Summary: Natsu has run into many different things when breaking into Lucy's apartment, but dirty stories combined with a drunk Lucy was certainly at the bottom of his expectations.

A/N: Yep, it's smut! I don't usually write smut just for the sake of being smutty, but hey, nothing wrong with it every once and awhile. This smut at least has some context, and uh, romance. Also inspired by the Fairy Tail OVA involving drunk Lucy, and I've always enjoyed the concept of Lucy writing stories about other members in Fairy Tail, so I had to add that in. Anyways, enjoy!

Warnings: Graphic sexual content – M for a reason!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or the cover photo used for this story.

Fire and Whiskey

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"Man, there are hardly any good missions lately." Natsu groaned as he stared at the mission board, eyes glazing over in boredom.

"Natsu, what about this one?" Happy chimed, hovering eye level with the fire mage with paper in hand.

Natsu stared momentarily at the mission posting, eyes squinted as if concentrated. "'Looking for two or three strong mages to perform magic at my eight year old son's birthday party. Flashy magic preferred! 100,000 jewel reward'…" He read, pausing for a moment before groaning and throwing his head back, rocking briefly onto his heals. "Performing at a birthday party? Seriously? That's boring! I want to fight!"

"But 100,000 jewel… we could buy so much fish with that." The blue cat spoke longingly, mouth beginning to salivate at the mention of fish. "I want to eat Natsu, and we're broke." He finished bluntly.

"Fine." Natsu sighed, resigning to his feline friend's request. He wasn't wrong, they were pretty broke. And if the posting was correct, all they had to do was show up and do magic for about an hour for group of kids. Pretty easy for such a high reward. "C'mon, lets go ask Lucy if she wants to go. I think her rent is coming up soon."

"The ad said flashy magic. Is Lucy's magic flashy enough? Maybe we should ask Gray or Erza instead." Happy stated neutrally, following the pink-haired dragon slayer as he began to walk the familiar route towards Lucy's apartment.

"No way, we always go on missions with Lucy. She's our partner after all!" Natsu responded with optimism. Indeed, leaving the blonde haired Celestial Spirit mage behind just wouldn't feel right. Since she joined the guild, they haven't gone on a mission without her. "Plus, kids would like Celestial Spirits right? And she has that shiny whip thing – that's flashy."

"Aye, you're right it wouldn't be the same without her." Happy admitted.

The duo eventually reached the apartment belonging to the blonde in question after a few minutes of walking. "Are we sure she's even home?" Happy questioned, hovering near the door.

"Hmmm, it does look pretty dark in there." Natsu said, staring up at the darkened windows of the building. "Well! There's only one way to find out, right Happy?!" He exclaimed, a mischievous grin forming on his face.

"Aye, sir!" The Happy exclaimed excitedly, taking his partners cue by grabbing his vest and flying them up to the window.

After all, when has Lucy not being home ever stopped them? Breaking into her apartment was so common it was like a bi-weekly tradition for them, much to the disdain of the Celestial Spirit mage.

Happy hovered near the top window, allowing Natsu to fumble with the seal. "Got it! He said after a few seconds passed, pushing the window open with ease. Natsu hopped in through the opening with Happy quickly flying in after. "Well." He spoke after a few moments silence, placing his hands on his hips as he scanned the dark room. "Maybe she really isn't here."

"Shall we wait then?" Happy chimed cheerily, immediately zooming over to the desk in the room and nosily rifling through the papers on it.

"Yup!" Natsu responded with optimism, grinning widely at the blue cat. "Anyways, I'm starved. I'm gonna go see what she has in the kitchen."

"Check to see if she has fish!" Happy called after his friend as he picked up one of Lucy's many short stories to read.

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2 hours later…

"Man, where is she?" Natsu groaned out monotonously, suppressing a yawn as he lounged leisurely on the couch. "I'm getting tired."

