In order to prevent Bill from unleashing Weirdmagodon, Dipper along with Blandon went back in time to prevent Jason from being born.
"Okay this the exact time and date that Brian's parents decided to have Jason, in order to prevent the future from being screwed we must either convinced his parents to not have another child or… you know let's just leave that as plan B." Blandin said nervously.
"Okay so here's the plan we'll make your mom suspect that your dad is cheating then will leave a voicemail on your mom's phone so that they'll get into a huge argument and never want to even be near each other." Dipper said
"You do that these are my parents right, you would really ruin a marriage just to stop one kid from being born?" Brain asked
"You got a better idea?" Ford asked.
"Fine." Brian said
"Okay let's get plan started." Dipper said
"Oh and you think that going back in time is going to stop me?" The grouped looked behind them and saw Jason.
"Did you honestly think that I would come back, and stop you from killing me?" Jason asked
"Well, no we thought you be too power hungry to even care." Dipper said.
"Well i'm not and frankly I got bored of it so I killed Bill and took his powers." Jason said as a top hat appeared on his head and he created a cane.
"Oh yes I now know what it's like to be a god." He said "And I don't need you guys ruining that." He then snapped his fingers and created a tiny black hole that started to suck them in.
"Sorry i'm still new at his I wanted it to be bigger." Jason said just then it disappeared.
'WHAT!" He said.
"Oh please I figured how to destabilized a black hole years ago." Ford said "You guys go on ahead I'll deal with this guy." He said as he started shooting his blaster, as Dipper and Blanden and Brian went to the door it opened causing them to hided in the bushes, just then a middle aged man walked out of the house.
"And you can keep that brat!" He said as he gets in his car and drove off. The door then slammed shut and the group went up to the window and saw Brian's mother with a cigarette.
Mommy, is daddy coming back?" A young voice said.
"No Brian, your father isn't." She said as she puts out the cigarettes and picks him up.
"I don't remember this." Brian said.
"I need my stress reliever you know what to do Brian." She said as she took off her clothes.
"Yes Mommy." Brian said
"Oh my god!" Brian said "I think i'm going to be sick." He said
"So Blanden are you sure that this is the correct time." Dipper said
"I'm sure this is the exact night when Jason was conceived." He informed
"Then that would mean, that…" Dipper and Blanden then vomit over the realization. "Oh god he's your child." Blanden said.
"No that's impossible, he's my brother." He said
"I guess the experience traumatized you that must have created a mental block to cover that fact the Jason is your son." Dipper said
"Then that would mean i'm the cause of all this." Brian said
"Oh come on "dad" it's not all bad you helped raised a god." Jason said as he dropped a nearly killed Ford.
"Great Uncle Ford!" Dipper said as he ran up to him. "You monster!" Dipper said.
"That's what he gets for interfering with me." He said he then sets him on fire. "Now watch him burn." Jason said as he laughed maniacally
"Bastard!" Dipper yelled as light blue flames engulfed his body he then jumped up and tackled him Jason then threw him off.
"How are you doing that!?" Jason said but Dipper was blinded by rage to listen he then flew up to him and grabbed him by his leg and threw him the ground. Dipper then followed with a barrage of fist to the face as they dug deep into the ground. Dipper then flew up and created a giant fire ball and slammed it to the ground creating a pillar of fire spewing from the ground. Dipper then landed back on the ground reminisce of his flames lingered on his body.
"Is that the best you GOT!" Dipper heard as he was sent flying by Jason's fist.
"You think…" He grabbed him by the arm and punched him. "...that a week human like you.." He then throws him into the ground. "...Can defeat a god!" Jason said as he sent lava coming from the ground and encasing Dipper in stone. "You need to learn you place." Jason said as he was about the deliver the final blow he heard a gunshot and his hand started to disappear.
"What the hell is happening!" He said he turned around and saw Brian with his mom and younger self on the ground and his body disappearing.
"Brian what have you done!" Jason yelled
"Simple I prevented us from being born, so that non of this can ever happened." Brain said
"You idiot!" Jason said.
"Blandon, till Mabel that i'm sorry and make sure that Dipper gets home safely." He said as the two turned into balls of light and started to expand.
"Oh man." Blandon said as he wrapped out of the timeline till nothing was left but a bright light…
Dipper awoke in his bed next to Pacifica he got out and went to the bathroom to wash his face.
"Dipper is everything okay?" Pacifica asked
"Yeah, just a nightmare." He said
"Well since your up can you feed Tyrone." She said going back to bed.
"Sure." He then left his bedroom and went Tyrone's room where he was about to cry he picks him up and starts to rock him.
"It's okay, it's okay, here's your late night snack." He said as he gave him his bottle.
"You know Tyrone, I've had strange dreams but this recent one takes the cake." He said as he begins explaining
The Next Morning
Dipper was on the ground in Tyrone's room asleep with him on his stomach, till he got up.
"Oh man I must have passed out again." Dipper said Tyrone then started to nibble on his cheek.
"Your hungry again, I just fed you six hours ago." Dipper said as he got up and found Pacifica in the kitchen.
"Hey I missed you last night." She said as she lowers heat, and turns to kiss her boys.
"Yeah, sorry I guess i got wrapped up in telling Tyrone my dream." He said as Pacifica took Tyrone and puts him in his high chair.
"Well ever heard of a dream journal?" She asked.
"Well how else am I going to get Tyrone to sleep?" He joked.
"Well go get freshen up, meeting up with Mabel to discuss wedding locations." She said.
"Alright." Dipper said
"If you hurry I'll give you a "Special breakfast." She said with a seductive look in her eyes.
"How did end up with someone a awesome as you future Mrs. Pines." He said as he kissed her.
Meanwhile
Mabel was walking through carrying flowers in the woods till she reached a headstone that read "Here lies Brian" she placed the flowers down and gave a little prayer.
"I still miss you, Thank you for everything." She said as she got up and started walking she turned back to see Brian waving good-bye she wiped her eyes and saw that it was just an illusion. She smiled warmly and continued her walk.
For the last few days Mabel helped Dipper and Pacifica get ready for their wedding on that day August 30, 20XX Dipper and Pacifica got married now Dipper became a world traveler, experiencing the unknown while Pacifica was a work at home mom, she sells cosmetics while still having time to take care of Tyrone, Dipper would check in from time to time sending packages of gifts and love letters. But one thing is for certain when ever he comes home he was always welcomed home with opened arms from his family.
The End.