Author's note*
I finally have this down! I had soo much trouble. First I got like temporary writers block(but it came back right away) then my laptop broke for more then a month and then I got lazy. BUT I FINALLY GOT IT DOWN! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS! I ENJOYED WRITING THIS! I got plenty in store for you guys!


Note*
Killua and Gon head to Whale Island before heading to heavens arena. Why? CAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT FOR ME AND HISOKA! Plus Killua and Gon need a small break you know? That's the only thing I change tho. Just pretend the boys go visit Aunt Mito, and later go to heavens arena to train. When they later learn their nen, Gon thinks "maybe this will open Gings box?" and boom it happens and we know what happens from here. ANYWAY. Enjoy!


Chapter 1

"This apartment is huge!" Leorio more than bragged on the phone to his friend, Kurapika. The teen had just finished exploring the campus of his new school. Now that Leorio is a licensed Hunter, the teen was able to go into the University of his choice. Leorio was able to sign up on time for his first semester in college, and not only that, Leorio was offered a private dorm specifically for hunters. The teen is more than happy. Leorio feels like the luckiest person in the world! Of course he needed to brag to someone about his luck, and who better than Kurapika? "It comes with a kitchen, a living room, dining room, two bathrooms and three bedrooms! I can't believe it's all just for me! Did I mention I have a balcony to?"

"Incredible, all that because you're a hunter? I wonder how long it will take before you burn your place down trying to make a simple ramen noodle soup," Kurapika jokes through the phone.

"Hey, I happen to be a great cook!" Leorio argues. His left brow twitched in annoyance. Did Kurapika have such little faith in him? His thoughts were quickly washed away by the sound of the other chuckling through the phone. Leorio smiles as he opens the window beside his bed. He marbles at the beautiful view of city lights and the barely visible stars in the sky.

"I'm sure you're an okay cook, Leorio," Kurapika compliments, making the other smile wider.

"Thanks, I'll make sure to cook you and the others something delicious next time we meet," Leorio promises. He rests his elbows on the windowsill.

"I'll be looking forward to it,"

"Well don't sound too eager about it,"

"I'm trying to contain my joy. Have you heard from the boys yet?"

"I spoke with them this afternoon actually. Gon and Killua just made it to Whale Island," Leorio explains. The last he's seen the boys was about a few days ago. After him, Gon, and Kurapika went to go rescue Killua from his own family. The group agreed to go their separate ways with the promise of reuniting in a years at Yorknew City. Although it feels like it will be a long time, Leorio knows that the year will just fly by and soon he'll be reunited with his friends again. The teen is already missing their company. "They are going to relax for a bit before they begin their training,"

"That's good to hear, after what they've been through, the boys need a break," Kurapika lets out a small sigh through the phone. "It's good that Killua decided to stay with Gon for the time being. Maybe Gon will teach Killua what it's like to be a kid and have fun for a change,"

"I agree… I just hope Killua's family won't try to interfere with the boys' fun," Leorio grumbles. He thought back on his last experience with the Zoldyck family. Leorio was pretty sure that he wouldn't leave the mountains alive at the time. "And I'm pretty sure Killua's older brother is keeping a close eye on them,"

"Illumi…" Kurapika says in a shuddered voice.

"Hey, are you alright?" Leorio asks, sensing something wrong with his friend.

"…No, it's nothing for you to worry about," Kurapika tries to reason. He wasn't going to let his friends worry about him; they all have enough going on with their lives as it is.

"Come on, Kurapika," Leorio pleads, "you can tell me anything, I don't want you to hold everything to yourself. Letting it out might just make you feel better."

"…Well," Kurapika contemplates whether to tell Leorio his problem or not. The blonde takes a deep breath, "alright I'll tell you, but I won't give you the full details… I think Killua's brother is… um, attracted to me."

"…Are you serious-"

"-If you laugh, I will hang up right away!" Kurapika warns as soon as a "pft" came through the other line.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry!" Leorio said while taking a breath of air to calm himself. "What gives you the idea that he may like you?"

