Kikkie: this is what happens when you teach your 18 year old Padawan how to drive a hover car, complete different then a space ship.

"I can't do this!" Anakin shouted.

"Master come on we haven't even started the car!" Ashoka tells her master.

"Anakin you must be strong." Obi-wan tells his student. The three were sitting down on leather seats in a hover car on their way to see the council when Obi-wan thought it would be a good idea to let Ashoka drive! Although the girl has had 0% of any knowledge of driving a hover car. True she was a well-trained pilot for battle ships but the Jedi temple never taught her how to drive so it was up to her master to teach this 18 year old how to drive.

"I got this!" Ashoka says right before she starts up the car. The car begins to shake then hovers above the ground it is standing on but Ashoka does not move for she waits for instructions.

"Okay Snip, what you want to do is push your foot down to go forward." Anakin says then realizing that he didn't say right foot. Ashoka stomps her foot on her left side.

"Oh wait Ash-BOOM!" Anakin was cut off when Ashoka rammed the back of the car into a small statue on the Jedi lawn, two seconds later the statue broke into a little pieces. The three look back to the sky road, hoping no one saw that. Ashoka gently pushed the forward. Moving the car onto the road, good thing today is a holiday so the sky not over crowded.

"Okay, so far so good no?" Ashoka asked. Obi-wan was staring out the window while Anakin could feel his heart beating real fast.

"Okay, just keep going straight HQ should be at least 15 minutes away." Anakin says as he watches his padawan gently drive the car straight forward. Both of her hands gripping the wheel with her life. The three saw a red light so Ashoka stopped.

"Okay Snips now you have to go right at the green, got it." Anakin says.

"And try not to hit anything." Obi-wan says. Ashoka nods her head.

"I understand." Ashoka says. When the light turned green again Ashoka started to move to the left. When she turned she saw HQ far away but very close at the same time. As they drived Obi-wan could seem to ignore the arrogance of his own Padawan.

"Anakin put on your seat belt, you too Ashoka." Obi-wan ordered.

"Oh Obi-wan, were Jedi! We don't need seat belts!" Anakin says.

"Oh, I see someone forgot what happened last time he forgot his seat belt?" Obi-wan says making Anakin remember the time he learned how to drive and accidently drove into a tree that caused him to fly out his seat and hit the glass in front of him face first. Anakin had to wear a neck brace for 9 months after that. All of that could have been avoided if someone wore their seat belts.

"This time is different, I am a trained Jedi now. The force will protect me." Anakin tells Obi-wan. Ashoka drives right over HQ but does not stop. Anakin stared at her weirdly.

"Ashoka pull the car down." Anakin ordered.

"I don't know how." Ashoka responded.

"Just move the stick next to you to the letter D." Anakin tells Ashoka. Ashoka grabs the stick but could not move it. She tries her best but it does not move.

"Master I think the stick jammed." Ashoka says.

"It can't be jammed this is brand new car." Anakin says. His metal hand reaches over to the stick and tries to pull it down put it doesn't move.

"I believe it is Anakin." Obi-wan says. Anakin toys and play with the stick, making the car jiggle and move back and forth a little put violently.

"Come…ON!" Anakin shouted then pulled the leaver to the D letter then accidently pulled the stick out of it place. All three of the Jedi mouths go agap and their skins turn pale white. The car stops moving for a few seconds.

"Oh Anakin…" Obi-wan said as he raises his hand to his face then rubs his temple. The car started to shake until the levitation oh it stopped. Causing the car to fall violently. As they fell to about a hundred feet to Ashoka grabs onto the wheel and tries to pull it up to get a little lavage only to pull the wheel out of its place. Anakin glares at the girl.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THE BIO-NIC WOMAN!?" Anakin shouted at her as they fell.

"GO TO HELL MASTER!" Ashoka shouted at her master right before she started to scream her head off like one of those scream girls from a horror movie.

"I'm going to die a 35 year old virgin that never kissed a girl." Obi-wan muttered.

"You're a virgin?" Anakin asked but Obi-wan did not answer for the car stopped in mid-air ten feet off the ground of HQ. When the car stopped, Ashoka and Anakin bodies flew out of their seats then onto the glass window. Obi-wan was dangle over them with his arms crossed.

"This is why you should always wear your seat belt." Obi-wan says as he unbuckles himself then opens the car door. He falls next to the two then opens the car door. Once he is out he uses the force to carry the two the car as well. Once they were out and on their feet Anakin had to ask while looking at the car.

"Why'd it stop?" Anakin asked.

"It ran out of gas." Obi-wan says.

"What?" Ashoka asked. "Cars don't work like that!" Ashoka say and the second she did the car fell right down onto the ground hard then rolled off the edge of the HQ ground."

"Nice going Snips." Anakin says.

"Eh, the insurance will handle it!" Ashoka says as she scratches her Headtails.

"By the way, Anakin whose car was that?" Obi-wan asked.

"Oh, Mace Windu's." Anakin says, making Obi-wan eyes widen in fear.

"Mace Wi-I AM SO TIRED OF THESE MUTHER FUCKING JEDI STEALING MY MUTHER FUCKING CAR!" Mace Windue shouted as he makes his way to his crashed car that was literally on the ground.

"Okay time to go!" Obi-wan shouted as he grabs both Anakin and Ashoka hand then leads then drags them into the building.

Kikkie: Hey its me, tell me what you think! I will be making a second chapter soon thank you for reading and please do not post any bad comments and I do not own Star wars!