I felt random

So I wrote this thing(which is random)

And you making the decision to read this random thing on this random website written by a random person is random

Heck, these things people always write before their stories is random

"Natsu, why are your teeth pointy?"

The dragon slayer halted his assault on his meal to look at Asuka, sitting across the table from him. The curiosity in her eyes was strong.

"My teeth aren't pointy," he denied,"I have normal teeth like everyone else.'

"Nuh-uh. Your teeth are pointy." She crawled across the tabletop and sat defiantly in front of him. Asuka opened her mouth wide and pointed to her little canines that were just beginning to come in.

"Shi? Deez teefu are pointi fo you.'

She closed her mouth and placed her tiny hands on Natsu's face, "And it's not you alone. It's you and Gajeel and Wendy, but hers is littler. So why?"

Expectantly she waited for an answer but Natsu only continued eating,

"I dunno."

"That's not a good answer Natsu! Gimme a better one!"

He pushed the empty plate aside and leaned back in his chair with an evil smirk," Why should I? I'd tell ya but you'd be scared if I did."

The little gunner crossed her arms, obviously she took offense to that statement, "I won't be scared. I'm 5 years old and 5 year olds don't get scared.'

"Wanna bet on that?"

Asuka nodded furiously. "Well we all have pointy teeth because…." he paused for dramatic effect, "we're all dragons."

Natsu kept his eyes on her waiting for the desired reaction, but it never came.

"You can't be a dragon."

He flew up from his chair," And why not!?"

"Because you don't look like one."

"So what, you've seen a dragon before?"

"No but I read all about them in books. It says that they're like giant lizards, and they have scales and wings and that they're really big! Like this big!" She stretched her arms as wide as she could to prove her point. "You can't be a dragon."

Natsu sat back down, putting his feet up on the table, "Fine I lied. I'm not a dragon," he muttered.'

"So what are you?"

"Guess."

Her eyes narrowed in concentration for a bit when she jumped up with an answer,"You're a demon!"

He quirked his brow, a demon? That was….unexpected.

"Yeah that's right!" she continued," They look like people but sometimes they have something weird about how they look, which is your pointy teeth! But…" she stopped for a moment," aren't demons bad? Then you can't be one, you're nice."

Natsu tilted his head back, a whistle leaving his lips," You're right though. I am a demon."

The young child looked at him, a mixture of disbelief and amazement on her face, "Really?"

"Yup, totally a demon. I'm a good one though and I hunt down all the bad ones."

He grinned," I'm a demon hunter."

"So are Wendy and Gajeel good demons too?"

"Wendy definitely but Gajeel….." his gaze settled on his fellow dragon slayer who was resting peacefully at a nearby table. His grin grew wider.

"He's a bad demon. I was gonna start hunting him today but something tells me you're a better person for the job. You wanna do it for me instead?"

"I can be a demon hunter too!?"

"Not a full one, maybe like a hunter in training."

She reached for the toy gun hanging off her belt when Natsu stopped her,"No that won't work., he's too powerful. Lemme tell you his weakness.'

He beckoned her forward and whispered the instructions to her.

She nodded in understanding and hopped off the table, running over to her unaware target just as Mirajane walked over to collect his empty plate.

"What was that all about?"

"Nothin' really. she just asked why my teeth were so sharp, same for Gajeel and Wendy. I figured if I told her it was because we were dragon slayers that'd be boring so…."

"So?"

"I let her come up with her own answer."

Mirajane settled a hand on her hip," Something tells me I don't want to know that answer."

He shrugged," She said I was a demon, and I told her to hunt down Gajeel since he's a bad demon." Natsu glanced at Mira, his playfulness clearly evident,"I told her to braid his hair and stick some magnets to his face."

"You know he's going to kill you when he wakes up right?"

""It's gonna be funny though."

"SALAMANDER!"

"Speak of the devil," she murmured.

Gajeel advanced menacingly towards Natsu, well as menacing as one could be with unfinished braids in their hair and a young child running around their feet laughing triumphantly.

His glare was weakened by a small magnet comically hanging off his studded brow. His sharp teeth were bared in a snarl as he cracked his knuckles. Natsu rose to his feet and showed off similarly pointed in his devious smile.

"Worth it."

So random

That awkward moment when a small child says you're a demon and you play just for fun but in truth you really are a demon but you just don't know it.