B.W. Bunny: Uh, Hello guys. I guess this will be the first story I write to you. so-
Raven: (Pops up out of nowhere and starts jumping up and down) Ooh, ooh, I wanna help, I wanna help!
B.W. Bunny: No! (Hits Raven with a rolled up newspaper)
Raven: (Whines rubbing the spot on her head where B.W. Bunny hit her) But I wanna...
B.W. Bunny: No! (Throws Raven some bubble wrap)
Raven: Yay! Bubble wrap! (Starts popping it)
B.W. Bunny: (Sighs) Finally. I can write.
Bubble Wrap: Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
B.W. Bunny: Shut up.
Bubble Wrap: Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!
B.W. Bunny: (Annoyed) Shut up! (Punches Raven straight through the wall)
Wall: Bam! Bam! Bam!
B.W. Bunny: (Smiles creepily) Now, Shall we move on to the story?
Raven: (From three rooms over) Don't forget the disclaimer!
B.W. Bunny: Oh Right! I don't Own D. Gray man! At All! Ever!
Our favorite group of exorcists were walking down the hallways towards Komui's office with our much MORE favorite, Allen Walker, Leading the way... Of course since it was him they've been walking around for 3 more hours than what it would take if Lenalee or Lavi were leading, but whatever...At least that's Allen Thought, now Kanda, Kanda had a DIFFERENT Thought.
"Che. Fucking Beansprout! You got us lost!" He yelled into Allen's face to which Allen yelled,
"I can't help it! Everything looks the same in this pla-Oh! There it is! See I told you we were going in the right direction!" He Grins triumphantly.
Meanwhile Lenalee and Lavi sweat-dropped and Kanda just ched. They were all thinking the same basic thing, some more violently then others (Kanda) of course, and that thing was:
'Didn't you just say that you got us lost?'
As soon as Allen marched through the door, he was shot in the head with a tranquilizer dart by Komui. Strangely Reever was in on this, picking Allen up and putting him on the couch.
"Brother, what's going on?" Lenalee said, asking the question the other two boys wanted to ask but were too scared to.
"I'm glad you asked, my darling Lenalee!" Komui yelled gushing over how cute his sister had become. you Four are going on a very important mission called Testing my new Mind Adventure Machine! The aura around Komui was pink and covered in bunnies.
"Mind.. Adventure.. Machine...?" this question rang through the air.
"Yes, Mind Adventure Machine! It does what it says, it's a machine that lets three people go on adventure into someone else's mind!"
"Why three specifically Komui?" Lavi asked, catching on to what was really going on quickly as a bookmen should.
Komui sighed. His whole demeanor changed to a serious one, and he said "You caught me. Actually this was a request from central. they want you three to go into Allen's mind and determine if Allen is a threat or not."
"But Allen's not a threat!"
"I know Lenalee but central doesn't seem to think so. Just pretend you're getting to know him better, okay?" Komui smiled sadly.
"Okay Brother..."
Komui Brightens again and leads them to three strange helmets, having the exorcists put them on. They all immediately blacked out. Komui smiles sadly yet again and says to the already unconscious teens, "Good luck, my children."
B.W. Bunny: Did you like it? R&R please!
Raven: Aww... Komui thinks of them as his children...
B.W. Bunny: Kinda weird actually... Maybe I should tell you that I'm posting this to make up for Raven and Host's laziness.
Raven: You're so mean! (Mutters) Even though that is true...