I'm making another chappie for this story everyone! I've decided to refer to the former girls as he and the former boys as she now. Let the fun begin, mysteries unravel and chaos ensue!
Boy-Lantern sat in the Main.. Eating Hall? Lunch Hall? Mess Hall? I'm gonna call it a Mess Hall. He tinkered with a miniature Pumpkin Head action figure. He had absolutely no idea where it came from; it had just appeared in her room this morning; the exact morning she was transformed into a boy. It was either the world's sick joke about how she messed up or Hoodwink put it there when she wasn't looking.
He was finding the screws and things that held it together, unscrewing them, leaving it utterly dissected on the table as a head, body, two legs and arms.
"HAHA! TODAY YOU DIE!"
He was about to stab the pieces with a butter knife when 3P chose that exact moment to walk in so she could talk to Phoenix. He gave Lantern a "?" look before sitting down next to Phoenix who was a foot away from Boy-Lantern. Boy-Phoenix looked up at 3P. (BOY-3P) He frowned. "You too?"
"Yup. Any idea how this happened?"
Both heads turned to Boy-Ace who was picking at his food with a fork. Boy-Ace looked up. He put his hands up in surrender.
"I didn't do this! Why are you blaming me!"
"Sure you didn't."
"I didn't!" Boy-Ace huffed and went back to his food. 3P and Phoenix noticed he had also been gender swapped. That meant it couldn't have been him.
"Okay then, it wasn't Ace." 3P ruled out to Phoenix.
"But it's obviously a spell, which means someone set it off. In this building; but who?"
They glanced around the room, trying to find a suspect. The culprit wouldn't be gender swapped. Who would be stupid enough to make such a mistake? No one. Except maybe...
They both looked to Lantern, who was gender switched and now stabbing the non existent life out a disabled pumpkin head action figure.
"DIE! DIE! YOUR PITIFUL LIFE ENDS TODAY YOU PEASANT!"
They both anime sweat dropped and went back to trying to find a culprit. Then Litwick walked in, grumbling at the fact her magic somehow couldn't change her back. She sat down next to 3P, slamming a plate of food onto the table. She turned to Phoenix and 3P.
"Okay, what is going on here? Did someone gender bend us over night?" she asked.
"Seems like it." said Phoenix, obviously annoyed. He crossed his arms. Then nearly jumped out of his skin went someone said in his ear, "Oh, please it's not that bad."
He turned to see Boy-Lantern, holding the head of the cleanly cut in half pieces of the pumpkin head's head in each hand. He was shrugging.
"Not that bad?" Phoenix exclaimed, mentally wondering how the heck Lantern had gotten behind him without him noticing.
"'Course not. As a insane human heartless once said, 'I swap genders like other people swap shoes. I know you guys swing that way too.'"
"What? We do not!" Phoenix said, turning red slightly.
"Then why are you too males all of the sudden?" asked Boy-Lantern innocently.
"Why do you swap genders all the time?" asked 3P, not getting an answer.
"ARGH! We didn't do it! Someone set off a spell genius!"
"Genius? I'm flattered!" Boy-Lantern exclaimed, pretending to be flattered. Cue mischievous smirk. "And hey, maybe that person did it because they thought it was going to be funny."
By this point Girl-Litwick had left the room to talk to Zilla and also because Phoenix's face now resembled that of a tomato with 3P trying to get her attention.
"Because they- Wait a sec! Lantern!" 3P exclaimed.
"What?" said Lantern as innocently as he could. Which did not work in the least.
"Yes you did! LANTERN?" Phoenix said suspiciously and angrily as Boy-Lantern nervously stood up, grabbing his broken action figure.
"N-no I d-didn't!" Lantern stuttered, already out of his seat. He looked around nervously.
"I'm not going down this way! WHICH WAY IS MEXICO?" His eyes quickly scanned the area rapidly for an exit. A door, not far away.
"Uh.. random diversion!" he threw the pieces of the action figure which scattered across the floor in the opposite direction which only made Phoenix and 3P glance slightly then looked back to Boy-Lantern who was already poised to run.
"SEEYA SUCKERS!" he yelled, looking at them mischievously before running into a wall. He quickly got up and positioned himself so he would run through the door this time.
"Ow. SEEYA SUCKERS!"
"LANTERN!"
With Litwick...
As a annoyed Girl-Litwick walked through the walls of the castle to Zilla's room she saw something. Or more particularly someone, speeding down the halls at the speed of light with a nervous and panicked expression on her, or rather his face.
"LANTERN! YOU GET BACK HERE!"
She turned to see Boy-Phoenix charging down the halls after Boy-Lantern who had just passed. Phoenix had a dagger out and was waving it around threateningly as he ran a very fast speed. 3P ran after Phoenix to calm her down.
As the smoke cleared she wore a bemused look on her face before returning to walking to Zilla's room. Boy-Dream walked up behind Girl-Litwick turned around. "Litwick what is going on!"
Wish looked to the corner the chase had just disappeared behind. "And what was that about?"
With Lantern...
'Oh GOD SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME!' thought a panicked Boy-Lantern as he turned a corner. He leapt into a random room. Phoenix passed before halting. "Where is she?"
3P caught up to Phoenix, panting. "Do we really have to-"
"THERE SHE IS!"
"OH SHI-" Lantern was suddenly caught off by a loud, startling bleep sound. He paused. "What the heck was that?"
"I have no idea." 3P deadpanned.
"Okay then. BYE!" Lantern exclaimed, leaving a trail of dust behind her.
"YOU COME BACK!"
"Phoenix!"
Lantern rounded another corner, his heart pounding. He was toast. He suddenly imagined a piece of french toast with a picture of his face on it. He shook the image off, peering around the corner. "GAH!" When did Phoenix get so close? He quickly spun on his heel as Phoenix took chase again, cartoon style. His room was ahead! Just a couple more feet! Just a couple… more… fee-
"GOTCHA!" Phoenix yelled, tackling Boy-Lantern to the floor and holding him down, Boy-Lantern flat on his back. He placed a arm behind his back.
"OWW! You win! I give!"
"Change us back!"
"OWWWW! Okay OKAY! Here's the thing… I kinda… maybe… sorta… accidentally threw out the spell book the gender swapping spell was in."
…
"WHAT?"
Sorry it's so short! HAHA! Cliffie! Bye for now!