It was a cold lonely night, Kakyoin was sad.

He knew Jotaro would never 'Star Finger' him.

So he got up, turned on the radio and danced.

Kakyoin danced like he was on fire while being eaten alive, but god damn did he enjoy it.

The precious cherry boy danced so hard that he slowly ascended beyond the clouds.

He was in space, surrounded by stars, this was true peace for him.

AND THEN DIO JUMPED 1,000,000,000 FEET IN THE AIR AND PUNCHED A FUCKING HOLE THROUGH HIS CHEST THE END.