruto remembers something "Hey Hinata-chan do you still have that little gift Anko-chan gave you when you two decided to share me?" he asks.

Hinata blushes atomic-red before quietly answering "Yes Naruto-kun I still have it and that was the most embarrassing thing I have ever done in my life" she says.

Naruto chuckles remembering that when Anko and Hinata decided to share Naruto, Anko decided they should celebrate which led to Anko getting a Orange Nine-tailed fox tattooed on her ass cheek, Hinata getting one on her inner-thigh, and Naruto getting the Tattoos that are on his chest and arm.

Hiashi's eyes widen hearing this "WHAT!" he yells in shock upon hearing that his future daughter got a tattoo before glaring at Anko who is chuckling.

Anko upon sensing that she is being glared at gulps and turns to see Hiashi glaring at her so intensely that if looks could kill she would be dead faster than Minato when he uses Hirashin. Anko gulprs once more "Now let's just calm down Hiashi-sama it's not like the tattoo is in a noticeable place. In fact Naruto will be the only one to ever see it due to him being Hinata's husband in the future" she says trying to prevent Hiashi from giving her a beatdown Jyuken-style.

Hiashi glares at Anko for a minute longer "You got lucky this time Anko" he says causing Anko to sigh in relief as Tsunade goes back to reading.

As they reach the Hyuga compound Naruto gives Hinata a quick kiss on the lips and bids her goodnight as she goes in and he leaves, after walking a little he notices Mizuki running with a big scroll tied to his back with Iruka-sensei chasing him, sensing something off he creates a clone to go and inform the Hokage while he chases after him.

Mizuki was thrilled he couldn't believe how easy it had been to steal the forbidden scroll now all he had to do was deliver it his master Orochimaru and he would not only be rich but also powerful as he was jumping through the trees he noticed he was being followed and stopped for a second to find both Iruka and Naruto in front of him and says "Well look what we have here Iruka and the "Demon Brat" himself just when I thought this couldn't get any better now I can kill the "Demon brat" before I bring this scroll to Orochimaru-sama"

The group sweat drops hearing this "He does realize that he just gave away not only who he is working for but also, what he stole, and broke a S-Rank Secret right?" Obito says finding what Mizuki just did to be rather stupid.

Kakashi nods "It would appear that he isn't the sharpest Kunai in the box. I bet he is going to into some cliché monologue that villains tend to do" he says as Tsunade continues reading.

Naruto just chuckles "So you think you can kill us and get away with the forbidden scroll man I could tell you were stupid Mizuki-teme but this is beyond stupid you're not going anywhere"

Mizuki just laughs "You stop me you've got to be kidding me before I kill you do you want to know why your hated Naruto" he says.

Irukas eyes widen "No Mizuki it's forbidden" but Mizuki ignores him and throws a bunch of kunai and shuriken at him which surprises him allowing them to hit him "Shut up Iruka, now what do you say Naruto want to know why your hated?"

Naruto just tilts his head "Sure why not" Mizuki then goes on to tell him about the Kyubi how it was sealed in him and all that jazz when he is done Naruto just laughs.

The group sweat drops at how Kakashi guessed right about Mizuki doing the cliché villain monologue before Tsunade continues reading.

Mizuki gets frustrated and yells "Whats so funny Demon" he snaps.

Naruto stops laughing and looks at Mizuki "I have know about the Kyuubi since I was 5 years old" shocking Mizuki and Iruka before he continues "Furthermore you said the Kyuubi was sealed in me; which makes me the Kyuubi, but if you fill a glass with water does the glass become the water" he says.

At this Mizuki and Irukas eyes widen before a small smile comes to Irukas face as Naruto continues "Now Mizuki you have attempted to kill two Leaf Shinobi, stolen the Forbidden scroll, and revealed an S-Rank Secret which means that your sentence is Death" Naruto finishes with a sadistic smirk on his face as he calls out "Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu" the forest is then filled with at least 500 Naruto's all of which have the same sadistic smirk before all the clones say "Saurian Soul: Velociraptor" all the clones turn into Velociraptors and look at Mizuki who by this point is pissing himself at which point all 500 Velociaptor clones attack at once and all he can do is scream as he is torn to shreds.

