Wow, we haven't updates in FOREVAH.

Zelda: Hi guys (or girls). We would like to make a teeny, tiny, itsy bitsy kinda sorta maybe huge and ginormous announcement... You say it.

You say it.

Zelda: You say it.

We both say it.

Zelda: Okay.

Both: *Sigh* This story is TEMPORARILY DISCONTINUED, NOTE THE TEMPORARY.

Zelda: Yeah... ZK and I decided to finish writing the story - yes, all the chapters, every one. We're going to write them up but we won't post them until we finish up the last chapter. This process could take us a couple months-

Actually, it might take until February or March next year - but we promise you we are always working on it. Plus, look at it this way - even though you wait a lot, once we have them all in FFN already we can publish one every single day! Isn't that GREAT?!

Zelda: We apologize for any inconvenience this has you all! Thanks for understanding! Baieeee!

(PS: I'll probably update this chapter every once in a while with news on how much time is left and the number of chapters I've written and stuff. Stay posted! THIS STORY AIN'T OVAH YET PEOPLES! See you later!)

Allright guys. Chapter Seven is halfway there and I'm finishing up right now. Yeah it's a short update but there you go. I'm also starting Eight. See you in a bit! Bye!

Update 2: Sorry guys! I sort of lost interest in this story. I went and rewrote Ch. 7 but I have to put my next chapter on hold because of a project I have to do for school :( Oh well. See ya later.

Zelda: It's your own fault, you know.

You just insulted yourself.

Zelda: ...F***.

Update 3: Hai guys! But I guess this should technically be Bai guys.

Zelda: What she means is, we have to discontinue this story. She's still stuck on chapter 8 but her goal was to be at 12 by now.

Sorry guys... I'm not sure how many of you liked this story, but I kinda lost my SAO groove and getting back into it could take some work. If I ever do find it again, I will rewrite this and make it better than ever before seen! Meaning: more planned out, more funny, more character interaction, more dialogue, more detail, more scenes, more long chapters. That'll be nice huh?

I can't say exactly when this'll happen if at all though. It could be next month or it could be in two years, I dunno really. That said, I must delete Zelda's data (yes, Zel, I'll keep the backup) and this story. This transaction shall happen sometime tomorrow.

Zelda: So, it's bye for good? Ish? Bye for this version of TI?

Yup. See you guys later. Sorry about the discontinuingness.