Disclaimer: I doubt anyone here does, but I DO NOT OWN NARUTO or KATAWA SHOUJO. Both are works of Masashi Kishimoto and Four Leaf Studios respectively.

"Bleach." Not exactly the best scent to wake up to, but it's the first thing to hit his now conscience mind. "I don't even need to guess where I am. Just by that smell I know." A young man of about 17 lay on a bed. He was about 6' in height and had the muscle build of a swimmer, built for speed but the muscle was compact and had power. Blond hair that spiked everywhere, bandages wrapped around his head and eyes obstructing their view. Thin whisker marks marred his face, three on each cheek. (If you don't know who this is, leave…..like seriously.) Trying to move, he found that his body wouldn't respond to his actions, and so he laid there waiting and trying to remember….. "What in the fuck happened?!"

Images flashed in his mind of him and another boy fighting a woman….

"Kaguya…" he thought, narrowing his eyes. She was a bitch to fight and, not that he'd openly admit anywhere near Sakura but, part of it was because of her beauty. It's no reason she was revered as a Goddess. He clearly remembers when she blushed when she saw his reverse sexy jutsu. He smirked and let out a chuckle at that, but dropped it slightly immediately after remembering exactly where Kaguya resided.

During the fight with Madara, when he lost the Yang of Kurama's chakra, Madara gained the Rikudo Sennins abilities. Then Kaguya emerging from the moon, her fucking all sorts of shit up, and Sasuke and him getting assistance from the original sage. Which he re-affirmed with himself that it was fucking awesome. Sasuke and him getting separated because of Kaguya's little dimension toss.

Now here is where it gets interesting.

Kaguya came to him.

She came to fight him one on one. With how much luck he was having with HELP…..this was going to suck.

It was strange though….she didn't want to fight.

She wanted to talk, and since he couldn't sense that annoying blob with her, he guessed alone.

And so, they spoke.

*Flashback*

Still tense from seeing her suddenly appear, Naruto steeled his eyes and slowly clenched and unclenched his fists, waiting for her to come at him.

"I don't have long before my mind becomes muddled with rage again so I'll have to make this quick."….Her voice was so different to him when she wasn't trying to run him through.

"I need to be sealed again and I know that it is what you and the other boy had in mind. However, it won't work. Just like it Hundreds of years ago when I was sealed, I would simply come back again."

"Please tell me she isn't sugg-,""I need to be sealed within one of you, the decedents of my grandchildren."

Naruto stared at her, less tense than before but still ready to defend himself if necessary. "So why'd you come to me?" Even in the middle of a fight, a war no less, he was still a curious person.

"Because in you I see salvation. I may have been riddled in hatred and madness that the Shinju brought onto me, but I still see what transpires.. That other child has too much hate in him. Even as you fight with him, he would fight against you as soon as ours would be over. I don't trust him." Naruto simply raised a brow at the word trust. "I know that you have no trust in me at this moment, but could I not have simply attacked you? Could I not have thrown you into a pool of lava below this worlds crust? I didn't though. So that has to count for something."

Naruto stared for a good long moment. He finally settled out of his stance and asked what she had in mind. She smiled and, if he was honest with himself, his heart skipped a few beats.

"From what I gathered in the bits that Zetsu has imparted to me, we are near the Uzumaki Shrine. There is a mask here that contains the mortal mask of the Shinigami. Using that you can freely summon him to this realm without the fear of drawback."

The mask of….."You mean this mask?" Naruto drew out the very mask she was speaking of. The, quite litterly, demonic mask held two protruding horns, white face paint, and gleaming white teeth.

Kaguya blinked owlishly. "Actually yes. Um, when exactly did you get that?"

"Orochimaru, for being an impressive shinobi, still doesn't hold a candle to a flash." Naruto stated with a rougish smirk. He received a twitch of her eyebrow and a small blush for that.

Kaguya shook her head slightly," Just put the mask on and Shini-san will do the rest….I will be out of it for a while and will most likely awaken around the same time you will."

Naruto gained a confused expression. "What do you mean by that?"

Damned he be if he didn't like that smile of hers. "It is not that important. You will not perish from this like others would due to your heritage, and if I am correct you'll gain something greater by having me within you." Her eyes widened slightly and her smile dropped.

