Hello peoples of the world~

As you can see I've changed my username, yay(?)

Well what do we have here?! A proper chapter I see! Yay!

Ahhhhhh, I feel so bloody stupid, In the last chapter I said Aoi was still too young to understand about her dads death, but when I re-read the info page (bad memory or just plaining stupid), I saw she was 11, which meant she would of been very aware of everything that's happened, so in order to mend my mistake, I will say now that Aoi was 3 when her dad died, and 11 when her mum got sick.

Sorry sorry~!

;p

Also I know u already know this but I'm sorry for taking my sweet time, I just find this story meh in my opinion (yes, meh) so I will update it, but I'll warn you all know that they won't be regular (I'm sorry :( and will probably be quite short (maybe, hopefully not tho) I'm really sorry, especially considering how many people followed this, and there was like, only two crappy chapters, one doesn't even count as a chapter! I also regret making an info page, bcos it takes away a lot of freedom when writing her, not to mention fixing mistakes and other things. But this is only my first story, so again thank you to all you lovely humans (and others(?) and can't wait to see you next year with another update!

*slaps knee ridiculously* I'm kidding, I'm kidding!...or am I?...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAOOOKKKK THATS ENOUGH OF THAT!

Phew~

If you read all that I love you 3

(I used to think that was an ice cream and then one day my auntie sent me it and I didn't know what it actually meant so she had to tell me, tru story, funny? I know right! Ha...ha... *internally crying* p)

Now that that's done, let's let you actually read the story;

I don't own it, duh!

Enjoy~

Chapter 1 - Stubbornness 101

"Ryujin Aoi, welcome" that voice, it spoke again, where am I?

"Ugh..." I groaned as I hazily opened my eyes, thinking back on my strange dream.

As I was slowly making my was back to reality, I heard the sound of faint voices.

'A female, I think...it sounds like she's arguing about something, I wonder what...wait! What!?'

At that moment reality hit me like a rock and I shot up to my feet in what felt like 0.1 seconds.

I looked around, it was a dimly lit room with patterned covered marble pillars, to the front of me sat a man with a smug look on his face and another with a bored expression.

I was about to go up and punch the smug looking guy when I heard the same voice I'd heard before, but this time louder.

"Zeus! You can't keep taking people from their homes and trapping them here! I was fine with staying here but what if she's not?!" The voice panted, full of frustration and determination.

At that I spun around to meet with a purple haired girl, and many boys behind her.

"What the hell?...where am I?" I calmly yet roughly spoke to the frail looking girl, knowing instinctively she was (probably) on my side.

"Miss Ryujin Aoi, you are in the world I created, a school for gods to learn about the human world and love, and I have called you here to further along my students knowledges about the human world" said the smug looking old timer, which I have called upon myself to name 'Asshole'.

"...huh?" I huffed, frustration slowly but surely making its way to be shown.

"You heard what I said, miss Ryujin" he smirked, which I in return sent him a glare that could kill.

"Listen here you crazy old codger, *snickers in the background from you-know-who* I don't know why the fuck you would think I'd believe you? Gods?! They're not real! They're just stupid fairly tales for adults and so they can blame they're shitty life on them!" I shouted, not noticing the pained look on the boys faces behind me."Is this some shitty little prank from those assholes I banged up yesterday?!" I angrily puffed, only then noticing the sad and shocked faces that stood behind me."What?" I asked calmer yet still very pissed off.

"Huh?...uh...nothing! Anyways, I'm very sorry to tell you that you've been taken by Zeus, just like myself, to help teach these guys, Gods actually, learn about the human world and lo-"

"Really? Even your playing along with this shit? And here I was thinking you'd be on my side.."

"Wha- wha...but I am...really..." The purple haired girl stuttered, looking hurt from my words, but I didn't care and sent her a glare.

Damn, I rhymed

"Listen, just cos you're a weak little girl doesn't mean shit to me, just let me go home and I won't beat the shit out of all of you, ok?!~" I finished, venom dripping from each word, with a lovely finish of over dramatic sarcasm.

"Heh, your definitely not one to hold back on that mouth nor fists are you miss Ryujin?, well, since you still don't believe us, how about you go take a look outside, Hmm?" Zeus, ohh wait sorry, Asshole finished, looking pretty goddam smug for someone that looks like they'll kick the bucket if someone poked them.

