…Hello! Kira here again with another BatFam thingy. This was based on That Awkward Moment When in the Young Justice Fandom by Hogwarts914 because we all know the BatFam gets into awkward moments. I started writing these months ago in my notebook; I was just too lazy to transfer them on here until now. Implied pairings will be in '( )'.
Dedicated to Starfirenight and Unsanctuaire!
Disclaimer- I no own, you no sue.
1) You call your child by the wrong name.
Bruce was walking down the hall of the manor when a black haired blur ran passed him.
"Dick, what have we told you about running through the manor?" Bruce asked as his child stopped in his tracks.
Bruce knew he made a mistake when his son turned around and glared at him. It was not his oldest son Dick, but in fact his second oldest Jason.
"How in the hell do you confuse me with Dickiebird?" Jason asked, "We don't even look alike! Do I need to keep my hair red for you to see I'm not Goldie? I thought this white streak in my hair was enough." He ranted while pointing to the white streak.
Bruce just blinked at Jason before they both went their separate ways.
2) You get in the wrong car.
Tim and Damian were waiting outside Gotham Academy for Alfred to pick them up. Tim looked around and saw Dick's car in the parking lot. He nudged Damian and pointed to their older brother's car.
"Leave it to Grayson not to say anything about picking us up." Damian stated.
The two of them walked to the parking lot and saw, what they assumed to be, Jason in the front seat of Dick's car. They hopped in the back.
"Why'd you have to bring Todd, Grayson?" Damian asked while about to buckle his seat belt.
The two men in the front seat turned around and looked at the boys. Tim's face flushed when he realized that him and Damian were in a car with strangers.
"Who the h-" One of the men asked.
"Sorry wrong car!" Tim yelled while grabbing Damian's arm and scooting them out of the car.
They went back to the school stairs and a moment later Dick's actual car pulled up. Tim hopped in front while Damian went in the back. Neither of them said a word to Dick as they drove away.
"Why are your faces red?" Dick asked noticing Tim's and Damian's crimson faces.
"Just drive the car Grayson." Damian said dodging the question and his embarrassment.
3) You and someone else are wearing the same thing.
The Bat Family was all going to a costume party held by Bruce at Wayne Manor. He allowed the kids to dress up as an old alter ego if they wished. They weren't allowed to be their current vigilante alias. Which brings us to this problem.
Steph and Tim were both dressed in their old Robin costume. Before these neither of them knew of each other's plan. They both glared at one another.
"Well one of us is going to have to change." Stephanie said.
4) You call your sibling mom/dad.
Dick walked into Damian's room to wake him up for breakfast. Alfred had to leave the manor for a family emergency so Dick had to wake up his brothers. Dick shook Damian's shoulder after telling him to get up wasn't working.
"Mother leave me alone, I'm trying to sleep!" Damian mumbled.
Dick's eyes widened and he instantly smiled. Damian's eyes opened once what he said went through his mind again. Damian shot straight out of his bed because that one statement woke his mind up.
"Grayson I didn't-" Damian tried to protest.
"You called me your mommy!" Dick squealed while putting his arms around his younger brother.
"…I am pretty sure the word 'mommy' did not come out of my mouth." Damian said trying to get out of Dick's grip.
5) Autocorrect changes your text message.
Group message: Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian
Dick: Reminder we'll be at the restaurant from sex to nein.
Tim: Y so late?
Jason: Duck bird u should really check ur txt before sending it
Tim: Ur one to talk Jay.
Dick: XD
Damian: I think Grayson is dying in the next room. I shall take is room when he's gone.
Dick: I'm hurt Dami ;.;
Tim: I call his laptop!
Jason: … Nerd.
Damian: He is so flying.
Tim and Jason: O.O
Damian: DYING! Stupid incompetent piece of technology.
Dick: X'D
Jason: I call Nightwing's motorcycle.
Dick: . U guys r awful I'm going to hang with Babs.
Jason: Having a fucking time!
Jason: I meant fun… stupid auto resurrect.
6) You and someone you just met are alone together.
I was nervous coming to the manor for the first time. I couldn't believe that Bruce Wayne was The Batman. The two of us were walking down the hallway until we were greeted by some teenager who looked a little older than me.
"Dick, this is Jason. Jason this is Dick." Bruce said before leaving us alone.
I just blinked as he left us alone. This was awkward. Before I could make a leave I felt Dick hugging and welcoming me into the family. And this was even more awkward.
7) Your friends ask about who you like. (Jason/Cassandra) (Tim/Stephanie)
Dick, Jason, and Tim were sitting in the living room.
"Come on Jason tell us!" Dick begged with a puppy dog face.
"How did you even fund out I liked someone?" Jason asked.
"Kind of hard to miss your crimson face whenever Stephanie and Cass come to visit." Tim pointed out. "So who is it?"
"The one who isn't your girlfriend." Jason said smirking at Tim.
Now this time it was Timmy's face that was crimson. Little did the three of them know a little baby bat was around the corner listening to their conversation for blackmail.
8) You stare at someone while daydreaming and they catch you. (Tim/Steph)
Tim was at the table eating breakfast with Jason and Damian. None of them spoke so Tim took this time to think about stuff. His thoughts ranged from Red Robin, his job at Wayne Tech, his brothers and to his girlfri- to Steph.
"What is there something on my face?" Jason asked jokingly when he saw Tim was staring at him. "I know I'm hot but come on!"
Tim was jolted out of his thoughts and blushed in embarrassment.
"Drake was probably thinking of fatgirl!" Damian said.
"Steph isn't fat!" Tim defended.
"So you were thinking about her!" Jason said smirking.
Tim just rolled his eyes and went back to eating his breakfast.
9) You put on someone else's clothes. (Jason/Roy)
Clothes were spewed out in Jason's room in his apartment. Jason woke up and grabbed a random shirt off the chair. Once he established it was semi-clean he put it on and realized it was a little tight on him. He shrugged it off and walked out of his room. Once he got into the living room he noticed Roy chilling on his couch with a can of beer in his hand.
"Morning sleeping beauty." Roy joked when he heard Jason's footsteps.
Roy turned around and looked at Jason.
"Is that my shirt?" Roy asked.
Jason looked at the shirt he was wearing and then back at Roy. It's safe to say he was a little embarrassed to be in his tight shirt and even more embarrassed about the thoughts going through his mind.
10) You laugh really loud in a quiet room.
Bruce and Tim were at a Wayne Tech meeting. The two of them were so bored out of their minds they were IMing each other through the meeting.
Bruce: Man this guy really knows how to put the "bored" into board meeting.
When Tim read this he giggled out loud. The speaker was silent as he heard Tim laugh. Everyone else was silent as well. They all looked at Tim. Tim blushed at everyone in the room looking at him. He looked at Bruce and noticed a small smirk on his face.
"…Sorry everyone please carry on!" Tim said scratching the back of his head.
And that is it for this chapter! :D Each chapter will have 10 awkward moments. If you have a request for an awkward moment put it in a review or PM and I'll do my best to put it in the 3rd chapter! :D (2nd chapter is going to be the other 10 AMs [awkward moments] that I have in my notebook.) If I do use your AM/s I will credit you. :3
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Also fun fact: AM #10 was actually Dick and Bruce, but I changed to Tim because he fit in it more than Dick.