So, I wrote this years ago and just now found it.
After editing it, I thought I'd post it because I thought it was funny.
From the POV of a random character I put in here to make it this amusing.
I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

The setting was the ninja academy. Sasuke was sitting at the desk with Naruto standing on it in front of him. The two of them began to glare at each other.

"What's going on?" Naruto muttered to Sasuke, barely moving his mouth, so the camera didn't catch it. "Where are the sparks?"

"I don't know." Sasuke muttered back, moving his mouth as little as possible. He had just been wondering the same thing.

"Maybe we need to glare harder." Naruto murmured in suggestion.

With that, their glares intensified but, still, no sparks appeared.

"Hey! Where are the sparks?" Naruto called out, turning to look over his shoulder at the Director. "We need the sparks for our glares! Otherwise, it just doesn't work!"

"He's right, you know." I quipped from the sidelines, glancing at the Director as well.

The Director gave me an exasperated look, to which I grinned at, before looking away from me.

"Someone! Get the spark effects working!" He called out. "Take two!"

The two of them began to glare again. And this time, the sparks effect showed up.

Shikamaru was in place, and with the spark effect there now, he was able to take his cue. He moved back and bumped Naruto. But instead of Naruto being pushed towards Sasuke, he fell off of the desk. He landed face first into the seat next to Sasuke with his legs on the desk, his feet hanging off of the edge of it just barely. One of his legs even began to twitch a little bit.

A frustrated sigh escaped Sasuke as he let his arms rest for a moment, mumbling under his breath. "I don't get paid enough for this."

"Oi..." The Director muttered, rubbing his temples. "This is going to be a long day..."