"Well, during the hunter exam when Illumi was disguised as Gittarackur, I noticed that he wouldn't keep his eyes off me. He wasn't even discreet about it either," Kurapika remembers how whenever he would happen to glance at Gittarackur, the man would always have his eyes fixated on the Kurta. Even when the man was caught staring, Gittarackur would just keep on staring. It was a very uncomfortable experience for Kurapika.

"Are you sure he was staring? Maybe he was looking a Killua and you happened to be in the way?" Leorio speculates, trying to ease Kurapika's worry.

"Maybe… Then there was the time when me and Gon found you with Hisoka, Illumi winked at me as soon as we made eye contact,"

"Maybe he had something in his eye?"

"Leorio!"

"Hey, I'm just trying to ease your thoughts, geez. I'm not defending him or anything," Leorio said. A faint blush was on Leorio's cheeks as he remembers the things Hisoka had done and said to him. Leorio shudders, remembering the feeling of Hisoka's lips against his own. It was intense and…

"-Anyway! Don't think much about it, it's probably nothing," Leorio adds, trying very much to erase the memory from his head.

"…You're right. I must be over thinking things…" Kurapika sighs.

"…Don't tell me you're disappointed?" Leorio asks, finding it hard to believe that the Kurta actually wanted the assassin to have some sort of affection for him.

"Of course I'm not! I'm very relieved," Kurapika said. "…Thanks for hearing me out, Leorio, I appreciate it,"

"Anytime," Leorio nods his head, knowing well that Kurapika couldn't see him.

"Well, it was nice talking to you, Leorio, but I need to rest early tonight," Kurapika says in a disappointed tone.

"Alright, I need to hit the hay too, early classes tomorrow," Leorio smiles sadly. "Goodnight Kurapika,"

"Goodnight, Leorio," He heard Kurapika say before hanging up the phone. Leorio immediately felt lonely. He's going to miss them... miss them all, but for now the teens going to focus on his goal and make his friends proud.

Leorio kept his focus on the city lights for a short while before pushing away from the windowsill. He closes his windows, not bothering to put the safety lock on because who in the right mind would try to climb into his room? Mind you, Leorio is seven stories high. Only a lunatic would think about sneaking into his dorm through the window.

Leorio made his way to his door and opens it to glance at his living room. The man stares, satisfied with his new home. The only thing adorning his living room is a beige, leather, couch and a wooden coffee table. Leorio's going to have to go furniture shopping one of these days. The teen can already picture the parties he's going to host. Hopefully he'll meet a few ladies he can score with. Leorio was practically drooling over the college babes he walked past earlier. He, no doubt, is going to have the time of his life. He can just feel it!

A yawn escapes the man's lips as he closes the door to his room and made his way towards his bed. He plops himself down on it and immediately began to strip down to his boxers while carelessly throwing his clothing elsewhere. He places his glasses and phone on the nightstand beside his bed and stretches his arms above his head. Another yawn left his lips before collapsing fully onto the bed. Leorio curses to himself at the realization that he'd forgotten to turn off the light. At this point the teen is too comfortable on his bed to even move an inch. So the solution Leorio came up with is to grab one of his shoes from the floor and throw it at the light switch.

"Damn it," Leorio growls when his shoe failed its mission and instead left a print on the white wall. Another yawn escaped the teen. "I guess I'll sleep with the lights on. It's not like it will kill me…" he mumbles to himself before getting a little more comfortable on the bed. Leorio lazily covers his head with a pillow and sighs contently.

"…Did I… forget something...?" he asked himself. For some reason the teen felt uneasy, like he's forgotten to do something important. Maybe after a little rest, Leorio will remember what he forgot in the morning? Hopefully it's nothing too important.


Sharp eyes watched the sleeping man's chest rise and fall. Pointed ears listened to the loud snores echoing in the room. "I finally found you, Leorio~" the figure cooes as a smirk spreads on their features. The figure's eyes seem to glow with lust. "I see you're happy to see me~" a chuckle escapes the figure at the sight of Leorio's hard on.

"Hmm…" Leorio groans as he flips himself over to lie flat on his stomach.

