Dawn awoke in Twinleaf town one morning, yawnking as the light penetrated her eyes. Her ass ached from her mom's strap on last night. Dawn sat up and looked in the mirror. She was wearing black fishnets, black eyeliner, black eye shadow, a black MCR T-Shirt and black miniskirt, with white foundation. Oh wait, wrong story.

"Dawn, did you hear the news?" Dawn's mom asked as she ascended the stairs.

"No, I didn't" Dawn replied as she opened her door.

"You're gonna want to sit down for this one." Dawn's mom said as she entered the room.

"Just get oin with it!" Dawn angered back as she crossed her arms. I'll stop.

"Ok, this is crazy! You know Misty, the famous gym leader from Kanto? She's dead!"

"YYES!" Dawn jumped up and cheered, eyes shut in a triumphant way, grin almost glowing. She gave her mom a high five. "Fucking, the worst character on the show! About time!"

"Wait, baby girl, this is the best part! Guess how she died, seriously, guess!"

"Bet that dumb cunt slipped on a puddle of water and cracked her head cuz she was scared of a butterfly or some shit." Dawn laughed at her extremely funny scenario.

"Not. Even. Close. Misty died, you ready for this, by using a pokeball as a sex toy!"

Pure silence from Dawn, mouth totally agape.

"Yeah, this is the best part. She apparently used them every day. She usually used empty pokeballs, but this time, she accidentally used her Psyduck's Pokeball. When she clenched her ass in climax, she accidentally let Psyduck out iside her ass and he split her open. They both died!"

"Mom, that's the best news I've heard all week! How about a celebratory ass fuck?"

"Way ahead of you!" Dawn's mom pulled out her strap on and they fucked for hours.

"Oh, hey, I should tell Ash! I bet he'd be excited to hear the news!" Dawn left her home, forgetting to put on panties, or pants or a skirt. Bottomlessly, she called out her Piplup. "Piplup, use Fly! Take me to Ash!" Piplup was unable to learn the move Fly, so Dawn punted him in what she believed to be Ash's direction and grabbed hold of the rocketing Penguin to soar through the air. Piplup died, and that made Dawn laugh. "Haha."

While she flew, Team Rocket was blasting off again. She collided with Jessie and fell into a volcano. She lived, but her legs got melted off from the heat, so she couldn't punt anything to fly. She waited in the volcano, but help never came. She waited around, content to let herself waste away as a volcano mole person, but she was saved. A heavenly light emitted from the air above. It was Arceus.

"Dawn, your help is needed!" Spoke Arceus.

"Why do you need my help?"

"Our world is in peril! Gaia, the spirit of the Earth can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet! She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwami, from Africa with the power of Earth; from North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire-"

As Arceus spoke, the volcano erupted killing them both instantly.

The End