"Natsu, I'm hungry." Happy complained, tenderly patting his own growling stomach. "Lucy hardly had any food, and you ate it all without sharing…"

"Sorry Happy." The fire mage grinned sheepishly at the Exceed, making no effort to hide his guilt. "Heh, Lucy's gonna be mad when she sees that we ate all her food. Good thing we have a mission for her right?"

"You ate all her food." Happy corrected him. "I didn't get anything." He whined.

"Why don't you go to the dining hall then? I'm sure Mira will feed ya." Natsu said casually, shutting his eyes and leaning his head back on the couch. "I'll wait for Lucy."

"Ooo, I hope she has some of that catfish still!" Happy exclaimed excitedly, his mouth visibly salivating at the thought.

Natsu cracked open one eye to watch his feline friend speed off, disappearing out of the window they came in through. It was kind of a dick move he supposed to eat all the food in the apartment without sharing any with Happy, but what could he say? He was hungry. Lucy was going to be damn pissed at him too when she finds out.

Oh well, the worst she usually does is yell and try to hit him. The Dragon Slayer has gotten so used to her spontaneous attacks towards him that he's grown to be pretty good at dodging them. Now it's just kind of cute, to the point where Natsu sometimes purposefully irked her just to get that reaction.

Natsu exhaled out a puff of air, pushing himself off of the couch and making his way to Lucy's bedroom. May as well get some sleep while waiting for her.

Clumsily plopping down onto the bed, he heaved out a contented sigh, smiling lightly to himself. "Lucy's bed really is the best." He said to the empty room.

It's so strange that she wasn't home yet though. Natsu has waited for Lucy many times before, and typically she's home well before 8pm, with the only exception being when she's out late doing a mission with him or the rest of the team. It was now going on 10pm and still no sign of her. It was weird indeed. Oh well. More time to sleep in her bed before she kicks him out.

And yet, for some reason, he couldn't sleep. Which was pretty strange for him, he could usually always sleep in Lucy's bed. Letting out an aggravated sigh, he jumped up from the bed and began to pace around the room. Waiting for Lucy was so boring sometimes, especially without Happy here.

He glanced over at the desk where Lucy generally did her writing, papers scatted about due to Happy rifling through them earlier. The pair of them have read almost all of Lucy's stories, much to her displeasure. Natsu didn't think they were bad, he wasn't certain why she was so sensitive about them. Perhaps some of them were a bit… out there, but nothing wrong with a bit of obscurity. Granted, he wasn't much of a reader either.

Happy didn't say anything about anything new being there, but it doesn't hurt to double check. The fire mage was certainly bored enough to do so. Natsu wasn't necessarily a big reader in general, but he often made an exception for Lucy's stories.

Let's see he thought to himself as he flipped through the stories… read that one… nothing new… oh, that one was about the Invisible Man, he already read it though.

Curiously, Natsu opened up the desk drawer, finding another stack of papers inside. They haven't ever checked in there before… he pulled the top stack out and read the title: "The Frozen Waters of Love"

Natsu quirked an eyebrow… a romance? Not usually Lucy's style… or his preference for that matter, but hell, he was bored enough to read anything right now. It became apparent that this story was about a beautiful, water controlling mermaid that fell madly in-love with a dark-haired "stud" from the land that had a fondness for carving ice sculptures… how odd. It sounded familiar in a way, but Natsu couldn't quite place why.

He tossed the story aside and rifled through the drawer for others, finding one with a title that peaked his interest: "The Dragon Slayer of Nevarra"

He had no idea that Lucy wrote about Dragon Slayers! This could be good! Wonder why she never told him about this story?

Taking the small stack of papers, he moved back over to the bed, lying down on it and beginning to read. It became quickly apparent that the Dragon Slayer in Lucy's story was different from the ones in their world… but not necessarily in a bad way. The Dragon Slayer in question was described as a brave and handsome warrior that wielded a flaming sword and had… pink… hair…?

Natsu felt his face heat up lightly, was this person based off of him? Lucy was writing about him as a… handsome warrior "Dragon Slayer"… He wasn't sure what to think. Curiously, he read on.

