Whose Line is it Anyway- Episode Three: by Torrent
Note: Okay peeps! After a long wait this is the third part to my RK whose line. I gotta say I got most of my ideas for the games from Ayumi-chan so thanks loads Ayumi! ::v-sign:: Okay, the characters…most of them are OOC and if you have a problem with that, suck it up. Anywoo, I'm gonna get on with the fic!
Disclaimer: You know the drill. It's in the first two chapters so if you don't know I don't' own these shows by now, now ya know.
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Torrent- Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! Tonight we've got the one and only, Sanosuke Sagara!
Sanosuke- ::pretends to be sleeping::
Torrent- One potato, two potato, three potato, Yukishiro Enishi!
Enishi- ::looks around the drinks some water::
Torrent- I can't think of anything else so I'll just say, Myojin Yahiko!
Yahiko- ::grins big and gives peace sign::
Torrent- And last but certainly not least, Kenshin Himura!
Kenshin- ::waves slightly, smiling::
Torrent- Okay, well welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The Improv show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, just like my secret love life with Sanosuke….well guess it's not a secret anymore…
Sanosuke- Shhhh!
Audience- ::laugh::
Torrent- Well anyway the object of the game is…that there isn't one! These guys come up and we give em some kind of crazy skit to perform or sing or something and we give points to tie the show together. The winner, which is usually whoever I like best, gets to do something with me which I cannot say due to the fact that FF.net does not allow NC-17 ratings any longer…..right well the first game is for all four of them and it's called Weird Newscaster. The four of them are given some role to play while having to act out some part of a newscast gumi.
(( the four men take their positions; Kenshin and Yahiko in the front, Sanosuke and Enishi in the back on opposite sides))
Torrent- well okay. Kenshin you're going to be the anchor while Yahiko, who is your co-anchor, is convinced you're a witch.
Yahiko- ::looks at Torrent like she's lost her mind::
Torrent- Yes, yes I know Yahiko…anyway Sanosuke, you're doing the weather and you're a psycho with a chainsaw! Nothing new there…..
Sanosuke- Oh no…no, please no….::shakes head::
Torrent- Get over it….but finally Enishi you're a guy who's just noticed you're girlfriend out in the audience with another guy. Hope to it guys! The music will be played by none other than Megumi Takani on the piano and Kaoru Kamiya on guitar. Take it away boys.
(( music starts up))
Kenshin- Good evening ladies and gentlemen and I'm your host, Burn Nightly. We'll return you to your late night TV show, "Lily the Big-Foot with Small Feet" after this 6:55 news report. Unfortunately everything happened at 6:54. But here's my co-anchor Keepfrozen ForFreshness , to fill you in on what else has gone on. ::turns to Yahiko::
Yahiko- YOU ARE A DEMON! A WRETCHED MAGGOT BORN ONLY TO SPEAD YOUR EVIL!!!
Kenshin- ::raises eyebrow:: relight well lets go to the weather shall we? Sanosuke?
Sanosuke- ::pretends to be starting up a chainsaw…you know…making "whrrring" noises…:: Well today we've got rain up here in Hokkaido ::waving at an imaginary weather map :: So then lets just get rid of Hokkaido… ::acts like he's sawing the top of the map off and still making the noises; laughing like a crazed maniac the whole time; runs over to where Kenshin is sitting on the stool and acts like he's cutting it down::
Kenshin- ::falls out of chair on purpose::
Sanosuke- ::still laughing then stops abruptly:: And to Enishi with our sports update….
Yahiko- ::to Kenshin, speaking in a kinda old English/Scottish accent:: YOU EVIL SANDSNAKE! HOW EVIL ART THY DEVIL? Excuse my spit…
Enishi- Well right anyway, sports are none too surprising. We've got….Kenji playing cricket in the…what the….? Oh no way! ::walks over into the audience and over to some random girl sitting with a balding guy:: Oh no! You've betrayed me! Oooh! No you didn't! ::pulls the girls arm::
(( guy pulls the girl back to him, laughing saying that that's his woman ))
Enishi- What?…you mean to say that…you and this guy here…..
