EXTRA
The night after, the club was packed as usual. Kuroko came in just in time and made his way to the change room to get ready. Last night for him was interesting, in a good way of course. Kuroko recommended his favourite joint to get the best milkshakes. Kagami was more than happy to come along; who could say no to delicious milkshakes?
When Kuroko opened the door, the first thing he saw was Kise sprawled out on the ground whimpering. "Kise-kun?" he cocked his head to the side.
The blonde raised his head and giant waterfalls gushed out from his eyes. "Oh, Kurokocchi! You finally came!" he sniffled.
"Of course I would come, why wouldn't I?" he said putting his bag down and bent kneeled down to his level. "What are you doing?"
"Kurokocchi..." Kise turned his head away in embarrassment. "It hurts so much!"
Kuroko blinked for a few seconds and then it hit him. "Ah." Last night must of been rough on him. The door to the change room opened again and Himuro walked in; his hair a mess and his clothes were wrinkly and assembled hastily. "Hello, Himuro-kun." The smaller male greeted.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late..I had a little...problem." he said and smoothed out his clothes while taking a glance at Kise. "I feel you Ryouta, I'm in the same boat." he said in sympathy.
"Himurocchi, how are you able to stand?! That giant looked like he was massive!" Kise gasped in shock and at the same time in admiration. Himuro laughed a bit and then stopped right away to grip his aching hips.
"He was more than massive, believe me." Himuro said simply and shrugged. "But what can you do, right?"
Kuroko looked around the room and noticed Takao wasn't there either. "Is Takao-kun coming in today?"
"Wanna take a bet?" Himuro smiled cunningly at his fellow strippers.
"I think he's going to come in perfect condition!" Kise hollered and then whimpered again from the pain down below.
"Hm, well I don't know." Kuroko said putting his finger to his lip. "Maybe he'll be sore too..."
"But his partner seemed reluctant." Himuro added and just before they could say anything else, the door rattled violently. Everyone stared at the door in horror and the door squeaked open revealing Takao on his stomach and struggling to move another inch.
"H-help..." Takao squeaked and both Kuroko and Himuro came to his aid. Kise couldn't do it as he was still immobile on the floor.
"So what's your story?" Himuro asked making Takao lean on them both for support.
"Ah, it seems that Shin-chan had another side to him last night." Takao said shyly and Kise had his jaws drop to floor and Himuro smiled softly at that.
"Awww, Takaocchi! That's wonderful!"
"Kise-kun, Takao-kun is in terrible pain." Kuroko scolded and moved Takao onto the couch. "The show is going to start in 10 minutes, we should hurry."
Everyone nodded and struggled to get into their costumes. "At least you're not in pain, Kurokocchi!" Kise carefully stepped into his pilot themed outfit.
"Yeah, I envy you right now." Himuro added sliding suspenders onto his shoulders.
Kuroko blinked a few times at them. "Oh, I'm very much in pain."
"WHAT?!" Himuro, Kise and Takao exclaimed at the same time.
"I just took some Advil before I got here." Kuroko said and the rest stared at each other with dumbfounded yet baffled expressions. "By the way, where's Akashi-kun?"
Everyone snapped back from their 'duh' moment and Himuro looked around."That's right, I haven't seen him today." Though, it was very clear that everyone had the same exact thought in their heads.
Around the same time that night...
Murasakibara, Aomine and Midorima all sat at the bar where Kagami worked. Kagami slid the mugs of beer to his friends, though Midorima declined as he says beer is unhealthy and sickening. "Well you look awfully excited, Ahomine." Kagami said taking a sip from his pint, as he got a break from Kiyoshi's permission.
"Damn right I'm excited." Aomine said slamming his drink onto the counter. "I'm going to bang my sexy blonde tonight again." he hollered cheekily.
"Is that all you ever think about?" Midorima muttered in disgust and rolled his eyes wondering why he even decided to come today.
"Hey, he loves me too, OK?" Aomine snapped and the greenette disregards him easily.
"Yeah, I'm going to see Muro-chin too. He says he's going to take me to a sweets buffet." Murasakibara said changing the subject.
"Muro-chin? You mean Tatsuya?" Kagami asked and the giant nodded happily.
"We all know what you really want, Murasakibara." Aomine said chugging down another pint of beer.
Murasakibara sent a glared towards him. "Unlike you, I care for Muro-chin's body." Kagami laughed and Aomine looked at everyone is shock.
"Hey, you're making me sound like a sex addict or something!"
"Because you are, Ahomine!" Kagami blurted out causing Aomine to grab his collar and both of them were screaming at each other in incoherent words.
After they were separated by Murasakibara and Midorima, Aomine crossed his arms and huffed back into his seat. "OK, we all fucked them, what's the big deal?" Midorima chocked on his spit from what he said.
"Can you not say it so casually?" the green head snapped.
"Umm..." Everyone then turned their heads to the giant. Murasakibara swallowed slowly and lifted a finger and pointed at a certain direction. "Isn't that...?"
Aomine's eyes widened. "Well shit..."
"What's Kuroko's psycho boss doing here?!" Kagami's voice cracked in fear.
Midorima couldn't talk, he just had his mouth wide open and his new glasses broke yet again.
"Hello boys, having fun, are we?" the fiery red head said softly and all 4 of them gulped in fear. "What did I tell you about making my boys, immobile, hm?" he took out a giant pair of red scissors from his back pocket. He made the snipping motion and each and every one of them all gulped in fear.
Sounds of horrific screams were heard all the way back to the strip club. Kuroko, Kise, Himuro and Takao all stood there with concerned faces. "Akashi-kun has done it again."
A/N: LOL don't worry, no one died xDD This was just a little "extra" scene I decided to add. Some of you probably hoped there was a "special" scene (if you catch my drift... ;P ) but I was too lazy to write all of that. Also this story is considered old for me, so I lost some interest in writing more. But then again...who knows... :D anyways hope you liked this one shot-ish story, I got another fic in the back burner, hint hint, it's an explicit one ;) See ya there! ^_^