Little one-shot I came up with for good humor due to boredom. (Spin-off)

In the streets of Roanapur a motorcycle zoomed down the road at a dangerous speed. His clothes and red hair flapped in the wind as he drove even faster, easily zig-zagging past any cars that got in his way, his single eye narrowed to a mere slit.

His name was Todd, 24 years old, brother of Roanapur's own Two-Hands.

And he was pissed.

And he's going to take it out on a certain former Japanese business man now turned pirate.

As soon as he neared an apartment complex he jammed the brakes, the tires screeching harshly against the ground. Todd grabbed the shotgun he kept wedged between the seat and jumped off the motorcycle once it slowed down enough, the bike crashing and skidding down the road, the red-haired man showed no concern as he began walking toward the complex.

Just then a red 1960s GTO stopped abruptly a few feet away from Tod. Rushing out of the drivet's seat was none other than his sister Revy, also known as Two-Hands around these parts due to her skill with duel-wielding fire-arms.

Revy wore her usually outfit on this hot day in Roanapur, though there was a small change compared to her normal appearence. There...seemed to be a light bump around her stomach area.

Yes, she is pregnant, Revy is going to become a mother. And her brother isn't too happy about it.

"Todd this is ridiculous! Stop!" she yelled. "You don't have to-why do you have a shotgun?"

"I just wanna talk to him." Todd spoke calmly, loading the weapon as he began to slowly stalk his way up the stairs.

"For fuck's sake!" Revy ran after him.

"I just wanna talk to him." Todd repeats.

"Bullshit! You're being-"

"I just wanna talk to him."

"Put the goddamn gun away!"

"I just wanna talk to him."

"What are you going to do?! It's not his-

"I just wanna talk to him."

"Todd!"

"I just wanna shoot him." he finished loading and pumps the shotgun.

Revy growls. "If you so much as-" she didn't get to finish her threat as her brother stopped at the door he was looking for and blew a large hole into the wood before kicking it down.

(A few moments earlier)

Rock woke up around 7 in the morning. After showering, brushing his teeth, and throwing on his usually pants, white-collar shirt and tie, the former buisness man was about to head out the door of his apartment when his cellphone started to ring.

Rock reached into his backpocket and pulled it out. The caller I.D said 'Ofifice' and with a smile Rock answered the call.

"Hey Dutch, what's up?"

"Rock! Thank God you picked up."

"Benny?" Rock asked, confused at the urgency in the man's voice. "Something the matter?"

"Yeah, you see..." he paused and Rock heard him swallow nervously. "Todd, he knows."

Rock's eyes widened so far they almost shot out of his head. He broke into a cold sweat.

"No." he whispered, shaking in fear.

He heard Benny sigh heavily. "Yes."

"H-How did he f-find out?" Rock stuttered.

"He showed up unexpectedly at the office a few minutes ago. He took notice of Revy's...well you know, and somehow he instantly figured out it was you."

"I-I see. Is he...?" Rock left the question in the air.

"He's pissed." Benny finished for him. "And he's on his way to your apartment via motorcycle at this very moment."

"Oh shit."

"Yeah, and Revy's hot on his tail with the GTO if that offers any reassurance. Though she left her guns behind during her rush."

"What?! That doesn't help at all!" Rock shouted into the phone. "I'm dead!"

"I'm sure Revy will be able calm him down, but until then, you better get the hell out of there."

Just then Rock heard the sound of screeching tires and crashing coming from outside. He ran to his window and looked out.

"Fuck." he whispered.

"What is it?" Benny asked on the other line but was ignored as Rock hung up on him. He watched as Todd walked toward his apartment, a shotgun in hand. Rock gulped.

He spun around and ran toward his bedroom, slamming the door shut. After that Rock dragged his bed toward the door and used it as a barricade. It wasn't the smartest thing to do but Rock was in a panic.

"Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit." he chanted as he heard voices outside his front door, a particular sentence nearly had him piss his pants.

"I just wanna shoot him."

'BANG!'

"Ahhhhh shit!" Rock screamed in a high voice. His instinct to run was screaming in his head as he made a beeline to the window in his room. He opened it up and climbed out, now hanging off the ledge just when a hard force smashed against the door to the bedroom.

"BIG MISTAKE!" Todd yelled from the other side as he began firing metal at the door, shredding the wood along with the bed. Splinters and fluff flew everywhere.

Rock let go of the ledge and dropped to the ground. The height wasn't really that long so Rock was able to land on his feet, though he still winced slightly in pain. He then hauled ass down the street, not looking back for anything.

Rock ran for his live from the enrage red-haired man, and Rock was certain that...he's right behind him already. Rock ran even faster, especially when Todd began shooting at him, his shots missing him by mere inches.

"When I get my hands on you..." he heard Todd growl.

The citizens of Roanapur stir clear out of the way. Though some couldn't help but laugh at the odd sight before them; the sight of Rock running for dear life from Two-Hands' brother for God only knows what reason, said woman running behind him also.

Rock managed to run all the way to the docks of the Lagoon Company, he glanced over his shoulder to find Todd still in pursuit.

'Oh come on!' he mentally shouted.

Suddenly Rock tripped over his own feet, causing him to gasp in horror he fell to the ground. 'Shit!'

Rock landed hard with a loud thud, dust kicking up and staining his clothes. Rock groaned in pain while panting, slowly turning over so he was sitting forward. He stared tiredly at his awaiting doom.

Todd was breathing heavily as he stalks toward Rock, glaring at him as he pumps his shotgun again.

"Fucking bastard, you go and knock up Revy, then made me chase you half-way across town." He pointed the gun directly in Rock's face. "You better start giving me reasons, why I shouldn't pull the trigger." he threatens, his eye narrowed dangerously.

Rock gulped. "Um..."

Todd pressed the gun against his forehead. "This fucked up city is no place for a child. But oh no, that wasn't your concern at the time, was it?"

Rock gulped again. "Well...she told me it was okay to- w-what I mean to say is she told me she couldn't get pregnant."

Todd fires a round very close to Rock's head before jamming the barrel back to his forehead. "Well, she lied to you it seems. But that's no excuse you dumb motherfucker."

Suddenly, a loud crash sounded from behind Todd, causing his head to tilt forward slightly. Then he fell to the ground in a heap, out cold.

There stood Revy, holding a hard brick she no doubt used to bash her brother in the back the head with.

"Jesus Revy!" Rock shouts.

She gave him a exasperate look."Shut the fuck up, be thankful I just saved your ass." Revy panted, trying to catch her breath.

Rock glances at the body next to him and sighed. "Still..." he muttered.

"Hey, it was either this or a bullet to your brain. He's hardheaded and a bit unpredictable when he's angry. So maybe he'll cooled down once he comes to."

"Guessing from the blood coming from the back of his skull, it might be awhile." Rock said, concerned for the male red head. "Not that I'm ungrateful but did you have hit him so hard?"

Revy looked at her brother's body blankly before averting her eyes in a rather sheepish matter. "Todd is pretty damn durable, he may be out for awhile but atleast he's out."

Rock sighs again. "What are we going to do once he wakes up?"

Rubbing a hand against her stomach Revy shrugs. "Make a run for it, seeing as I'm no good with words."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Not at all."

"Great."

"I believe you can convice him not to kill you, while he's tied up that is."

Rock ran a hand through his hair. "Why me?"

"You did this to me, dipshit." Revy rested a hand on her hip.

"Maybe if you were more straight forward-"

"Shut up."

Rock groans helplessly. "This isn't fair."

Revy raised an eyebrow."I'm carrying the kid. You shouldn't talk."

"You're going to be the death of me."

Revy chuckled. "No Rocky-baby, my brother will."

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