The figure chuckles before licking it's own lips. "Oh~ is this an invitation, Leorio?" The figure climbs onto the bed and hovers over the sleeping man. It gazes lustfully at Leorio's well-defined

back and rounded butt before running a cold finger down Leorio's spine. Leorio hums in response to the contact, making the other above him smirk toothily. The being bends down and leaves, light, kisses on Leorio's right shoulder blade all the way to his neck. "Leorio~" he whispers to the sleeping man's ear, "who are you thinking about that's got you so excited?"

Long fingers teasingly run down Leorio's sides, causing said man to mumble in his sleep. "What was that? I didn't quite catch that~" He purrs as he traces his tongue around the shell of Leorio's ear.

"Hnng… D-on't... Stop," Leorio murmurs, squirming from under the figure.

Leorio is slowly waking up from his deep slumber. He was fighting with himself to stay asleep for his dream is wonderful at the moment. Someone of porcelain skin and wavy, pink, locks is ravishing his body. He almost recognizes the person, but Leorio is too into the pleasure to care who was touching him. The person is currently leaving wet kisses on Leorio's neck and shoulders. How did they know that was Leorio's weak spot? The teen moans from the pleasant chills he was receiving and moves his head to the side to give the person better access to his neck.

"Do you like that, Leorio, would you like more?"

"Hmm..." Leorio groans in response. A large grin was on the teens lips now. He indeed wanted more, but something felt wrong. That playful voice sounds sinister and familiar. Leorio shivers at the feeling of lips kissing their way down Leorio's spine. Leorio moans, earning a chuckle from the other being. That's when it hit him. That chuckle, it was no innocent chuckle. It was more of a mocking snicker, and Leorio is sure he's heard it many times before. Leorio's eyes snap open when his butt cheeks were firmly grasped through his boxers.

"Are you finally awake?" An all too familiar voice asks.

Leorio felt his blood run cold and his heart stop. He swallows the lump in his throat as he props himself up on his elbows and slowly turns his head around as far as comfortable. "Hi…so…ka?"

"The one and only," the sadistic magician says, enjoying the expression on Leorio's face. "Hello again, doctor."

"HI-HISOKA?!" Leorio shrieks. The teen quickly turns on his side, pointing his rear as far away from Hisoka as possible. "What are you doing here? How did you get in here?!" The teen immediately began to ask a series of panicked questions as he tried to crawl away from the other. "How did you know where to find me? Why are you here-"

"-Shhh," Hisoka hushes the fearful man as he places his index finger on Leorio's lips to silence him. Leorio's breath hitched as Hisoka's free hand firmly grips his shoulder, preventing said teen from moving away. The sadist forces the other to lay flat on his back and leans in closer to the frightened man, their noses practically touching. Leorio gazes into those sharp yellow orbs. They looked fired up and determined. It made Leorio shiver fearfully. "Don't ask questions," Hisoka says huskily, "just enjoy the moment."

Leorio gasps at the feel of the other's lips brushing against his own teasingly. A small yelp erupts from the teens throat when Hisoka's cold hands gripped his hips firmly. This was all too familiar! It's exactly like the time Hisoka pinned Leorio down back at Zevil Island. Now the trash clown is back to finish what he didn't accomplish last time.

Hisoka, firmly, plants a kiss on Leorio's stiff lips and slowly leaves a trail of wet kisses down to the man's jaw, neck, and now chest. The whole time Hisoka had a smile on his face, loving the fact that Leorio isn't fighting back. He can tell the other was still in shock and is too afraid of Hisoka to move. Though Hisoka would prefer Leorio not to be afraid of him, this will have to do for now. After all, Leorio had it coming for breaking their deal. This was only fair.

Hisoka nibbled on Leorio's collarbone, making the teen groan. "Hi-Hisoka…!" Leorio manages to say, not finding his voice. Hisoka's every touch and low, seductive, voice made Leorio's head spin and his heart flutter up. This was all moving too fast and- "Hng," Leorio bit back a moan when Hisoka swirled his tongue on the center of the teens chest. He pinches Leorio's hard nipples between his fingers, making the other jerk into the touch. "S-Stop." Leorio says as Hisoka licks his way down to Leorio's stomach.