Deciding on whether or not I should go outside, I decided to do it, since if they are just bullshiting I can make a run for it, wait, what do I mean "if", damn it Aoi, don't be an idiot and believe these nuts.

"Hmph! Fine, but if you are just screwing with me, I'll freaking dismember you, k?" I said, before turning around to mostly scared faces, one scowling and another with a smug yet slightly annoyed and disturbed look.

As I walked past them I made sure to give that purple haired girl a nice little glare, scary enough to make her shake ever so slightly, but not enough to make her run away. As I made it to the big doors I turned around one last time and stared right into there eyes while sliding my finger across my neck, and putting on a slightly psychotic yet "innocent" smile, before finally opening the doors to see!... a goddam corridor.

"What the hell! Where's the outside?!"

"Hehe, maybe if you ask nicely and say please we might just help~" said the smug looking redhead, who I wanted to punch at that moment.

"And maybe if you want to keep the only thing that makes you a man, you'll do it anyways~" I put on the same lovely smile as before, noticing the shivers that went through most of them.

Even as I stood there none of them would move, maybe from fear? Anyways I wasn't waiting anymore and walked out into the corridor, praying that I don't get lost. As I made my way through this jungle of a goddam place, I finally spotted what looked to be a door to hopefully the outside, which I took upon myself to name hope, but then I heard what sounded like a school bell ring quite loudly.

'Wait what the fuck, is this actually a school?'

I kept walking and started noticing people in slightly strange looking uniforms coming out of rooms, they were facing each other but when they turned their head in my direction I froze.

"No faces?..." I whispered to myself, to shocked to hear the group of footsteps behind me.

"Their spirits, they don't need faces" said a voice as I spun around, surprised to see the group of boys and that annoying ass purple head behind me, damn it! I was so shocked I didn't hear them coming!

"Spirits?...I call bull-shit" I said, making sure to put a lot of emphasis on the 't'.

"What the hell?! Why are you so freaking stubborn?! If you don't believe their spirits then what the hell could they be?! Huh?!" Raged a blue headed (hot headed) boy, who is one of the many people that have pissed me off today.

"You want an explanation?, fine...it's make-up, or special effects, or maybe they're aliens" I answered simply, with no emotion in my voice, or expression, praying it would piss of the blue headed grump, it did.

"What..the..hell?! So you'll believe their aliens, but not spirits or gods?!" Bluey again raged at me, which was making me quite amused, and I had absolutely no intention to hide it.

"Well! Since aliens are the most believable choice here, yes, yes I do" I smiled with an assy 'innocent' smile, hoping he'd get riled up even more, which he did.

"Bloody hell! Your impossible!" He shouted, making everyone around him flinch slightly.

"Pot calling the kettle black~" I teased, I was definitely enjoying myself more then expected, and almost completely forgot my purpose for being out here, but I was still pretty annoyed and that was motivation enough to cut this lovely conversation short and high tail it.

"Listen, as much fun as conversation is, I wanna get outta here, k? oh, and grumpy tomato! Let's talk again sometime I don't wanna rip your head in two! Yeah?!" I yelled as I'd already started walking away, waiting for grumpy's response to his beautiful nickname.

"What the HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" He practically screamed, face going completely red in anger and...embarrassment? While most of the others looked shocked, and that damned redhead was laughing, hah! My plan worked!

"Unless your deaf as well, you definitely heard me call you a grumpy tomato, the grumpy part for how your so, well grumpy! And for the tomato part?, well all I can say is that if you looked into a mirror you'd see just what I mean" I finished, before walking away, hearing shouts from a certain grumps.

"Heh.." I...laughed? No no no, I haven't properly laughed ever since I was little, must be my imagination, maybe my head got hit too hard yesterday.

As the was zoning out into my thoughts, I accidentally bumped into something, that something being a big ass door.

"Ohh pleeeeeeeease lead to the outside!" I practically begged, so tired from all that happened.

As I pushed open the doors, I was happily greeted with my hope, but what I wasn't greeted with was my luck.

"what the fuck?..."

Again sorry, at first I really hated this story, but I think I'm very slowly likening it a bit more, criticism is appreciated and deserved, did I do everyone right so far? I know I didn't make many of them even talk yet, but I will, and to everyone that commented "can't wait for the next chapter" and everyone that followed and faved, I give you full permission to hate me and yell at me if need be.

;p

I'm a horrible person

*piece sign*

Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!