Tsume whistles upon hearing this "Damn that was brutal…I LOVE IT!" she says getting a nod of agreement from Anko while off to the side Obito vomits in a trashcan at the gory scene while his teammates are rather green in the face.

Minato nods "It was very impressive…however it was a bit on the gory side and definitely Overkill for the situation" he says analyzing Naruto's dispatching of Mizuki as Tsuande once again continues reading.

Iruka looks on as Mizuki is torn to shreds leaving only his head and the scroll untouched and feels like he is going to throw up. Naruto walks over to him and begins pulling out the Kunai and Shuriken "You alright Iruka-sensei?" he asks.

Iruka nods before saying "Naruto about what Mizuki said" but Naruto cuts him off "It's okay Iruka-sensei like I said I have known since I was five and when Ji-Ji shows up and we get back to his office everything will be explained" Naruto then finishes pulling out the last of the shuriken and kunai before going over and picking up the Forbidden Scroll and Mizuki's head just as the Hokage and some Anbu show up.

The Sandaime looks at the scene before him looking at Naruto and smiling "Good work Naruto, Mission complete." He says and winks slightly.

Jiraiya chuckles hearing this "Very smart sensei" he says catching the others attention.

Obito raises an eyebrow in confusion hearing this "What do you mean Jiraiya-sama?" he asks.

Jiraiya smiles "Sarutobi-sensei is playing off Naruto's involvement as a mission that he issued that way there is no chance of Naruto getting in trouble for killing Mizuki. If Sarutobi-sensei didn't do this he runs the risk of the Councils trying to punish Naruto for killing Mizuki since Naruto can still be considered a civilian due to him not having been assigned to a team and passing his Genin exam yet" he says explaining himself. The group's eyes widen in realization upon hearing this as Tsunade goes back to reading.

Nartuo catches on and plays along "Of course Hokage-sama like we thought the Mizuki was the traitor and after confirming this, following him here where I joined Iruka-sensei in confronting him. Mizuki proceeded to break an S-Rank law punishable by death, along with the attempted murder of two Leaf shinobi, and the theft of the Forbidden scroll with the intention to bring it to the Traitor Orochimaru, I eliminated him and retrieved the scroll while attending to Iruka-sensei's injuries before you showed up" he says.

The Hokage nods and turns to his Anbu "Inu take a squad to see if there are any others around that might be waiting for Mizuki and if so try to capture them but if unable to take them alive you have authorization to kill them" Inu nods and leaves with most of the Anbu leaving only the Hokage, the anbu named Neko, Naruto and Iruka in the clearing.

The Sandaime then turns towards Neko "Neko help Iruka up we are heading to my office" Neko nods and does so before the four of the shushin to the Hokage's office.

Once they reach the office the Sandaime has the other Anbu leave before activating a privacy "Neko remove you mask" Neko nods and does so revealing a beautiful young woman in her mid 20's with violet eyes and purple hair this is Yuugao Uzuki Anbu Agent "Neko" she smiles at Naruto "It's been a while Naruto-kun how have you been" she asks.

Naruto walks over and gives her a hug "I've been good Yuugao-nee how are you and Hayate-nii" he asks.

Yugao smiles down at him as she returns the hug. "Were good Naruto-kun now let's see what Hokage-sama has to say" Naruto nods and releases the hug before turning to the Hokage.

Kushina smiles hearing this happy to know that one of her students will grow so strong as she continues to listen to Tsunade read.

Hiruzen smiles before turning toward Iruka "Iruka what we are about to tell you is an S-Rank secret so it must not be told to anyone" he says.