(( girl, laughing, nods her head))
Enishi- ::speaks as if he's crying:: She left me for….for the bald guy! The bald guy! ::runs over to the stage again, sputtering incoherently and still acting as if he's really bawling:: THE BALD GUY! SHE LEFT ME FOR THE BALD GUUUUUUY! ::jumps into that little area behind the stage::
Sanosuke- ::jumps behind there too and acts like he's hacking him up::
Enishi- ::yelling like a girl and twitching around::
Torrent- ::rings buzzer:: Okay then! I think that's quite enough! I give Yahiko 2000 points for spitting on Kenshin and another 1000 points, to the bald guy…
Audience- ::laughs::
Torrent- Right well anyway, the next game is also for all four of you its called 'Superheroes' and in this game we'll start out with Enishi, and you'll be playing…..who my audience?
Audience- ::yells out various things, 'Five-Second-Memory-Boy' is heard loudly::
Torrent- ::raises eyebrow:: Well okay lets go with that. Enishi you're Five-Second-Memory-Boy and you will be solving the crisis of…what?
Audience- ::again, simultaneous shouting and 'shortage of petroleum jelly is heard::
Torrent- What in Sam Hill? ::stands up, then sits back down:: Okay see….whoever just yelled that out is not getting a Christmas gift from me…oh…
Tsubame- ::steps out nervously from behind the scenes and whispers something in Torrent's ear::
Torrent- Marvelous I love it! I want to give a special thanks to Ayumi for coming up with this one, a donut shortage. One million points to you. Thanks Tsubame-chan.
Tsubame- ::nods, bows, and runs off stage with a quick wave to Yahiko::
Torrent- How cute…anyway there's a shortage on donuts and, Enishi, you have to find a way to solve this crisis. The other three will come in and randomly name each other. You can being when you want guys.
(( Enishi is in center stage while the guys are standing off to the side ))
Enishi- Well yes here I am standing here all by my lonesome, wanting a donut…….::looks around and walks around::
Sanosuke- ::runs out on to the stage:: Oh! Five-Second-Memory-Boy, thank goodness you're here!
Enishi- ::looks at him blankly for a few minutes:: ……… Ah! Deathly-Afraid-of-Everything Man! How nice to see you!
Sanosuke- AHHHH! ::jumps backwards::
Enishi-….Ah! Deathly-Afraid-of-Everything-Man! How nice to see you!
Sanosuke- ::hides behind the chairs:: It's awful….we've got a donut shortage throughout the world!
Enishi- …::looks around obliviously::
Kenshin- ::walks on-stage:: I made it as fast as I could.
Sanosuke- ::screams again and jumps into Torrent's arms::
(( Hey I figure it's my fic, I can do what I want^^ hehehehe….~ Nadare))
Torrent- uh….hehehehe
Kenshin- ::looks at Sanosuke funny::
Enishi- …Ah! Deathly-Afraid-of-Everything-Man! How nice to see you! And there you are, Pokemon-Master-Man, would you like a donut?
Kenshin- ::sweatdrop, then jumps forward:: Pikachu! I choose you, to solve the donut crisis!
Yahiko-I'm here!
Kenshin- Ah! Super-Jackhammer-Man! Thank goodness you're here!
Yahiko- ::hops around like he's on a jackhammer, you know…reverberating and junk….::
Sanosuke- ::screams and kicks legs::
Kenshin- Now you can take Pidegeotto and fly to off to get milk, and all the other things we need for donut mix, a giant oven, and a big vat of glaze and we can make our own donuts! Pikachu! We're outta here! ::Runs off stage::
Yahiko- right! ::jumps off stage like he's riding a jackhammer::
Sanosuke- Well now that the crisis is solved, got milk? :: hops out of Torrent's arms and runs off stage screaming::
Torrent- ::snaps fingers and sulks::
Enishi- …….Ah! Deathly-Afraid-of-Everything-Man! How nice to see you!
Torrent- Enough! ::rings buzzer and laughs:: I'd give all of you a hundred points but since they don't matter, I'll give 'em to the bald guy. Hey! While they were doing that I hope you all took the time to tell you family you love them…I didn't but hey…But anyways, the next game is called Scenes From a Hat. This is again for all four of you and what you do here is, in this little hat I've got here. My little black top hat. ::shuffles the slips of paper in the hat around:: There are some phrases and what-not on these little sheets of paper in here and I'm gonna pull out a piece and read it off. The guys are gonna have to give me as many examples of….whatever I tell them to. Okay guys read when you are.
(( Boys take their positions on either side of the stage, Enishi and Sano on the left, Kenshin and Yahiko on the right ))
Torrent- Okay the first thing I want you to do is…'unlikely openings for musicals'
Enishi- ::walks to center stage and bends down to tie and untie his shoes over and over again:: Yatatatatatataa! Yatatatatatatataa!