The premise of the story was about a famous Dragon Slayer that was hired by a King to rescue his daughter from an evil, fire-breathing dragon. The Dragon Slayer accepted, but only if it meant he got to marry the Princess in question. The King agreed, so the Dragon Slayer valiantly set off on his quest to rescue the beautiful Princess from the clutches of the evil dragon.

So, if he was the Dragon Slayer, who's the Princess? He read on…

In the end, the story took a surprising twist of events where the Princess and the Dragon Slayer teamed up and took down the dragon with their combined efforts, saving the land of Nevarra. Not too shabby, especially if it was based on him. He was pretty awesome after all.

He never did figure out who the Princess was, but Lucy writing a badass story about him was cool enough! Natsu flipped over the last page, only to find that there was one other behind it… "Post-Epilogue Extra" it was called. Curiously, he continued to read.

And… It was about the wedding between the great Dragon Slayer Dragneel and the beautiful Princess Heartfilia.

Natsu flushed, swallowing thickly. This story was about him and Lucy. Him and Lucy! Getting married of all things! But there was more…

The story continued to from there to describe in great detail how the mighty Dragon Slayer carried the Princess off to her chambers in order to consummate their marriage… Natsu choked on his own spit, this whole chapter was nothing but sex!

But Natsu would be lying to himself if he said he didn't find it arousing at all. The detail… the imagery… everything, it was all very enticing even to his own sexually inexperienced self. The fact that story was about him and Lucy too made it all the more appealing. It built on the fantasies he already had about that Celestial Spirit Mage. He had always been aware of the fact that he found his blonde-haired partner attractive. That was one of the reasons he had partnered with her in the first place after all, he had thought her good looks would come in handy with the Everlue mission they went on together.

Of course, that ended up not working out the way he had intended, but it still didn't hurt to have a pretty partner who also turned out to be nice, and a fairly strong mage as well. Yes, he had fantasized about her plenty of times before… but does this story mean that she does as well? Or was it just fiction? Natsu found himself ever so curious, but he wasn't certain if asking her was wise either.

She would kill him if she knew he was reading through her even more private stories.

He felt himself nearly jump out of his skin when he heard the bedroom door creak . He didn't hear anyone come in the front door! He must've looked like a deer in headlights when the familiar face of the blonde female in question came into view.

"L-L-Lucy!" He exclaimed, face paling as he sat there motionless, with paper in hand. He was dead, he was so dead. "It's-it's not what it looks like!"

"Naaatsu!" She drawled out, clumsily stumbling towards him. "I knewsh you'd be here!" A hiccup.

Natsu blinked, once, twice, thrice, a bewildered expression on his face. What's her deal? She isn't mad at him like she normally is? He figured she'd be furious considering he was caught red-handed reading this story.

Lucy hiccuped again, stumbling towards the bed prompting Natsu to jump up and catch her before she fell flat on her face. It was then that he smelled it. She was drunk. Natsu's nose crinkled as the all too familiar stench entered his nostrils, overpowering her usual sweet scent that he loved so much.

Lucy sighed, cuddling up against him, her small hands clutching his vest which admittedly was not helping his already semi-aroused state. "Natsu you're so-sh waarm! It's niice." She slurred, leaning even closer against him to the point where Natsu was certain she would fall if he let her go.

So that's where she was all night. Out getting drunk. Drinking wasn't something he was opposed to, he even kept a bottle of vodka around his house for certain occasions. But he rarely got this drunk. "Lucy, c'mon." He spoke softly, lightly pulling her in the direction of the bed. "You're drunk. Let's get you to bed."

He supposed he was lucky he was off the hook for now with the whole story incident. He could probably clean up all the papers and put them back in place without her even noticing once he got her into bed!

"Whaa? Noo Natsu I'm not drunksh! You're being sillly! I just wanna be with youuu!" She drawled out, stumbling into him and causing the duo to tumble rather ungracefully onto the bed.

Lucy giggled, balancing herself on her elbows and staring down at the shocked fire mage, her face lightly flushed from the effects of the alcohol. Natsu gulped, cheeks turning a shade darker than his hair as he stared up at the attractive blonde above him, his state of arousal returning tenfold. What should he do? What should he do?!

