Deadpool had never had a problem walking unnoticed through a comic book convention. There were always two or three, or twenty, people wandering around in the sea of smelly, unwashed humanity, and he could hide out there and assume the identity of a Deadpool cosplayer, letting his freak flag fly and buy the newest Deadpool comics to see what adventures awaited him.

Today, however, he just couldn't help himself when he saw the girl, roughly his body type, in the hotel lobby with her luggage on the cart, including a blue and white costume in a bag and a blonde wig on a mannequin head. He stole it while she was registering. He left the boots and a note that read - "On behalf of the moon, I shall punish you for cosplaying outside of your body type."

He headed to the nearest bathroom and slipped the costume over his normal attire. What the hell, he'd never seen a Deadpool/Sailor Moon mash-up before, he might start a new trend. The shirt buckled in odd places because of his lack of endowment. He stole the two half-empty rolls of toilet paper from the stall and made himself some padding. He had to lie on the floor and suck in his breath to get the skirt up, and cinched closed, but he did it. He adjusted the tie around his throat, then replaced his 'fake' weaponry. Lastly, he looped the convention pass over his neck and posed in front of the long mirror on the wall. "Oh hell yeah, we look fuckin' awesome," one of the voices in his head encouraged. He snapped his fingers, and wolf-whistled as laughter bounced around his head.

On the convention floor, he was an instant and huge success. He couldn't walk two feet without being stopped for a photograph and by the time he made it into the Marvel Panel, his feet were tired and there was only one seat left in the last row. He plopped into it as the speakers were being introduced.

"I can't believe someone stole my goddamn costume, I paid like a hundred dollars for that from China," the girl in front of him whispered to her companion. Deadpool smirked under his mask, and whispered, "Karma is a bitch."