Harry lay on a beautiful beach with the two bikin-clad forms of Terumi Mei and Senju Tsunade beside him. He still wasn't sure HOW he had ended up there but he was there and he most certainly was not complaining, he was however discreetly casting shrinking charms on their bikini's

"Ah sir?" a gravely, raspy voice that could only belong to Death made it's self known.

Harry let out a small growl and turned to look at his servant, "can't you see i'm busy?" he hissed.

Death seemed to cower in fear, "i-it's M-Minato sir, y-you said you wanted to be i-informed if he t-tried to summon m-me again."

Harry sighed in defeat, he had said that hadn't he? "I'll deal with it," he muttere. Making sure that his towl was tied tightly around his waist Harry Apparated to Minato to see what was going on.

He found himself in a room surrounded by a purple barrier, two people who were supposed to be dead, a Snake-pedo and Minato

The Snake-pedo looked unimpressed, "you summoned a half-naked man why?" he asked in contempt/confusion. "Minato if you need to tell me something it's ok. I don't judge, I have done much worse after all."

"It's not like that!" Minato shouted, blushing bright red. "He's the Master of Death I didnt mean to summon him."

Harry let out a growl. "Look. I was on a beach with two of the biggest chests in the fucking world. They weren't fake and they were very perky..."

"Tsunade and Mei?" the Snake-Pedo interrupted.

"Yes," Harry hissed.

"What were you doing to my sweet Tsu-chan?" one of the dead guys asked angrily.

Harry turned to face the dead-guy, "look right now this is the worst case of cock-blocking in history. According to the guy code I could crush each and every single one of your pathetic nuts in a vice. Why the fuck am I here?"

Everyone, even the dead-guys paled before Minato spoke up. "Umm I was hoping to offer my soul for you to get rid of the reanimated corpses of my predeccessors?" Minato asked nervously.

Harry facepalmed. "Again with offering up your soul. they should be in the realm of the dead anyway, it is death's duty and occasionaly mine to make sure they stay there or send them back if they leave. Why do you keep offering up your soul?"

"I...I thought that's what I was supposed to do," Minato murmured, blushing bright red.

Harry waved his hand and the two dead-guys well died. "Anything else?" he snapped.

Minato and the Snake-pedo shook their heads no.

"Good," Harry Apparated away.

Five seconds later he Apparated back. "They got bored and found a cabana boy," he growled.

The Snake-pedo and Minato paled drastically.

"Don't worry," Harry said giving them an evil smile, "I won't use a vice," a sledgehammer appeared in his hand.

The Snake-pedo was the first to bolt, "No cute white kid's ass is worth this," he screamed.