"L-Lucy." He choked out, pushing lightly on her shoulders, finding himself having some difficulty moving his body. "This isn't you. You're drunk, you need to go to bed."

The blonde giggled again, affectionately petting his hair, which was rapidly becoming soaked with sweat. "Ohh Natsu, you're so cute when you're worried about mee!" She cooed, briefly resting her forehead against his own before glancing towards the scattered papers on the other side of the bed. "Ish that my story? Natsu you know you're not supposed to read that!" Another hiccup. She briefly stared at the papers before looking back towards the fire mage, giving him a look that went straight to his groin. "You knooow, I wrote that story about you and me right?" She said, a seductive lilt to her voice, bringing a hand up to rest on his cheek.

Natsu swallowed thickly, the color of his face likely matching that of a tomato in this instant. What was he doing? What was he doing? Why was he allowing this?! He needed to push her off right. Now. But he found himself petrified under her, and based on the feeling down south, he was tenting rather badly.

"How about weee…" She continued, eyes lidded in a seductive manner as she stared down at him, the stench of booze almost overwhelming as her breath cascaded over his face. "Act out that story?"

Natsu's heart was thudding so loudly in his chest he was certain it might pop out. He wanted to, oh how he wanted to. After all, he had been fantasizing about this moment longer than he knew about that story. And despite the offsetting stench of alcohol, it was hard to ignore that fact that Lucy was laying on top of him, her partially exposed breasts rubbing enticingly against his own chest. But he couldn't… he just couldn't. Not when she was like this. He gently removed her hand from his cheek and pushed, a little harder this time, against her shoulder with his other hand. "Lucy… I can't…"

Lucy giggled and hiccuped again, ignoring his comment entirely. Clumsily, she grabbed the hand that was pushing on her shoulder and guided it downward to rest on her left breast. Then, she allowed her other hand to travel south and rub rather pleasantly against his groin. "C'moon Naatsu!" She cooed out drunkenly. "I knooow you want to!"

Natsu lied there, mortified, unbelieving that he was hearing these things come out of Lucy's mouth. Unbelieving that she was doing these things. Last time she got drunk in his presence, she had said some interesting things to him and even climbed on his back, but nothing like this. Did he want to? Oh yes he did, he very much did. But he found himself torn between what he wanted and what he felt was right. It wasn't right to do this with her when she was intoxicated, when she wasn't in her right mind. But at the same time, this might be his only chance… and he quickly found that his hormones were pushing him towards doing what he wanted.

"Dammit!" He cursed harshly, resigning himself to the drive of his instincts.

It was wrong, he knew it was wrong. That little voice was whispering in the back of his head telling him that, telling him to stop this. But he couldn't, not when this was lying on top of him, willingly touching him in all the right places. He was never an overly horny guy, but even he had urges.

Hesitantly, Natsu began to fondle the breast that she had previously placed his hand on, earning a rather delightful moan from her. He wrapped his other hand around her waist, slipping it under the fabric of her shirt and fumbling with the clasp of her bra. Lucy sighed, dipping her head down to rest on his shoulder, exposing her neck to the fire mage which he eagerly began to explore, licking, kissing, and occasionally biting at the soft flesh, earning a gasp from the blonde.

Lucy slipped a hand inside of his pants, wrapping a soft hand around his hardened length and slowly began to move up and down, stroking the entirety of him. Natsu almost bit her neck a bit too hard in surprise at this, a harsh groan escaping him. Lucy jumped slightly at this before bursting into a fit of giggles as she sloppily continued her ministrations.

After what seemed like an eternity, he finally managed to unclasp her bra, the straps following loosely onto her back. Who knew that those things would be so hard to deal with? Lucy's story made it seem so easy.

Following suit, the blonde sat up, clumsily pulling the clothing over her head and fully exposing her chest to the enthralled dragon slayer. Natsu mimicked her, shrugging off his own vest and even tugging his scarf off, throwing the clothing onto the floor. It was far, far too hot in this room for clothes now. Even for him.