"Stop?" Hisoka stops his actions for a moment to stare into his love's eyes. He now had a playful smirk gracing his features. "You seem to be enjoying yourself an awful lot," Hisoka rubs his hands up and down Leorio's thigh. Each time teasingly moving closer to Leorio's erect, clothed, cock. Leorio lets out a small whimper, making the other's smile grow wider. "Are you sure you want me to stop?" Hisoka asks before kissing Leorio's navel and making his way down Leorio's happy trail.

"St-op...I-" Hisoka grabs the hem of Leorio's boxers and tugs at the elastic, "-I said STOP!" Leorio shouts as he knees Hisoka's ribs.

The wind was knocked out of Hisoka as a surprised, "OOF," escapes his lips. For that short second, Hisoka stared at Leorio with wide, astonished, eyes before the man under him kicks Hisoka off. Sending the sadist to the floor. Hisoka did not, at all, see this coming. He was too focused on giving the other pleasure that he sincerely did not expect Leorio to knee him. It hurt, but nothing Hisoka can't handle. Just the blow alone took Hisoka by surprise.

"Damn trash clown!" Leorio huffs. He immediately sits up on his bed and grabs the nearest object, his pillow, to conceal his almost naked body. He took steady, deep, breaths to calm his rapidly beating heart and pushed himself to lean against the wall. "That was a close one," Leorio says mostly to himself.

"That was rude~" Hisoka huffs as he sits up from the floor. He playfully glares at the frightened teen. "Do you usually treat your guests this way?"

"Guest? You're not my guest! You broke into my dorm!" Leorio spat. He held the pillow tightly against his chest like he was holding on to dear life. "What are you doing here, how did you even find me?!"

"I have my ways," Hisoka answers. He didn't mention the fact that Illumi is keeping a close eye on the four friends, mostly Killua and Kurapika, and gave Leorio's information out to Hisoka. Leorio would definitely tell his friends and Illumi would be mad. So much so as to not want to be friends with Hisoka anymore, and Hisoka "cherishes" their friendship. "I'm here because I wanted to see you," Hisoka answers sincerely. He crosses his arms and rests them on the bed as he stares up into Leorio's eyes. "I've missed you,"

"Tsk, I don't care if you missed me, you almost raped me!" Leorio can feel his vein throbbing on his forehead. He wasn't in the mood for Hisoka's cheesy, romance, talk. "How did you even get in here?!"

"I climbed in through the window,"

"Wha- How did you even- WE'RE SEVEN STORIES HIGH!"

"It wasn't hard, I figured the front door would be locked so I used my bungee gum to pull me up,"

Leorio raises a brow in confusion. What the hell is a bungee gum? That's besides the point! Leorio's going to have to lock the doors and hammer all the windows shut! "You damn Clown, I have early classes in the morning, I don't want to look like a train wreck on the first day!"

"Well that's your own fault," Hisoka stands up to his feet and narrows his eyes a Leorio. He smiles sadistically at the man before him and lifts his knee onto the bed. "If you hadn't broken our deal then you wouldn't be in this situation~" Hisoka chuckles, darkly. "Now be a good boy and let me have you."

Leorio flinched away as he pushes himself to the edge of the bed. "Wait-wait, hold on!" Leorio pleads as Hisoka began to climb on the bed and crawl towards him. He attempts to push Hisoka away by putting his foot over the others chest but that only stopped the trash clown from moving closer. "What deal are you talking about?!" Leorio asks. His heart stops at the sight of Hisoka furrowing his brows and narrowing his eyes at Leorio. Hisoka is not happy. "W-Why are you mad?" Leorio then asked. Voicing his thoughts mostly.

"Oh, I don't know," Hisoka sits back on the bed, crosses his arms, and averts his gaze from Leorio. He puckers his bottom lip, pouting. "Well a certain someone was suppose to go on a date with me, but alas, I was stood up."

Leorio's breath hitched. That's why Hisoka was angry with him. That's the reason why Leorio had an eeire feeling about forgetting something important. He forgot about his date with Hisoka! Their deal was for Leorio to go on a date with the trash clown in exchange for Hisoka not raping the teen. Leorio broke that deal so now the trash clown came to deflower Leorio's ass. Leorio shudders uncomfortably.

"Th-That wasn't even my fault!" Leorio says. Hisoka finally looks him in the eye. His gold orbs seeming to express coldness. Leorio felt like a dead man. He swallows thickly. "We had to go rescue Killua right after that jerk brother of his made Killua forfeit the competition."

