You briefly rolled down the Flood Plains, contemplating on the bonds you have formed with your classmates over your shared traumatic experience.

"No, I'm only rolling down here because it's the only way back to that bastard's house!" Johnny yelled to the voice in his head. "Also, please tell me becoming f-f-f..."

Friends.

"Right, becoming that with Chie is enough to make the nose guy stop bothering me." Johnny shivered at the memory of the Nose Man. "Please, at least assure me that."

Well...

"Salutations, friend of Chie's!" Yukiko Amagi cried out while waving at Johnny.

"Oh god damn it, more social interaction. And it's with a girl." Johnny grumbled out in misery.

Chie Satonaka is a girl.

"I meant a girly girl."

"Hi!" Yukiko Amagi walked up in front of Johnny and said, "I'm wearing a kimono because I'm filling in at the inn we run!"

"Don't care. Screw off." Johnny replied as he continued rolling away. Yukiko's mouth went agape with shock while a tear became to roll out of her right eye.

That's just cold man...

"Oh like I care!"

Later!

Johnny sat with Nanako at the table eating dinner, but not before spitting into Dojima's food and making sure at least 25% of his soup consisted of spit. Johnny chewed on over cooked rice as he and Nanako watched TV.

"As you can see, Yukiko Amagi is wearing a kimono while working at the inn her family runs!" The TV Reporter announced before leering at Yukiko. "And I must say, I love what it's doing for your figure!"

"Um..."

"So are you free later? I have this special microphone that..."

Johnny laughed as the pervy reporter was then kneed in the crotch by Yukiko before she began screaming. The reporter was then tackled by two cops and viciously beaten on live television. Nanako stared at her cousin wide eyed in shock of his enjoyment of pain being inflicted on someone else.

Say, maybe you should watch the Midnight Channel tonight!

"Yeah, sure I'll get right on it!" Johnny said absentmindedly and howled in laughter as a cop then brought out a taser on the reporter.

Later that night...

Johnny snored on his couch as the TV glowed yellow and showed Yukiko Amagi, in her kimono, on the screen. His eyes briefly clenched from the light... but then Johnny threw his blanket over the TV and covered it completely. Johnny then smiled before snuggling more on his couch and continued to sleep.

xxXXxx

Johnny snored peacefully as he laid back. The weekends truly were the best! No school, no worries, and the birds were practically singing! Nothing could wake Johnny from his sleep now...

"Um, you do know Japan has school on Saturdays right?" Nanako asked as she poked her head out of the door.

Johnny's eyes opened and he looked at the clock with it being thirty minutes to eight.

"GAAAAAH!" Johnny shouted as he leapt off his bed and tried to put on his uniform, which was a lot harder than it sounded when your legs weren't complying.

"WAAAAH!" Nanako cried out as Johnny continued to scream.

"GAAAAH/WAAAAH!" Johnny and Nanako continued to scream as Johnny crawled out from his room and thrust himself into his wheelchair before racing out the door.

What a great way to start the morning!

"Shut up..." Johnny panted out while laying his head on his desk.

"Still talking to voices in your head dude?" Yosuke asked with a raised eyebrow. "Maybe you should cal for help or somethi-"

Suddenly, the door opened and Chie began screaming "YUKIKO'S MISSING! YUKIKO'S MISSING!" The then ran over to Johnny and grabbed him by the shoulders before shaking him. "YUKIKO'S MISSING!"

"Oooh yeah..." Johnny muttered out as he was treated like a rag by Chie.

"Dude, maybe it's connected to the Midnight Channel!" Yosuke declared as he got up from his desk. "Quick, what did you see on it last night!?"

"...It was on last night?"

Suddenly Yosuke got in his face and shouted, "HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO DO THE ONE THING THAT LETS US GO TO TV WORLD AND GO TO SLEEP!?"

"YUKIKO'S MISSING!" Chie continued to cry out, tears streaming down her eyes.

See what happens when you don't take this investigation seriously?

"Eh..."

Suddenly, Chie's phone began ringing. She then stopped shaking Johnny (much to the American's dissapointment) and answered it. "Hello? Oh! It's Yukiko! Yay!"

"Awww..." Johnny then shook his head. "Well, at least they'll be off my case now."

"I mean, if you were gone at least I'll still have Johnny around to rely on me, but you're my number one!"

"...I'm sorry, what?" Johnny asked with a raised eyebrow.

No time for that! Time to watch the midnight channel!

"I think this is a lot more fucking important!" But before Johnny could object more, he was already in his room. "Damn it..." He then looked at the clock and saw that it was thirty minutes until midnight. "Well at least I got some time to kill.

At Midnight... The Midnight Channel came into being and you watched a shocking scene play out.

Yukiko Amagi beamed as as was dressed as a pretty fucking princess, saying in a cute voice "Guess who's wearing her kitty panties!"

Or at least you would if you were paying more than the bare minimum attention!

"Oh no, not Yukiko." Johnny intoned emotionlessly as he turned a page of his fashion magazine. His eyes widened as he turned it vertically and the centerfold rolled out. "Oh yeah..." Johnny grinned as looked the centerfold up and down, some drool coming out of his mouth. "I am going to look hot in this outfit!"

Sigh... well, beggars can't be choosers when it comes to main characters.

To Be Continued...?

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