Tsunade sat at her desk, procrastinating on paperwork as usual, waiting for the three to show up. Almost instantly, one of them –a shinobi wearing green spandex, with a bowlcut, and horrendously bushy eyebrows –barreled through the open window "Yosh! I have defeated my eternal rival in this contest of youth!" he exclaimed, tears streaming down his face.

Tsunade sighed. Of course, Team Gai was the only team in the village at the moment that was qualified for this mission. The doors to her office opened, revealing two more shinobi. One was a girl wearing a white qipao dress, and tall black boots. Her brown hair was pulled up in its customary twin buns. Beside her was the last shinobi on the team. He had pale lavender-colored eyes without pupils, and long brown hair that was loose and hung slightly around his face. He wore a loose, long-sleeved shirt with matching pants and a dark grey apron around his waist.

The three shinobi stood in front of Tsunade's desk. "You wanted to see us, Tsunade-sama?" the girl asked.

The Hokage nodded. "You three have an A-ranked mission in Britain for about nine months. You leave next week. And it's in Scotland. You'll have to learn how to speak English before you leave"

The three nodded. The one in green started saying how "youthful a challenge" the mission would be, while the girl looked down at the floor. "Man, just when we got back, too" before sighing.

Before anything else could be said, Tsunade said, "Get out of here, brats! Don't you have training or something?" Of course, Tsunade called most of the Konoha 11 'brats' but it still annoyed the three twenty-year old shinobi that were apart of Team Guy.

The three walked out of her office, all three using the door this time, and walked to the training grounds to finish their daily training. Lee, of course, ran ahead to beat his 'eternal rival' Neji, while Neji and Tenten walked at a normal pace, side-by-side.

"Hey Neji?" Tenten asked, breaking the silence.

"Yes, Tenten?"

"How are all three of us going to learn English in under a week?"

"It won't be perfect, but I'm sure we'll learn the basics. Of course, we'll have to start right away"

By then, the two had reached the training grounds, and had walked over to Lee. "Why don't you two come to my apartment tonight and we'll all start learning English?" Tenten asked the two.

"Yosh! Dearest youthful flower of Konoha, we will all learn this strange new language together tonight!"

Tenten sweat-dropped. "Uh, Lee? We don't have to learn it all in one day, you know?" she asked uneasily.

"It will be a challenge of our youth!" Lee turned to Neji. "Neji, my eternal rival! I challenge you to learn English faster than me!"

Neji simply nodded his assent. Lee ran off saying something along the lines of "I must run fifty laps around the village on my hands!" before leaving.

Tenten and Neji stared at each other. "He never listens, does he?" Tenten asked.

"Unless we're on a mission, no" Neji responded.

The two began training like usual, starting off with a spar. (A/N: I'm bad at fight scenes, so they just kind of spar, and stuff.) After an hour or so of sparring, Neji sat under his usual tree to meditate, while Tenten sat next to him, sitting slightly closer than normal.

One week later, the three shinobi –all in ANBU uniforms –stood in Tsunade's office, staring at the old man in a dress. He had a long white beard tucked into his belt, and half-moon glasses. "… And that is a port key" he finished, but even Neji had only partially understood the whole explanation.

Nevertheless, the three shinobi –plus the man wearing the dress –all placed their hands on the sock, and the three of them felt completely naseauted. When they opened their eyes, the three shinobi were standing in front of a castle, while a lake was behind them, and a large forest to the side. "Wow" Tenten muttered –in English, thankfully she had learned it after a long week –which caused the old man to laugh.

"Yes, it's quite the castle" he told them. The three walked through the castle before reaching a painting with a little girl on a bench in a garden on it. "What will your password be?" he asked the three.

Neji glanced at Tenten and Lee before responding "The youthful flower of Konoha" which caused Tenten to raise make a face, while Lee just looked shock.

"Neji, you have made our password the youthful name of Tenten! Whatever can this mean?" he looked back and forth between his two teammates.

"Yeah Neji? Whatever could this mean?" Tenten teased, grinning at the Hyuga (A/N: Is it Hyuga or Hyuuga? I always forget…).

The old man, who had introduced himself as Albus Dumbledore, spoke up. "In anycase, I assume the password will be 'The youthful flower of Konoha' then?"

"Yes, Professor Dumbledore" Tenten responded.

The girl in the painting spoke. "Ok, when you want to change the password, just tell me. I'll only let you three in, and only if you know the password." Then, much to the shinobi's amazement, the painting swung open to reveal a large room with a fireplace, couch, bookshelf, and desk.

At the back of the room were two doors, separated by another painting on the wall. "This is your common room" Dumbledore told the three. "The room on the left has one bed, and the right room has two, so there are enough beds for the three of you. The painting connects directly to my office, so if you ever need to contact me from here, you can. The students arrive on September 1st, so you have another week to search the campus and meet the teachers. I need to get going, but I'll see you three in the morning."

With that, the man left, leaving the three to enter the large common room. Once Lee –who was last to enter –walked through the opening, the painting swung shut. "Well, I'm taking the room on the left" Tenten said, and walked through the door, and closing it behind her.

Neji and Lee took the room on the right, and sat on the beds. "So Neji, what is the reason behind our password?" Lee asked, even managing to speak formally in English.

Hello everyone! So, I know I should be updating my other story, but I was reading a fic where an ANBU!Team 7 act as guards at Hogwarts, and I was inspired to write one with Team Guy, so here I am. So this isn't really going to be a story, more of a bunch of random one-shots about Team Guy at Hogwarts. It'll kind of have a storyline, but it'll mostly be random drabbles. It takes place in an AU post war where Neji didn't die (I know, but I just really wanted to have Neji in this) and during Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts.

~Nerd