"I don't understand what the big fuss is about. Rescue. He only went home," Hisoka still had a bit of sneer in his tone. Leorio missed out on their date because Killua didn't want to play anymore and went home? Sure he was manipulated, but the boy was only going to his family. Hisoka was looking forward to this date! Now he's sitting on the bed, pissed off, and listening to the man he loves talk about other people. What an annoying night it has turned out to be for the sadist. Maybe he can make up for it by going on a midnight killing spree? That just might make the trash clown cheer up.

Leorio felt his blood run cold. Hisoka was scowling hard to himself and suddenly began to chuckle. A sadistic smile was now on his lips. Leorio can feel the atmosphere around them change dramatically. A dangerous atmosphere. The teen is sure Hisoka is going to kill or rape him tonight. Leorio has to try to change this clowns mood and fast! He can tell the man before him is thinking dark thoughts just by the sinister chuckle he let out. Leorio swallows thickly and internally praises to the Gods, telling them to protect him and guide him once he voices out his decision.

"B-Besides… I was going to call you in the morning to reschedule our... date?" Leorio lies through his teeth. Hisoka perks up, his blood lust dying down, and glances at Leorio with a wide grin on his face. Leorio ignores the way his heart fluttered up and continues with his lies. "Y-Yeah, I was going to call you earlier but I thought you were busy," Leorio nervously laughs and averts his gaze from Hisoka. It didn't even cross his mind that he does not have Hisoka's number saved in his phone nor does he have the man's email address.

"Oh?" Hisoka's wide grins softens. He chuckles and tilts his head to the side. "Were you really going to call?" He asks, playing along with Leorio's little act. He knows his little victim was pressured into this.

"Of course! Do you really think I would stand you up? I've been looking forward to it…?" Leorio's heart feels close to bursting out of his chest. Did Hisoka believe his obvious lie? Leorio jumps when cold fingers cup his chin. He finally glances at Hisoka, who was at close proximity to his face. Leorio swallows thickly. His heart never seeming to calm down.

"Alright, Leorio, I'll give you another chance," Hisoka says. "But you will have to be the one to take me out, after all it's fair since you stood me up,"

"G-Great," Leorio says halfheartedly. Leorio pulls away and reaches for his cell phone to look at the time. It was two in the morning. Leorio groans, noting to buy himself two cups of coffee in the morning. "I have classes all week, so how does friday sound?"

"Hmm, I'll have to check my schedule, I'm pretty busy," Hisoka lies, while placing his finger on his chin in thought. He chuckles at the way Leorio's shoulders tense and his teeth grind against each other angrily. Hisoka chuckles before pecking Leorio's cheek, causing said man to flinch away and nearly fall off the bed. "I suppose I can move some things around, sound good to you?"

Leorio nods his head in agreement. "My class ends around six so how about we meet then?"

"Alright, I'll be waiting for you at your school's entrance," Hisoka pecks Leorio's lips. "Don't keep me waiting, doctor," Hisoka says, enjoying Leorio's tomato red face. He pushes himself off the bed and made his way towards Leorio's door. "Until then Leorio, I'll be leaving through your balcony," Hisoka turns the knob and pulls the door open. "Pleasant dreams, oh, and you should really clean these dirty walls," he says, referring to the shoe print on the wall, before turning off the light switch and closing the door behind him.

Leorio waits a few minutes, listening intently to the other's foot steps until they were no longer heard. He lets out the breath he was holding and leans against the wall. So much for feeling like the luckiest person in the world. Leorio feels so devastated. He hopes that his whole college experience won't be ruined by the trash clown, Hisoka. How is he going to get out of this mess? Will Hisoka's infatuation with Leorio ever end? Unless Leorio ruins the date?

"Sabotage…" Leorio mumbles to himself. That's it! The man forms his hands into fists and a wide, evil like, grin spreads on his lips. Leorio's just going to have to ruin the date. He will show his bad side to Hisoka and maybe, just maybe, Hisoka will end up hating Leorio and leave the teen alone forever! Leorio just hopes Hisoka won't just kill him for giving the clown a shitty time.