Author's Note: This is it. Last in the trilogy of the BSC and HP. Boo-hoo. *cheers* I'm so glad. You should be, too, it's the end of this insane cliche (depends, though). You wouldn't believe how much sleep I've lost writing this... oh, wait, it was doing my homework that I didn't sleep... anyways, please read and review????? You know you want to. :) "DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!'" :)
*and to those who don't know, "shnike" is pronounced shuh-NIKE-ee, and rhymes with "nike", as in the sports brand.*>>
*Last time, Mr. and Mrs. Pike were enjoying each other but happen to find their children up their pants, their kids turned into newts (courtesy of Harry), and I had to go off to...ah....do something else*
Me (in my bedroom, reading Harry Potter #4 for the fifteenth time): Oh my god, Harry, watch out! Go! Go! Go while you have the chance !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry (finds himself Apparated to my room, suddenly looks disgusted): Nori, multiple exclamation marks are the indicating signs of insanity.
Me (not listening): Um- hum...
Me (jumps out of bed): YEARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Harry (not looking sorry at all): Sorry, didn't mean to surprise you...
Me: HARRY! What are you doing here in my bedroom! I was READING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Er-
Me (realizing he's actually here): Oh, good. Sit down. I want to find out what happened after I-
Harry (suddenly turns dark red): That was YOU who put that PIXIE STIX in my MOUTH?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me (deep purple): IT'S NOT PIXIE STIX, IT'S PIXIE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry (looks frightened): Er- right...sorry. (sits back down on chair)
Me (calms down): Okay. So, what happened?
Harry (blushes): Well, I accidentally- er- I-
Me (sitting on verge of seat): What?
Harry (in a rush): I got up, ran to the window, and threw myself out.
Me (frowning): Why?
Hary (dreamily): I saw tiny green elephants and wanted to join them in the sky...
Me (very excited): You saw the tiny green elephants? Wow! I see them too! In fact... *looks at watch* OH MY GLORIOUS SHNIKES!!!!!!!
Harry (still dreamily): Shnikes?
Me (impatiently, goes and grabs Harry's hand): I'm late! It's time for your third and final BSC Crossover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry (moans, covers face in hands and tries to get my grip off): Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me (grinning slyly): Harry, you know, multiple exclamation marks are the first indicating signs of insanity.
*familiar white mist comes up*
Kristy: Harry, is that you?
Claudia: I'm sure it is.
Abby (in announcer's voice): Yes, here he is, Harry Potter, live in BSC headquarters.
Harry (looking around for me, can't find me, and sighs wearily): I'm going to get her for all this...
Kristy (coolly): So, Harry, we heard what happened in your job at the Pikes'.
Harry (puts head into hands): Er- right.
Kristy, Claudia, Mary Anne, Mallory, Jessi, Abby, Stacey, Dawn, and Shannon: How COULD you?
Mallory (starts crying): Harry, my parents nearly had heart attacks from those slugs, and trying to find where my siblings were!!!!!!!!!
Mary Anne (sniffling as well): Oh, Harry...
Harry (sinking into cringing ball in chair): I did- didn't mean to...
Abby (face hard): Oh, yes, I can see it now. INCOMPENTENT BABYSITTER TURNS KIDS INTO SLUGS.
Harry (finally explodes): IT WASN'T MY FAULT, ALL RIGHT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BSC (totally shocked): Oh.
Kristy: Meeting adjourned!
All (look at her strangely): Excuse me?
Kristy (points to clock): It's six!
All (roll eyes): Okay.
Harry (scrambles out of room and flies downstairs while they're distracted): Erm- bye!
Me (appearing on sidewalk infront of him): So, how'd it go?
Harry (nearly tripping over me, running like his life depended on it): God, Nori.... If I ever have the chance to kill you...
*white mist swirls around us*
Me (having Apparated both of them to some distant, unknown mountain range): What?
Harry: What did you do?
Me (squinting): I- I think we're on Machupiccu or something...
Harry (confused, looks over edge of mountain and nearly falls): HOLY SKITTLES, GET US OFF HERE, QUICK!
Me (frustrated): Oh, nutty nuts! Something's blocked my Apparating powers!
Harry (edges back to me): And you were saying...
Me: No se donde estamos...
Harry: Erm- yo quiero Taco Bell?
Me: Creo que estamos arriba de MachuPiccu o Cotopaxi o algo asÃ...
Harry (head cocked to one side, frowning): Er-what?
*whoosh of air nearly blasts both of us down*
Harry: WHOA!
Me: WHOA!
Hary: Are you okay?
Me: Of course I am!
Harry: Why were you speaking in Spanish?
Me: I wasn't speaking is Spa-
Dumbledore: Greetings, fellow persons...
Me and Harry: What in the name of the heavenly shnikes are you doing here?
McGonagall (face ashen): I thought you might have had better sense, Mr. Potter. We were so worried!
Me (frowning): What?
Dumbledore: I am sorry to bear this bad news, but, alas, we must get Mr. Potter back to where he is scheduled to be at this very moment.
Me (confused): Where?
Dumbledore (looks at black piece of parchment): It says, Bring Potter to me at top of Machu-Piccu at five thirty, today. Signed, Lord V. (D.E.)
Me (shaking head at their stupidity): Well, get off here then, it's Voldemort who wrote you that note, he's going to kill Harry!
Dumbledore (muttering): Preposterous...
McGonagall (smiles evilly and takes face off): Not so preposterous as I, dear Dumbledore...
Dumbledore (calmly): Ah, so it is you, Tom.
