HELLO MY FELLOW GEESE! Just wanted to let you know that this is the last chapter of the story. So yeah, it's gonna go into the "Completed Story Abyss".

Also, go watch the parodies of Inside Out. They include the MLG parodies, the crummy animations that are actually slideshows, Outside In by movieunleashers, etc.

R.I.P. This story.

VG ARIRE UNCCRARQ...

Previously, on 'Him'!

Rainbow Unicorn: "Come on Bird With Arms! Help me soar through the sky!"

Fedora Doge: "DEAL WITH IT M8"

Anger: "LMAO! That was hilarious!"

Sadness: "Really? You? The glorious-?"

"I can't believe it!", Joy said in awe.

The person finally revealed his identity.

"Yes! It is I! Jangles the Clown!"

"Well, how should I start..."

"YES! As soon as Raindrop and Shooting Star left Subconscious, I was shocked. They disturbed my peace. My serenity. My loneliness. I just had to do something in return! And what better way to do it than is? Being one of Riley's greatest fears means quite a lot to me, and that's why I'm planning to become her last!"

Anger was in disbelief.

"How would these two disturb you so much that you'd want to kill the person that we're in charge of?"

"BUT HOW DID YOU BECOME THIS SIZE? HOW?", Fear added.

"Once again, another long story short. I got a shrink ray (wat), used your Radio Flyer whatchamacallit, and BOOM. Got in via the top entrance, and found all you five dorks right here. 1 week later, Bam. We're all here together in this very room.", Jangles explained.

"I, I, I just, I just can't.", Joy said in some sort of cracked speech.

"Well of course you can't, Joy! It's called AWE.", Jangles sneered.

Fear chattered, "JANGLES? REALLY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"

He began to hyperventilate into his paper bag.

Anger wanted to exterminate Jangles from the Headquarters as quick as possible.

"Get out of our home this instant, you red-nosed freak!"

The clown just rolled his eyes until Anger started pushing him into the crack that was left by Joy and Sadness when they got lost in the abyss known as The Outside Of The HQ Or Whatever You Wanna Call It.

okay, now it's confirmed that the story takes place just after the movie. yay.

"Oh, you think you can send me into the Black Dump down there? You think? Just because it's about 900 meters down below means that it's a 100% chance I'm gonna vanish? I mean look at us. You weigh like 2 kilograms or something yet I'm 60 kilos. See the difference? Oh, you don't. Cause you're parents are all firebricks. And firebricks don't have brains.", Jangles sarcastically explained.

Heat waves started to emerge from Anger's head.

"Congrats to me! I've just confirmed that clowns do make up good jokes!", the clown added.

The heat intensified.

"Man, it sure does feel like I'm near the fireplace here. Feels good. Literally. You know how cold it is down in Subconscious? Like maybe 2 degrees."

Then, the flames arose.

"Ouch! Well looks like that's gonna leave a mark.", Jangles complained.

"Eh, whatever. Time to end you all!", he added.

He got the bulb from the generator and put it in the console.

"And just in case, my nickname is Suicidal Tendencies."

On the outside world, things just got worse after every second.

"Mom, I gotta go to my friend's house. She, she called me.", Riley said to her parents.

Inside Mr. Anderson's head, Anger was a little suspicious.

"I dunno 'bout what's going on. Let's call her "friend" to see what's going on.", he suggested.

Mr. Anderson asked Riley, "Do you have her phone number? If yes then I'll need to call her to see what's going on."

"No.", Riley answered, "That's the reason I'm going there."

Ms. Anderson said, "Alright. Is her home close?"

"Yup. Just a few blocks.", she answered as she left the door.

Extreme chaos had emerged from the HQ.

As for the rest of Riley's mind, they were unaware of the trouble.

"Guys! We just have to remove the bulb!", Joy suggested.

All 5 of the emotions tugged on the bulb with no success.

"This is the end, guys. Before we all perish into the cold Pacific seas, why don't we tell each other some secrets?", Sadness asked.

"I HAVE A CRUSH ON JOY!", Fear shrieked.

"I only read the newspaper because it makes me look like I'm busy!", Anger yelled with a surprised look on his face.

"I secretly ordered $900 mind bucks worth of South Park collectibles off of Disgust's account!", Joy admitted.

"I actually like broccoli! I just seem to hate it to "go with the flow!", Disgust shouted

"I use Joy's Glow Lotion every once in a while.", Sadness frowned.

Instead of walking to her friend's house, Riley called a taxi.

A few minutes of waiting and Bam. The taxi showed up.

"Where is it that you wanna go?", the driver asked.

Riley answered, "The bridge."

"Which one? Golden Gate or Bay Bridge?", the Taxi Driver questioned.

"Erm... Which one's taller?", Riley asked back.

"Golden Gate Bridge. 770 feet of pure glory.", the driver answered like an eager salesman.

"That one'll do."

Riley finally completed the chain of questions and answers.

a few minutes later...

They arrived at the bike path in the middle of the Golden Gate Bridge.

"Got 7 bucks?", the driver asked.

"Yup.", Riley assured as she handed over the money.

The car just drove away, with the driver leaving a simple "thank you".

Alright, time to begin climbing, Riley thought.

She kept climbing and climbing until at about 500 feet, she slipped off and into the waters.

Falling and falling and screaming with a crowd watching her.

This was the end.

"HEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL"-

The real Riley woke up.

It was all a dream. A horrendous nightmare.

Riley checked the time on her clock. It was 10:27 AM.

Fortunately, it was summer. No need to worry about getting up late.

But Riley felt the urge to go back to sleep.

Nope, gotta eat breakfast!, Riley thought.

She ran to the kitchen where she found her parents on the table eating the usual.

"What took ya so long?", Mr. Anderson questioned.

Riley responded, "Just a really long bad dream."

She also added, "Are there people inside your head controlling the way you feel? Because that's what I saw in my dream."

FEDORA DOGE (how did he get here?): Let your imagination tell you and you'll see. You'll see...

the end.

it isn't over yet, though! A Feast For Your Mind is still in development along with plenty more Manual Stories!