Another giggle escaped Lucy's mouth promptly followed by a hiccup as she eagerly leaned down and ghosted her hands over the Dragon Slayer's chest, the skin slick with sweat. Clumsily, she moved her head down and crashed her head against his in a rather sloppy kiss, eagerly licking at his lips. Natsu readily returned it, opening up his mouth and entwining his tongue with hers.

She tasted like a combination of alcohol, sweat, and vomit. Gross, but it ultimately did nothing to diminish Natsu's current state of arousal. His senses were quickly becoming overloaded by the new, musky scent in the air that was easily overpowering the smell of alcohol.

In one swift movement, without breaking the kiss, Natsu gripped Lucy's shoulders and flipped them so that he was now on top. After all, this was the position the Dragon Slayer Dragneel was in with the Princess Heartfilia in Lucy's story. Plus, it did feel more natural for him, as if he was in charge… it was nice.

Natsu broke away from the kiss and once again began licking and sucking at her neck, slowly trailing downwards until he reached her chest, where he eagerly took one of her nipples into his mouth – the skin here admittedly much better tasting than her mouth currently was. Lucy moaned softly in response, entangling her hands into his hair.

Her response went straight to his groin, and, wanting to hear more, Natsu hesitantly moved his hand further south, dipping under the fabric of her skirt and underwear and rubbing the hot, wet flesh beneath. Admittedly, Natsu didn't completely know what he was doing. In fact, he was mostly just following his own instinct, and, to some degree, what happened in Lucy's story. But, if her reactions were any indication, he was doing pretty decently. She let out a content sigh, hands clutching his hair even tighter. "Mmm, sooo gooood Natsuuu." She drawled out, her voice breathy – it was like music to his ears.

Lucy trailed her hands down his back until they were resting on the waistband of his pants, where she eagerly tugged at it. Following her cue, Natsu's hands left her body momentarily to pull off his pants, tossing them into the pile that held the rest of the pair's clothing. Lucy giggled, her face flushed cutely as she grasped Natsu's shoulder, pulling herself up and promptly wrapping her other hand around her length, rather sloppily moving it up and down. It didn't matter to Natsu though, all he knew is that she was touching him – and it felt good.

The fire mage exhaled harshly in excitement as he hooked his fingers onto the hem of Lucy's skirt, pulling both that and her underwear over her legs and off of her body. Lucy whined at the sudden loss of contact as Natsu pulled away from her in this motion, causing her to flop clumsily back onto the bed, but he didn't care. All he knew in this instant is that this was where that musky scent was coming from and he wanted it.

In the story, the Dragon Slayer had pleasured the Princess down here using his mouth, and oh did that thought sound pleasant to Natsu! Not only did he get to smell it, but he would get to taste it as well! His senses were overloading at the sheer thought.

Wasting no time, he eagerly dipped his head down towards her crotch, taking a moment to inhale the scent before placing his mouth on the hot, wet flesh. Immediately Lucy moaned in response, once again entangling her fingers into his hair and pulling him closer. Taking it as a good sign, Natsu continued to do what he was doing, continuing to lick and suck at her wet heat, and oh did she taste good! He couldn't quite place what it tasted like, but that didn't matter, all he knew is that it was driving him mad.

After not much time had passed, Natsu felt her grip on his hair tighten, her thighs squeezing his head so hard that it almost hurt. She let out a loud moan that almost sounded like a scream, reaching her climax. Natsu, albeit somewhat reluctantly, pulled away from her heat, positioning himself so that he was once again leaning over top of her. Her expression was content and relaxed as she rapidly exhaled a series of shallow breaths, beads of sweat forming on her forehead and her cheeks flushed. It was a rather nice look…

In Lucy's story, the Princess had also 'gone down on' the Dragon Slayer in the same way he had gone down on her, but Natsu wasn't planning on pushing Lucy to do that. In fact, he was perfectly content with what he was getting now. And right now, he couldn't wait any longer. He wanted her right now. Eagerly and swiftly, he hooked one of her legs over his shoulder, brushing lightly against her and positioning himself so that he was even with her entrance. Just as he was about to push in, he heard his partner let out a rather loud and obnoxious… snore?