Voldemort: My name is no longer Tom Riddle.
Dumbledore (icilly, trying to himself between Voldie and Harry): Yes, and I suppose it's now Voldemort, is it not?
Me (impatiently): Look, you guys, it's really not time to have an all out fight, you know.
Harry (whispers, eyes fixed on Voldie): Get away from here, Nori, you'll only get hurt.
Me: Of course I wont! (goes up between Voldemort and Dumbledore and pries them apart)
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (whooshes wand around)
Dumbledore and Harry (duck): Aaaahhhhhh! (nothing happens)
*everyone stands up again and Voldie looks ashamed*
Nori: See, you guys? It's not Voldemort at all! It's probably just... (reaches up and takes Voldie's face off) What the....
Kristy (furious): Harry, we demand a replay of your babysitting job.
Harry (nearly levitates): What the....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumbledore (takes face and robes off and is found to be Claudia): Harry, you're coming with us.
Me (smacks head): I have nothing to do with this, okay?
*later, in BSC headquarters...*
Kristy: Okay, Harry, come on. What exactly happened at the Pikes'?
Harry (cringes, looks for help and finds angry eyes instead): Er-
Stacey (accusing voice): Well?
Harry (mumbling very fast): I turned them into toads and then newts.
Kristy, Mary Anne, Stacey, Claudia, Dawn, Abby, Mallory, and Jessi: Excuse me?
Harry (getting annoyed here): I SAID, er (looks around): um, Nori made me do it.
Me: WHAT??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry (edging out of door): Nori, multiple exclamation points are the indicating signs of insanity...
Me: So what, I'm insane, I know that... (puts on innocent face) But, Harry, I never made you do anything!
Claudia (softly): Harry, please, tell me- us- where Mal's sisters and brothers are.
Abby (quietly): Yeah, because she misses them so much.
Harry (looks at Claudia in desperate attempt to change subject): Are you sure you're not Cho?
Mallory and Jessi (giggling): Oooooh, Harry and Claudia, sitting in a tree, K-I-
Everyone else: Shut up.
Mal and Jessi (small voices): Okay.
Kristy (sternly): Now, no backing out of it, tells us.
Harry (sighing heavily): I got there, the kids mobbed me, and I accidentally turned them into-
Britney Spears:
he played with the Pikes',
and then lost in their game,
Oh, Harry, Harry
He does-n't know,
whatever is o-out there
includes the B-S-s-C-
Me: Noooooooo!
BSC: Yeah, Britney!
Harry (looks at me): Let's go.
Kristy (didn't hear us): Do you think that maybe, in your next album, you could put, call KL-3-
Stacey and Claudia: He wasn't Lucky, and he didn't cry-y...
Me (hands over ears): I'm gone...
*on sidewalk*
Me (smirking): Well, now, that was-
Harry (turns green): Don't even say it...
Me: -an interesting experience, wasn't it?
Harry (muttering): Sure, whatever...
Me (sighs ruefully): Okay, I'll Apparate us back to your castle...
*white mist comes up, a second later we're in Gryffindor common room*
Hermione: Harry? Nori? Did you just Apparate here?
Me: Yeah, I did.
Hermione: You can't Apparate inside Hogwarts grounds!
Me (grouchy now): Well, we just did, Hermy...
Harry and Ron (their eyes bugging out): What did you call Hermione?
Me (moodily): Hermy.
Hermione (notices I'm in a bad mood, moves over in chair to let me sit): It's okay, I rather like it. Hermy...
Harry: Whats the matter, Nori?
Me (punches the chairs' armrest): I'm fine...
Ron: No, you aren't!
Me (jumps up): Okay, so I'm not fine!!!!!!!!! You want to know why?
Harry: Er- too many exclamation points?
Me (pauses to think): No, I- need...
Harry (face starts getting gray): Oh, no, run for your lives, everybody?
Ron and Hermione: What? (turn to look at Harry who is hiding beneath a table, and everyone else is staring at him)
Me (feeling much, much, much, much better): PIXIE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filch: I demand you not mess the common room up, it took five hours of re-designing all the damage done by those Weasels...
Mrs Norris: Meowlr! (nods)
Voldie (comes in suddenly): MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me (getting hyperer and holing ten gallons' worth of PIXIE POWERS in hand): Was it this fic where I mentioned him sounding like a monkey?
Harry (moaning): I think so.
Me: YOU SOUND LIKE A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort (smirks): multiple exclamation points are the-
Me (screaming with joy): I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! have some PIXIE POWER! (I fling the PIXIE'S over everyone heads and they start scrambling)
Harry (tries to breathe deeply): Oh, not again, this is too much...
BSC (suddenly arrive in common room): YEAH!!!! A party!!!!
Harry (moans again): Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Claudia (finds PIXIE POWER): Oh, look, guys, Pixie Stix! (makes mad dash to join the others on floor)
Hermione: Do you know what they are? Had they been invented yet when Ann M. Martin first wrote your books? (goes off to library to find out. Ron follows her)
Ron: Wait, Hermione! Never-
Rose (titanic): I'll never let go, Jack... (let's Jack and he dies forever, then Rose also vanishes)
Me (furious): DON'T YOU DARE CALL THEM PIXIE STIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY HAVE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S PIXIE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone (turns to look at me): Okies.. pixie power...
Me (happy): Good. Let the party-
Celine Dion:
near, far where-EVER you are,
you may eat to your hea-arts' conte-e-nt...
Me (can't hear her over rising noise level): Was that you, Harry?
Harry (crunches down): Oh, I hope there wont be a sequel, please let there not be a sequel...
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