Iruka gulps and nods the Hokage and Naruto then proceed to tell Iruka everything about Naruto, his parents, the kyuubi, the relationship between them and so on, by the time they are done Iruka's mind is blown the Hokage then tells him he can and he does so. Yuugao then gives Naruto another hug before leaving herself.

Naruto then turns towards the Hokage who smiles at him and pulls out some money "Naruto I am classifying this incident as an A-Rank mission for you so here is your pay, and I have to say you haven't even been a shinobi for a day yet and already captured a traitor. I look forward to seeing your career my boy if this is just the start of it." He says with a proud smile.

Naruto smiles "Well you know me Ji-Ji" he chuckles then walks to the window and jumps on the windowsill "Well see you later Ji-Ji, Anko-chan is probably waiting for me" Naruto then jumps out the window and begins running on rooftops towards the "Forest of Death"

Jiraiya laughs at seeing Naruto leave the Hokage's office in the same way he does before continuing to listen to Tsunade as she continues reading.

Hiruzen just looks out the window and watches him go thinking "Naruto your will of fire burns so brightly that it breathes life into people whose own will of fire has weakened" he then sits back down at his desk to fight the greatest foe to ever exist paperwork.

Naruto arrives back at the tower in the "Forrest of Death" and spots Anko munching on some leftover dango. He smirks and sneaks up behind her before wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her neck causing her to let out a moan and turns her head to see Naruto; "You know Naruto-kun it's not very smart to sneak up on me" she says.

Naruto chuckles before kissing her neck again "I can't help it especially considering how much I love you and how beautiful you are" he says as Anko blushes a little as she thinks how much she has changed in the 8 years they have been together.

She still wears her violet hair in the same pineapple pony-tail; she now wears a long tan trench coat that reaches her heels, she has on a black miniskirt help up by a belt that has a snake wrapped around a fox-head holding it up, she wears a black mini-top with a fishnet mesh shirt covering it, black shin guards and armguards and a pair of black combat boots like Naruto.

A picture of Anko as an Adult appears causing Obito and Kakashi to have nosebleeds and Jiraiya to giggle before he is knocked to the ground by one of Tsunade's punches.

Anko stares at her adult body and grins before punching the air "HELL YEAH I AM SMOKING HOT!" she yells causing Kushina and Tsume to laugh before Tsunade continues reading.

Naruto sits down at the table and grabs a stick of dango as Anko asks "So how was your first and last day of the Academy?"

Naruto smiles and begins to tell her how his day went starting with how he entered the class room which causes her to laugh and tell him "good job". He then tells her how everyone reacted to not only him joining them but him being Hinata's fiancé which makes her laugh. Naruto then tells her about the tests how Mizuki tried to sabotage, and how Sasuke tried to kill him after being beaten which cause her to nearly storm out and kill the teme before Naruto calms her down and tells her how he dealt with him. He then tells her of the Ninjutsu test and how he got extra credit which causes her to laugh again. Naruto then tells her how he walked Hinata home and found out she still has the Tattoo on her inner thigh Anko blushes a little before laughing at that remembering that day, Naruto then tells her about taking care of Mizuki, saving Iruka, and returning the Forbidden scroll to Ji-Ji.

When he finishes Anko just looks at him and smiles "All that in less than a day of being a shinobi dam Naruto-kun that's impressive" she then gives him a quick kiss on the lips before getting up and leads him to the bedroom "C'mon Naruto-kun time for bed you've had a busy day and nee your rest" Anko says as she begins undressing until she is in just her purple bra and thong before getting under the blankets.

Naruto then gets undressed till he is in his burnt orange boxers and get under the blankets next to her holding her in his arms before kissing her forehead "Good Night my Hebi-Queen" he says she smiles and kisses his forehead "Good Night by Foxy-King" she says as they fall asleep in each other's arms.

Tsunade looks up from the book and smiles "That's the end of the chapter who wants to read next?" she asks.

End Chapter 3