Natsu frowned, stopping what he was doing and releasing her leg, glancing up at the blonde. She was asleep! She snored again, mouth wide open as a bit of saliva dripped down the side of it, her chest rhythmically rising and falling. Yep, she was definitely asleep alright. Natsu groaned in disappointment, his current state of arousal quickly diminishing. He was close, he was oh so close, but he wasn't interested in having sex with her when she was passed out.

Natsu flopped down beside her, letting out a sigh as he stared at the passed out blonde. Perhaps it was for the best. As his arousal diminished, he began to regain some of his sense and quickly began to realize just how badly this could have gone. As much as he wanted to do this with Lucy, he also didn't want to take advantage of his friend in her drunken state. At least, not any more than he already had.

The fire mage smiled affectionately at her, she did look pretty cute when sleeping like this. Resigning himself to the idea that nothing more was going to happen and finally going limp himself, Natsu pushed himself off of the bed, pulling the covers out from under the sleeping girl and draping them over her.

Natsu sat back down on the bed, glancing at the blonde once again and briefly wondering if she would remember any of this in the morning. Man, that would bode poorly for him if she did… probably best for him to leave, as much as he did like sleeping in Lucy's bed.

Just as he was about to stand back up however, he felt a pair of soft hands wrap around his midsection. "Mmm… Natsu… don't go…" He heard Lucy softly moan out in her sleep.

Well, maybe he could stay. What's the worst she could do to him?

Hesitantly, he joined her under the covers, where she promptly cuddled against his chest and once again began to snore. Natsu draped his arm over Lucy's waist, casually resting it on the small of her back, closing his eyes and sighing in contentment.

Even if she would be mad at him in the morning, this was sure nice to be this close to her right now…

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Natsu's slept wonderfully that night. He had dreams of single-handedly storming castles and fighting dragons, using his Dragon Slayer magic to take them out in a single blow. These were accompanied by rather satisfying dreams of his pretty blonde partner, where she praised him for his strength and rewarded him by touching him in all the right places. Oh how nice these fantasies were. However, those dreams quickly faded away when he was jolted awake by a shrill scream.

Natsu practically jumped upright, only to come face to face with a horrified Lucy. "N-N-Natsu?! What are you doing in my bed!? Why are you naked?!" She glanced down at her own exposed self, her breasts plainly in view of the fire mage, and gasped, quickly covering herself. "Why am I naked?!" She shrieked.

Natsu, not knowing how to react, grinned sheepishly at the furious blonde. "Good morning Lucy!"

She responded to him with a punch to the face, which Natsu narrowly blocked. She continued to shout unintelligible things at him that he could barely make out, wildly flailing her arms around. All Natsu knew is that she was angry. Not knowing what else to do and just wanting a way to get her to shut up, he pushed her down and placed his mouth on hers, causing her to immediately freeze.

After a few moments, he pulled away. "Sorry!" He said, smiling innocently at the stunned female. "You were being loud."

"You! Y-you!" Lucy stammered out, blushing furiously and pointing a trembling finger accusingly at him, yet seeming to be at a loss for words.

"You know…" Natsu said, defensively crossing his arms. "You were the one that asked me to stay with you. I tried to leave."

"W-what? No way… I don't remember anything…" She said, staring guiltily down at her lap. "J-just put some clothes on, alright?!"

"O-kay." Natsu said simply, pushing himself off the bed as the blonde looked away.

Once he was faced away and nearly redressed, he heard the rustling of Lucy standing up and doing what was likely the same thing as him. "Stay right there for a moment! Don't look!" She ordered him, which he complied with, humming quietly to himself as he waited.