"I can feel the influence of the Shinju increasing again. You must hurry and seal me before I am controlled again." To Naruto it seemed like she was hesitating on a decision for a moment.

She slowly walked up to him, showing she wasn't going to attack, and…kissed him. On the lips.

What.

In.

All.

The.

Fuck.

She pulled away and giggled at his wide eyed and babbling face. "I'm going to be sealed within you. In a literal way I am giving you my soul. As such I am, in essence, marrying you." She blushed at this. "And as such I will be your wife."

Naruto's eyes seemed they would explode from his sockets. He had to admit though, he wasn't completely against the idea of being with this woman. She was beautiful, incredibaly strong, and, when she wasn't trying to kill him, she seemed even nice.

Naruto finally got his eyes back in and cleared his throat with a blush. "R-right." He gripped the mask in his hand and brought it to his face.

His eyes closed, and slowly reopened to show golden colored irises surrounded by a black sclera. Already knowing what he was called for, he pulled Kaguya's soul within the childs body and disappeared from Naruto's being.

After coming back-to, pain wracked his body and forced him into a blackout.

*Flashback End*

After that he woke up here. He closed his eyes and was about to draw in nature chakra when he remembered that he probably got an increase in his chakra pool. And if there was one thing he remembered about an increased chakra pool, was that it will shoot control to hell. Naruto remembered what happened to those that failed to take and give the correct ratio of nature chakra and didn't really feel like he would like living as a statue.

Feeling enough strength come to him he reached up and pulled the bandages off, revealing shining blue eyes. He threw the bandages to the side and sat his arm back down.

Naruto tilted his head toward his rooms door as it opened and saw his mother in all but blood walk in. Her head down in worry for his sake.

He smirked and spoke out to her. "Why ya looking so glum Baa-chan?"

She would most likely have to heal her neck from how hard she whipped her head up. Tears started to well in her eyes as she looked at him, and it looked like she was holding herself back from running and collapsing onto him.

"Don't just stand there." He told her, whispering lightly to her. His eyes softened. "Come and help me up. I want some ramen!"

Tsunade ran to him and gave, what felt like a bone crushing hug, tears streaming down her face onto his shoulder. Sobs racked her body, as she told him how she was expecting to lose him, just like she had Dan and Nawaki.

Naruto gave a light smile, and rubbed her back slowly whispering soothing words to her. After a few minutes her sobs had stopped and the tears had been dried. She stood back smiling at him.

"You scared us, brat. At some points it seemed like you were gonna leave us."

Naruto gave her one of his cheeky grins. "C'mon, Baa-chan, you know me better than that. Ain't no way that I'm gonna die until I've had my face up on that mountain."

She gave him one of her own in response, then it morphed into a more serious frown. "Wanna go through what happened out there, brat? One of the patrols we had stationed just outside Konoha felt you and Kaguya appear, then her signature disappears and yours drops exponentially."

Straightening up as much as he could, Naruto went over what happened after Kaguya teleported them.

Tsunade was left speechless, flabbergasted (Love this word, sounds funny to me.) would be the better word. She slowly regained herself and just shook her head and busted out laughing.

"Only you, Naruto! Only you would get the very reason we were fighting that war to not only surrender, but get sealed within you, AND in some crazy way be your wife!" At this point she may bust her gut with how hard she was laughing.

Naruto just joined her. There was nothing he could do. That and even he had to admit that it was pretty hilarious. Straightening themselves up, Tsunade turned and asked if Kaguya had spoken with him yet.

"No, she hasn't. I woke up just moments before you came in. Before I called the Shinigami, she said that she would wake soon after I woke so she may call me soon." He received a nod in reply.

Tsunade walked to the end of his bed and grabbed the patient clipboard. Walking back to Naruto, she ran the basic tests she always had to do…..especially with him. After about half an hour and then another half hour argument about when he should get out, it was decided that he would wait at least a day before leaving. So here he was, waiting for the sun to fall from its perch on the horizon. He laid back down and closed his eyes, letting the sweet darkness of sleep take him.

Alright so that's chapter one!

What do you all think? Should I keep building on this?

Gotta say though, even if you don't want me to I will continue this. While I would like it if others enjoy this story I honestly put it up for me and a couple of friends.

So please review and tell me what you think, and…

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