Torrent- ::laughing, presses buzzer::
Yahiko- ::takes center and starts to open his mouth::
Torrent- ::rings buzzer:: I'm scared already…
Yahiko- ::laughs and shakes his head and walks off::
Sanosuke- ::comes on the stage, then stands with his back to you, suddenly turns around like on a Broadway lane:: HOW DOES FOOD BECOME POO?
Torrent- ::cracks up, presses buzzer:: kami-sama…
Kenshin- Before we return you to your musical, When Fish Dance the Tango, let's take a look at this skeleton of a spider monkey…
Torrent- Oh my…::rings buzzer:: Okay um….the next thing will be…::laughs hysterically for minute, then calms down:: 'people you won't see on the cover of a playboy magazine'…hehehehe
Kenshin- ::walks out with Yahiko and points to him::
Yahiko- Oi!
Torrent- ::laughs her butt off::
Sanosuke- ::walks up to the center stage:: Hi my name is Shishi-O Makoto….
Torrent- ::rings buzzer::
Enishi- Hi my name is Sanosuke Sagara…
Torrent- ::falls in the floor laughing, gets up after a minute and rings buzzer:: Please stop…onegai, no more….::regains composure:: I'll hive you each 100 million points for that. That was just great. Okay then….marvelous. Time to name a winner….just because I'll feelin in a good mood, I'd like to announce that you all lose. I win! Ha ha HA!
Audience- ::laugh::
Torrent- I'm just kidding boys you all win. But for this last game, which I have no idea what its called but we'll call it 'the arm thing', and it's for Enishi and Sano and me! Hey I get to be involved! The buzzer will be done by my buddy Naku (( Hey Doni! ~Nadare )).
Naku- ::walks over to the desk and sits there waving to the crowd::
Sanosuke and Enishi- ::walk up to the little table that has a can of bottle of sake, some soy sauce and wasabi, pieces of meat, and other things like that…::
Torrent- Riiiight…... Well the object of this game is Sanosuke is gonna come up here in front of this table and Enishi is gonna stand behind him and be his arms. Sanosuke cannot use his at all. Now we're gonna act out a scene and that scene is…what Naku?
Naku- ::reads off card:: 'A guy trying to impress his boss at a barbeque in hopes of getting a promotion'. Take it away guys^^
Torrent- Hey there Sanosuke, how are ya?
Sanosuke- Oh I'm just great thanks. ::Enishi takes Torrent's hand and make Sanosuke kiss it::
Torrent- ::laughs:: Well tell me, what all have you go there? ::motions to the display of food::
Sanosuke- Ah well we've got some beef tips, vegetables, hot dogs…hot dogs?….Ano some soy sauce and wasabi…:: Enishi motions to all the stuff::
Torrent- Oh is there any in there?
Sanosuke- ::flinches:: I dunno lets see… ::Enishi picks up both bottles of soy sauce and wasabi and make Sanosuke drink it; Sanosuke coughs and turns red::
Torrent- ::laughing:: I think you need something to drink. What is that, sake?"
Sanosuke- I really hope it is. Is there any in there? ::Enishi shakes the bottle of sake next to Sano's ear:: Yeah I think there is. ::Enishi makes him drink it, while he's spilling it all over the place:: Man that's great… ::Sanosuke spits some over his head onto Enishi's and laughs:: Hey look, I'm a whale!
Torrent- ::laughs and hold on to the table for support:: Oh man…hey…hey are those woodchips?
Sanosuke- Oh yeah they are! ::Enishi picks them up and juggles them::
Torrent- Well what are those mesquite or something?
Sanosuke- ::looks at her for a minute then frowns:: What the hell do you mean by that? ::Enishi makes him throw down the chips::
Torrent- Uh…
Sanosuke- My girlfriend told you to say that didn't she!? Well look ::Enishi points to her:: I don't need your promotion! I don't need your job! I don't need anyone! ::pretends to cry into Enishi's hands::
Torrent- ::laughs harder::
Naku- ::rings buzzer laughing::
Torrent- Well that's all the time we have for you today. Join us next time on 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' !
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Note- Whoo! Finally chapter three is done! I hope you all enjoyed it. Tell me if you think I should do a fourth chapter. R & R and no flames please….really