He knew she would be mad, but he didn't necessarily understand quite why. Well, he did, but it all seemed a bit excessive. After all, he had seen her naked before! As well as slept in her bed with her. Besides! Even if she was drunk, it was her that came onto him! … Not to mention that story about him and her…

"Were you reading my stories?!" She suddenly accused, as if reading his thoughts.

Although perhaps the scatted pages of "The Dragon Slayer of Nevarra" were enough to cue her in.

Natsu hesitantly turned to face her, letting out a nervous laugh and grinning sheepishly at he stared at the annoyed blonde, one hand placed indignantly on her hip and the other holding a page of the story accusingly out in front of her.

Well, it was either not or never to confront her about it. He wanted to hear the truth right from the horses mouth.

"Well?!" She questioned again as the Dragon Slayer cautiously approached her.

"Yeah, I read them." Natsu admitted cheerily, resulting in the blondes face becoming even more furious. "I especially liked that last part in 'The Dragon Slayer of Nevarra' with the wedding and the… umm…" He found himself flushing lightly as he began to recall the events of the story, and last night.

At this, Lucy's face turned from angry to mortified, her face flushing to the color of Erza's hair. "Y-you read that…?"

"Yup! It was pretty good!" He grinned at her momentarily, before leaning in closer. "Although I have to wonder… were the two main characters in that one just maaaybe based off of... us?"

It really did take all of his courage to push this on her, but he wanted to hear her admit it more than anything.

"I… I…" She began hesitantly, her face still as red as a tomato. "Okay! Fine! You got me, that story was about… us…" Embarrassed, she looked away. "I never meant for you to read that…" She finished quietly.

Natsu chuckled, moving in closer to her and lightly grasping her shoulders. "Well, I'm glad I did." He said simply before leaning down and kissing her once again.

Lucy hesitated for a moment before gradually easing into the kiss, wrapping her arms around his neck and sighing contently. After a few seconds passed, they broke away from each other. The fire mage grinned down at her as she smiled lightly, her cheeks slightly flushed. "That was nice…" She admitted after a few moments silence.

Natsu definitely agreed with that.

"So…" Natsu said simply. "If I slay a dragon, does that mean I get to marry you?"

"W-what? No!" Lucy began before pausing for a moment and then suddenly bursting into a fit of giggles. "Well... maybe. But, only if it's a really big dragon. Maybe we should just try dating now, okay?"

Natsu laughed, affectionately clasping her on the shoulder. "Sounds good to me!"

Lucy smiled, leaning in closer to him and letting out a contented sigh. "I have to know though." She said. "What happened last night? We didn't... do anything, did we?"

"O-oh! Well, it's pretty funny actually." Natsu spoke, guiltily rubbing the back of his head and laughing nervously. "You came home drunk and tried to seduce me."

"Wh-what?!" She gasped, jumping away from him and once again blushing the color of Erza's hair.

"Yeah." Natsu said, grinning at her sheepishly. "Don't worry, nothing happened." That was true... for the most part... she didn't need to know the little details. The blonde silently stared at him for a moment, causing him to add on to his statement. "You fell asleep."

"Oh… ohh…" Lucy said, laughing awkwardly at herself. "Levy did say I act pretty weird when drunk."

"Yeah you do." Natsu agreed. "But it wasn't too bad!"

"Well maybe not for you." Lucy huffed out indignantly before staring up at him. "Next time, I want to be fully aware!" She declared.

Natsu flushed lightly at the blonde's insinuation about 'next time' before laughing lightly and grinning at her. "I can live with that." He said, wrapping his arms around her and pulling her into a hug, which she readily returned.

Yep, he could definitely live with that. Who knew that breaking into his friend's house, reading her private dirty stories, and then sort of-but not completely sleeping with her when drunk could turn out so well for him? Apparently miracles do happen.

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END

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A/N: Let me just say that I don't really think that it's in Natsu's character to have sex with a drunk person (Or so readily have sex with anyone for that matter, considering his general lack of interest in the matter). But, without that this story would be all fluff and no smut, and I really wanted to write some smut haha. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed so far! Second chapter is up for those who want to read more!